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Mackems and their incredible talent for subtlety

Fuck me. These cunts commentating. Talk about bias. Mcmanaman saying Ramos doing a superman impression. He was fucking shoved in the side. If that cunt Lallana did it he wouldn't say fuck all. Wig haired cunt.

Someone else already gave them that idea.

I'd like to thank Wykiki for his anti-scouse bile tonight - a joy to behold as much as the howlers and the crying cunts in the crowd.

Is there a better sight than a mackem crying on the telly?

I told my parkrun crew that Carvajal would knack himself trying to do a backheel, beat that

Get in Fulham, Terry won't have to worry about playing Chelsea next season now

Just about every game you'll sometimes craic on with an away fan in a bar. No arselicking, no calling them and no mention of Sunderland. Flip that situation and it would be 'We fucking hate Newcastle, mate. Newcastle eh? Deluded fuckers, I bet you hate them too, marra? Who do they think they are? They think they're bigger than you, marra. You're a much bigger club. Can we be mates, please? Cheers, marra. FTM.'

Not like the mackems to go on about 'everyone' hating NUFC but having a real glowing admiration and huge respect for Sunderland. They're so fucking needy it's untrue.

Because Villa fans celebrated us going down in 2009, they also have the odious John Terry. Ignoring those two reasons Mitro is playing for Fulham, and they play good football.

Knows his audience alright

Somewhat stunned. My 7yr-old lad has just produced a shite that would put an elephant to shame. The fucking thing was monumental, I’d estimate if you stood the fucker on its end it’d be a third his height. He seems totally unfazed, but I’m poised and ready to run him down to A&E in case his hoop has a delayed reaction later and attempts to consume the nearest star. Proud as punch, if I’m honest.

I nose he was

Not even a few beers to celebrate Froome winning the Giro?

That’s the thing though. Everyone knows that Karius has a fuck up in him. He’s just returned to form. It’s the club’s fault for not replacing him and Mignolet.

Oh I have a heart of stone.

Still the greatest photo of all time

Poor Hendo...boo hoo

This atuff about having a soft spot for Sunderland from an early age Load of made up shite. Sounds better than “I’d never really heard of you to be honest but you were going cheap, so I thought fuck it, why not?”

someone light a candle

I'm going to withdraw my previous statement

Show a shot of Ramos chatting with the lino and smiling and making out he fucking was laughing at Salah injured. Jug eared cunt. At least duck lip tried putting him right. Meanwhile Gerrard is wearing a black arm band.

Liniker the crisp eating cock. 'tears not just from Salah but from football fans everywhere' Get to fuck you bell end.

Minutes silence for Salah

At least John Terry won’t have to worry about facing Chelsea

Grealish can fuck right off.

Obviously want Fulham to win but Fulham have been a real bogey team for us through the years, mind.

Do you think Ashley might sell to a non-league owner with ten quid in his pocket? We could have a rivalry with Accrington Stanley, it'd be brill.

Plus Steve "which United do you want to win the 99 final? , Man Utd" Bruce.

I think it’s fucking hilarious. They’re an unfashionable club that are irrelevant, they’ve done nothing of note during the Premier League era (further back than that too but you get the point), why the fuck would they think anyone gives a fuck or has a soft spot for them? They’ve never been known for playing good football, or exciting football, or had players who were good to watch, they’re just fucking shite. They rip us to bits for being delusional yet they are still comparing their League One club to a Premier League side and think that everyone has a soft spot for them (which to me is the new intangible thing they win at as ‘classy club’ is out, it’s also an attempt at ‘winning’ over the everyone’s second favorite club tag we had under Keegan). Sad cunts man, I hope they stay down there as it’s quite honestly where that utter shithole of a town belongs.

If promotion was so life or death why did they refuse to strengthen in the January window? Lying lickspittel.

We're quids in for Mitro here

Exactly, all he has to do is come out with stuff like that and they’ll lap it up. Again though I keep saying they need to stop bringing us up, we are two leagues above them they should focus on their rivals like Accrington Stanley, Burton Albion, etc. It’s definitely an attempt at a dig, fuck knows who would get annoyed by it like. It bothers me as much as poocastle does, it’s just a bit pathetic really.

I'm proper rattled about Tory boys comments

https://twitter.com/jbxnufc/status/999697885070594049

My 3 year old produced a magnificent specimen one that was the shape of a perfect cock and balls. I was so proud I shared it on my WhatsApp group with my closest friends. I love how kids have have zero inhibitions and will literally curl one out in front of anyone who happens to walk in the bathroom. I’ve been sat in the bath before, naively thinking I might have 30 minutes peace, but forgetting to lock the door, when my little lad strolls in, sits in the bog and just starts straining away while striking up conversation with his aghast father.

Aye but that'll all become readily apparent to them when the club organise a competition for a lucky fan to mow the pitch to save money

Oh aye we are absolutely everything to them, I just find it fucking hilarious that I can with complete confidence say them comparing themselves to us is delusional. I find it funny that they still try and claim they are everything to us as well. While I post a lot about them I didn’t watch a single one of their Championship games, I know for a fact basically all of their forum can’t say the same about our PL season nor our Championship one.

Because there’s nothing else. We’re the only thing that gives them relevance, and let’s face it, we’re mediocre PL also rans (and only because we have a world class manager). If it wasn’t so funny it would be sad and baffling

Why are they comparing themselves to NUFC and Rafael Benitez? They’re a League One side, they are a million miles away from the type of club we are. To say otherwise is completely delusional.

It’ll be Jack the Sack in six months’ time

This new owner is absolutely the type of bloke who will be seen down the club shop, printing names on the back of new tops to show that everyone is mucking in. They're going to be run like a destitute non-league club that values "community" and I, for one, can't wait.

What a fucking shambles they are. They’ll no doubt be buzzing with these appointments, yet STILL can’t understand how we get excited about Rafael Benitez managing us. Going off the ridiculousness of their appointments I’m impatiently awaiting the reveal of Mr Blobby as chief scout/bus driver/club secretary (they need to graft since the debt free club is in a financial hole). I think one of the best parts about all of this is every time they do something shite like: have an owner with a tenner to his name, appoint the fucking St Mirren manager, and Samson the cat as their Manager and DoF combo, they immediately start acting like Newcastle fans will be gutted/fuming/jealous