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He’s worth about £4M ffs, I’ve said it multiple times but they need to pack in going on about us, we’re fucking light years ahead of them on the pitch and off it nowadays. Them discussing us as rivals or anything like that is highly deluded, they’re in Darlo/Carlisle territory now. I’ve honestly no idea why they’re so excited about these two, it’s clear as fucking day they’re utter chancers and if it goes tits up again there’s no money at all to bail them out. One of them is even having a pop at our financial situation man this is a fan base so fucking thick they honestly believe they are debt free, they have no right to talk about finances if they can’t wrap their heads around the fact they’re already a club in debt. They’re sad mackem bastards. They just keep spinning the fucking wheel and starting a thread about how deluded we are, or obsessed we are, etc. There are surely some on there that see right through this Methven bloke, they’re tossing off that he’s a PR bloke and then fawning over him after his first statement is one of the easiest PR moves he could hope to make. It’s also irrelevant if he was a MLF before, do they think Abramovic gave a flying fuck about Chelsea before he bought them? The Man City Group have a fuck about Man City when they were a no mark yo-yo club very similar to the smelly skip dwellers down the road from us? Did they fuck but they’re both getting massive success. I’ve also said it multiple times but professional football clubs already have PR teams so I have no fucking clue why they’re getting so excited about having a one as an owner, for a start they’ll barely be in the news anyway ffs, well unless they all support another kiddie fiddler.

Not the magnet part anyway

It was a nice day so I took her up the Ingram Valley.

You have a way with words mate Once again you nailed it. You need to join the rtg and post your thoughts

Chemo starts in the morning. More worried about how bored I’m going to be in the hospital for 3 full days and overnight that owt else. I’m taking my laptop and iPad to read on. Might see if there is a telly I can hook my Xbox up to next time

@Howay

I suspect that 95% of all your reputation comes from posts like this tearing lumps out of the mackems Not that I disagree with any of it

Washboard even

The sad bastard will end up with a statue if wearing Ellis Short's FTM badge was part of the £40m ' giveaway'

MLF Charlie Methven has always had a dislike for Coventry City hasn't he?

It’s pretty transparent what the posh twit is up to. He’ll have never heard of them hailing from oxford. Same as our fat cunt owner from maidenhead wont have given a toss about us till he bought the club

Really? How come you haven’t mentioned any of this before?

Bit more casual dress though. It's why I always keep a plaid shirt in the wardrobe.

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/05/27/us/politics/trump-letter-english-teacher.html?action=click&module=In Other News&pgtype=Homepage&action=click&module=Latest&pgtype=Homepage

But that’s enough about your younger days.

Hey CT, just had a short break in Wooler. If you ever get there, try the towns only Italian restaurant, Milan.

Be more laughs on a one way trip to a Dignitas clinic.

'Mr. Don, we've been getting some tweets that suggest a few of our fans might be a little bit sceptical of this giveaw... Ahem. Takeover. Some of them have you down as a bit of a chancer. What should we do?' 'Just say I fucking hate Newcastle. That will sort it.' 'But sir, Newcastle are a club two leagues above us who attract double the crowds and...' 'It doesn't matter to these idiots. Chuck an arrogant or deluded or something in there too. They lap all that up'. 'Yes Mr. Don Sir' 'Hew man marra'

When we're 0-0 v Tunisia and Henderson is rolling it back to Jones in defence and its the 86th minute we will be fucking crying out for him. Get a rest Jonjo and smash it again next season.

I saw videos on Facebook of the dippers on a flight going out acting like lunatics. Would love to see it on the way back. It bet there's more life on a fucking Searings coach

This atuff about having a soft spot for Sunderland from an early age Load of made up shite. Sounds better than “I’d never really heard of you to be honest but you were going cheap, so I thought fuck it, why not?”

Mackems and their incredible talent for subtlety