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Hey CT, just had a short break in Wooler. If you ever get there, try the towns only Italian restaurant, Milan.

Be more laughs on a one way trip to a Dignitas clinic.

Aye, MFs lesbian steering might be an option.

But that’s enough about your younger days.

Delighted for them.

Sounds like a cracking night out, tbh.

This Americanised prom bollocks can fuck right off and beware any of you with daughters who haven't hit that age yet, I've another one three years younger. By then they'll probably have some added on more expensive bollocks to supplement the night the exploitative cunts.

The wife has just spent £375 of her own money on a 'prom' dress for the eldest daughter. £65 for it to be altered by a Turkish tailor and more money on shoes and a bag. I'm fucking speechless.

Marr: ‘As you may have spotted I’m not an expert on this’. Just as well that having a working knowledge on the biggest political problem facing the nation is generations isn’t a requirement for the host of the BBC’s flagship political programme.

So Rees Mogg comes on The Marr Show still peddling his lie about Article 24 and it goes entirely unchallenged. This myth was debunked last week and yet Marr was entirely unprepared for it.

'Mr. Don, we've been getting some tweets that suggest a few of our fans might be a little bit sceptical of this giveaw... Ahem. Takeover. Some of them have you down as a bit of a chancer. What should we do?' 'Just say I fucking hate Newcastle. That will sort it.' 'But sir, Newcastle are a club two leagues above us who attract double the crowds and...' 'It doesn't matter to these idiots. Chuck an arrogant or deluded or something in there too. They lap all that up'. 'Yes Mr. Don Sir' 'Hew man marra'

When we're 0-0 v Tunisia and Henderson is rolling it back to Jones in defence and its the 86th minute we will be fucking crying out for him. Get a rest Jonjo and smash it again next season.

I saw videos on Facebook of the dippers on a flight going out acting like lunatics. Would love to see it on the way back. It bet there's more life on a fucking Searings coach

Crying cunts

I'd like to thank Wykiki for his anti-scouse bile tonight - a joy to behold as much as the howlers and the crying cunts in the crowd.

Still the greatest photo of all time

Fuck me. These cunts commentating. Talk about bias. Mcmanaman saying Ramos doing a superman impression. He was fucking shoved in the side. If that cunt Lallana did it he wouldn't say fuck all. Wig haired cunt.

I told my parkrun crew that Carvajal would knack himself trying to do a backheel, beat that

Mackems and their incredible talent for subtlety

If promotion was so life or death why did they refuse to strengthen in the January window? Lying lickspittel.

Nice one Tom.

It’s usually best if you wait until after puberty, like, Adam.