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Wearside Jack

The only response to all of that is fuck off. Teams with ambition don’t have a squat ugly bald shrew of a man come out and talk about how it takes time, they just go out and show they have ambition. This fat horrible cunt has owned us for a decade and in that decade he has shown fuck all ambition, why the fuck would this little creep think anyone would believe that load of twaddle he’s been wheeled out to say. It’s also no good going on about living within our means and acting like the fans are unreasonable when you’re fucking manipulating the numbers to show us in a weaker position than we are. Honestly this lot are boring. They can’t keep banging on about sustainability when they’re the ones that take fucking suicidal risks when we are in positions of comfort and strength. They’re going on like keeping Rafa and some players on to try and bounce back up means we should all bow down to them, most clubs that get relegated do similar, it’s a football club you should aim to bounce up. Also, if you had actually stepped up and fired Steve fucking McClaren and his hair island before January (at the latest) rather than cowering under the desk the club wouldn’t have been relegated. I can’t wait for the day Ashley and his little pet rat sling their fucking hooks and the club is rid of them. What a pair of fucking helmets, why even release a statement like that? They can’t honestly believe anyone would lap that shite up.

Well he's won more in the Scottish leagues than Graysons ever won marra and we all know that Grayson is better than Rafa as well marra and never forget 9-1 6 in a row FTM I'm a thick cunt by the way 6 in a row 6 not 5 6 im a row debt free

Just been told about the wig service, going to get an absolute Keegan perm job.

Next up: Keegan wasn't the best tactician

Really dislike this thumb headed slob, he's not made a wise career move being Ashley's latest puppet

Somewhat stunned. My 7yr-old lad has just produced a shite that would put an elephant to shame. The fucking thing was monumental, I’d estimate if you stood the fucker on its end it’d be a third his height. He seems totally unfazed, but I’m poised and ready to run him down to A&E in case his hoop has a delayed reaction later and attempts to consume the nearest star. Proud as punch, if I’m honest.

Actually, I guarantee they haven’t considered how they’ll retrieve the many, many balls that end up getting wellied in to the closed sections. Some poor cunt will be spending their Saturdays legging it around the upper tiers howking balls back down to the pitch, double-quick as the budget won’t stretch to more than one spare matchball.

Claimed a load of posters on here were ‘bricking it’ when it looked like Staveley was about to buy the mags yet has remarkably gone quiet now that we’ve been taken over - Some stupid bellend on RTG. Do they honestly not see the difference between Amanda Stavely taking you over in the premier league and Eastleighs finest chancer taking over THAT in league 1. I pray they never change

What a fucking shambles they are. They’ll no doubt be buzzing with these appointments, yet STILL can’t understand how we get excited about Rafael Benitez managing us. Going off the ridiculousness of their appointments I’m impatiently awaiting the reveal of Mr Blobby as chief scout/bus driver/club secretary (they need to graft since the debt free club is in a financial hole). I think one of the best parts about all of this is every time they do something shite like: have an owner with a tenner to his name, appoint the fucking St Mirren manager, and Samson the cat as their Manager and DoF combo, they immediately start acting like Newcastle fans will be gutted/fuming/jealous

I’ll be surprised if he doesn’t put a full Chelsea kit on for the occasion.

Shoes & socks off for the big numbers

How has that been going so far?

They really are unbelievable. They’re fucking obsessed with trying to link everyone and anyone to their shit club. They need to get their heads around the fact their club is shite and unfashionable. It’s not a big brand club that draws interest. There are not secret groups of MLFs out there. Bobby Robson was an NUFC fan, he did go to watch Sunderland games as the man lived and breathed football and he no doubt preferred to see them do well as he loved the NE so much but he was a Newcastle fan. They call us obsessed and then prattle on about stuff like this. Michael Martin ffs, who gives a toss who he supports? It’s obviously NUFC but either way I personally don’t give a fuck.

So, does the “empty” side look like elbow skin, or has your remaining nut done a Tony Blair and moved to the centre?

Evan Davies currently grilling a Daniel Hannen, Tory MEP, for the Tory’s “shambolic” Brexit negotiations on news night . That bbc government bias exposed yet again

It’ll be Jack the Sack in six months’ time

This new owner is absolutely the type of bloke who will be seen down the club shop, printing names on the back of new tops to show that everyone is mucking in. They're going to be run like a destitute non-league club that values "community" and I, for one, can't wait.

Aye that is exactly it. Fucking divvies.

Yes.

I think everyone thought he was more to blame than Ashley, so thanks for setting the record straight

I'm happy to announce I'm completely debt free. If i wilfully choose not to talk about people I owe money too anyway.....

Howay then, give me the takes about him being a better manager than Rafa. I need it. Hook it to my veins

I agree, it is an incredible football club

Our owners must be the only people who believe words are stronger than actions

It's been fucking obvious you're a mackem troll for a while now tbh

Fuck off, you prick.

@Christmas Tree , found this cracking set of garden furniture mate, dirt cheap but built to last. http:/www.topqualitygardengearformackems.com

Radio 6 is class

If you had to run anywhere it’d be like scrotal Clackers (perfectly SFW linky, btw )

That and the fact that we're only in this position because Benitez landed in his and Ashley's lap. We're that not the case then who knows where we might've been. Which of course begs the question as to where we'll be in 5 years time (or 4 years after Benitez leaves at the end of his current contract, which seems quite likely).

The same James O'Brien who had to leave Newsnight because he could no longer abide by their impartiality rules?

utter bollocks, sorry i presumed you watched newsnight because what you accuse the bbc of failing to do is exactly what that show does every night of the week.

I believe that they take a pro-British view, and endorse views that they think will be in the best interests of supporting British policy wins. At this point, it presumably means not shooting holes through Brexit. The moment they haul a senior government minister in front of the country and resolutely sit there forcing them to answer some of the basic questions about things like 'how we get past the GFA' or 'why is the country £900 per household worse off' or 'how come the Americans are raping us in this trade deal' (and forcing them to answer these without accepting bullshit and fudging) is the moment they can return to impartiality on this issue. But they're not going to do so because ultimately, it will harm the ongoing negotiations for this insanity with the EU - or at least that is what they will have been told by the government.

During the referendum, Leave repeatedly lied about a myriad of things which weren't challenged by the BBC or other broadcasters, and it's got much worse now. Fair enough, if your definition of unbiased is merely to give each side 50% representation and not challenge blatant provable lies, it's not biased. But as Rayvin says, I agree it's lying by omission. I still value the BBC for its other programmes BTW, but the decline in its news service is obvious. That, plus it's fawning over the royal family, makes the news unwatchable to me.

It’s become a joke and your parroting cliches only serves to back that up

Renton's got a little pengelly.

Michael Martin is certainly fucking miserable and pious enough to be a mackem anyway

ACRONYM JOKE KLAXON

Elbow skin mate

So, I hear May is now asking the EU for a longer Customs Regulatory Alignment Period in order to facilitate her Customs Union New Technology?

You've got to love how we express concern and sympathy for community members on here.

Had my lung function and hearing tests, kidney tests for 3 hours tomorrow then have the weekend for myself before I start chemo Tuesday. Just want to get cracking now tbh, pretty boring being signed off work

Actually, I can well believe Denise Welch oozes

The BBC have done a fucking appalling job with regard to the facts like. Completely hand in glove with the government