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  1. I've seen their books, due diligence shouldn't take too long.
    4 points
  2. It's not about fiinishing 8th 9th 10th etc, it's about avoiding being in a relegation struggle season after season.
    4 points
  3. Well surely anyone who wants to be involved with that lot fails fit and proper by any definition.
    3 points
  4. Is June out of High School yet?
    2 points
  5. I don’t think I’ve posted my all-time favourite joke yet this year. Vincent Van Gogh is having a pint. In walks his mate, Gauguin, who says, ” Alreet Vinny, fancy a pint?” Vincent says, ” No thanks, I’ve got one ‘ere.”
    2 points
  6. So, Mrs.F dropped a bomb today- she wants a divorce. She says I’m just stumbling through life with no sense of direction. I wasn’t having it, so I packed my bags and right.
    2 points
  7. anyone heard about the restaurant on the moon? great food, no atmosphere.
    2 points
  8. Coventry, Sunderland and Bristol (?) were all possible relegation candidates on the last day of the season about 500 fucking years ago, Coventry were playing Bristol, word got through that the Mackems were losing and so both teams took the foot off the gas and played out a draw. Quite how Bristol escaped the deadly wrath of wearside I don’t know, maybe they were one of the mackem’s legendary, imaginary allies?
    1 point
  9. It’s usually best if you wait until after puberty, like, Adam.
    1 point
  10. As if those books aren't cooked What, were Hanley and Murphy on 100 grand a week?
    1 point
  11. I've concluded that he will never let go. He has it absolutely golden here. Year after year of free, global advertising. The ability to be far less than transparent about income and expenditure. Only has to dangle the carrot of takeovers that will never happen and the stadium fills straight up. He will string NUFC along as long as he can.
    1 point
  12. what do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? ...an irrelephant
    1 point
  13. I went to the doctors today as I’m a bit worried that I’ve got hearing problems. He asked my to describe the symptoms. I said “ Well, Homer’s a fat bloke and Marge has got blue hair.”
    1 point
  14. Strategic to make the suggestion Rafa wants a big budget look unreasonable
    1 point
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  16. Aye, it's a load of shuiite
    1 point
  17. I would say you have to count Delph and Young given they're only good enough for their current club and country at full-back
    1 point
  18. Box flicking for the sake of it?
    1 point
  19. Haha aye. Possibly gives me tinnitus too, so will help drown our lasses whamping. cheers all
    1 point
  20. Any chance she prefers this other fella because he doesn’t need two hours notice and a blue pill to fuck her?
    1 point
  21. Me and a mate tried to go to the pencil museum when we were in the Lakes a couple of years ago, precisely because it sounded terrible. Got there too late and they'd only let us into the shop. Lots of pencils in there too mind, so we probably got the general experience.
    1 point
  22. Is that the Eastern European pox riddled hooker?
    0 points
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