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"Yesterday I seen a man with the old hooped scum top on . He was about 60 . I stared at him and simply sniggered . He must have thought I was mental" He would have been spot on too. Fucking hell.

Told you

Spot on, they always like to act as if we are absurd for disliking Ashley and point to him spending money, they hate any mention of the actual net spend being low. Yet when it comes to Short they often just spent lots and rarely recouped anything back, players like Khazri, N’Dong, Borini, and (convicted Paedophile) Adam Johnson all cost around our club record fee and that’s just a sample of the very recent ones (3 of which they still have on their books, they all wish they had the 4th despite his transgressions). There are plenty more like Bent, Gyan, etc. They love to act like our fan base is full of morons and Ashley is doing a good job despite us. If that’s the case I’d put a lot of Short’s failures right at their door, how is he supposed to account for fans of the club racially abusing the star players mother which made him leave the club? Or hounding out the best manager they’ve had in yonks because he happened to be from Newcastle (despite him showing no affinity towards NUFC at any point in his career)? He also had to constantly over pay for players as Sunderland is probably the worst (if not the worst) destination in the PL as a ‘city’, so his only option was to offer players more than the going rate. They like to try and act like we’re in that bracket with them and while we may lose out on some that want to live in London we definitely don’t face that issue to the extent they do. The fact they fucking hate this bloke and are lapping up these two chancers because they are kissing up a bit and ‘rolling up their sleeves’ shows their mentality. They can’t get their heads around why we don’t like Ashley, they just need to look at Short and imagine if he was tighter with the budget, renamed the stadium to advertise his brand for fuck all, hired an MD that literally said “they don’t know how nasty we can be” about the fan base, hired Joe Kinnear multiple times, treat not one, but two club legends with absolute disdain to the point one of them sued the club and won. That’s only half of it as well. They blame Short as it’s a shield, he tried to make them a competitive side but despite spending money and doing all he could it just wouldn’t happen, so rather than acknowledge their lack of potential as a club (short of a Man City style takeover which you could say about any club) they call him a nasty shit owner.

Not much between despair and ecstasy.

The final part of the trilogy (One Night in Hebburn) is worth watching too

One Night in Paris - a bit thin, plot wise, the main characters are annoying as fuck, (one is a right cunt), but the final shot is a real “in your face” effort.

Tbf, unlike yourself he’ll have been at the game

Real Madrid players from Brazil and Croatia at anfield before the international friendly. Are they taking the piss

Nor do I claim non-existent military service, but hey ho!

I honestly have no idea where they get the notion about their ‘potential’ from. They had a billionaire hoying loads of money at them for several years and after narrowly avoiding relegation for 5 years or so (almost miraculously on at least one occasion) they ended up having consecutive relegations anyway.

He's well overrated. Pope is the best keeper out of the lot.

'Business as usual' with a dash of 'taking back control' on your shit sandwich, sir?

Been watching Coach Snoop on Netflix because it's a documentary about Snoop Dogg coaching a load of radge black lads in American Football so why wouldn't I watch it? Anyway, I'm 6 episodes in and 6 cans deep and, at this point, I'd run through walls for the bloke

If you'd been in CT's taxi, that would probably be ruled a mercy kill.

Hypnotic