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Fucking get a grip, you dopey winnit

He was entertaining when he first took the Chelsea job, now he just looks like a permanently annoyed hobo.

I have a big deck whereas he has a large seating area

Tell you what like, Scottish football was interesting when there were two teams but now with just the one it’s fucking fascinating

Her first husband thought he had a happy marriage until one day he got a little parcel in the post containing her wedding ring...good luck with that Harry

We can write things down and make provisions in the accounts that won’t necessarily affect the tax we pay. I’d say that’s the case with this.

https://www.currentaffairs.org/2018/03/the-intellectual-we-deserve Interesting read

Aye, I bet the other sides would also love to see them join the premier league

The books have been cooked to A. Make Rafa seem unreasonable and B. Make the club look fucking brilliant in next years accounts for any potential buyers.

It sounds a little bit like the treatment of an asset held for sale except I can’t see how it would work with wages (since they’re an expense and I know when a fixed asset is held for sale it’s remaining depreciation isn’t immediately expensed). Since I don’t think the wages of the contract are capitalized (this is where I might be incorrect and where the asset held for sale treatment might be this) the only immediate write off for an asset held for sale would be the impairment, which in Colbacks case would be the remaining amortization since he’s what can only be defined as a ‘worthless cunt’. The other point here is was Colback ever being amortized since he was free? I suppose it could be his signing on fee and any agent fees, but I doubt there’d be much remaining. I suppose there would also be players like Haidara, Saivet, etc that could all have been treat this way but I still can’t see it being a significant amount. Overall I’m not sure how this would work as I can’t see how you’d be able to immediately write off the remaining expense of a contract in the current period as they’re not period expenses even if the ‘asset’ is no longer intended for use.

Best royal wedding in his lifetime.

Hew man. Man alive man. There wez nay congestion marra. It's a disgrace sunlun got knocked ewt. Ftm ftm ftm safc ftm Looking forward to Coventry beating them at the pink bungalow next season now mind. As the majority of the miniscule crowd pretend to know what they're actually upset with Cov for...

Coincidentally, a 30,000 tonne pile of shite has gone up in flames in sunderland http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-44173139

I get your point mate, all i was trying to say was if the fat controller doesn't invest serious money on players it's just a matter of time before we get relegated again. You'd think such a so called successful business man like him would learn from his mistakes.

Sorry mate, this isn’t your Mumsnet account.

And before you know it The Fish will be writing a twelve-paragraph movie review about you. Best of luck strawb

I’ve always used Gammon as slang for the loose and dangling nethers of “ladies of a certain age”, so, ” I bet Kellyanne Conway’s gammons look like a gutted rabbit” ” At this moment in her Premiership, Theresa May needs a fucking sturdy kick in the gammon” and so forth. I guess applying it to middle-aged Tory blokes fits quite well, since they’re also flabby, often ignored cuntflaps.