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Good day yesterday spoilt by a fuckin wretched first half display. It's my contention that Watfords first goal is one of the worst I've seen us concede. Ever. Watford itself has all the soul and character of galvanised dustbin. The pub near the station wasn't open at 1130, so we set out on an expedition to find other sources of refreshment nearby. The One Bell had a hoarding around it preventing access, so it was onwards to the assault course of the pedestrianisation works being carried out further up the high street which, once deftly completed, allowed entry into the heady delights of the local Wetherspoons. Gigantic bar with 4 witless teenagers serving hoardes of droothy football supporters. Big town Watford, close to London, fair to say a long tradition of football supporters visiting it; THERE IS NOW ONLY ONE PUB ON ITS ENTIRE HIGH STREET AND ITS A FUCKIN WETHERSPOONS STAFFED BY CHILDREN WHO COULDNT GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT WHO WAS NEXT IN THE QUEUE, THE EDUCATIONALLY CHALLENGED FUCKNUTS So we left, still parched, walked round the strangely still-under-construction-after-what-seems-like-two-decades shopping centre, took a left turn into a road of Georgian two up/two downs to reaveal a hidden oasis of 3 friendly neighbourhood wateringholes on one street. Smashing. London was crawling with rugby buffer types, who were mostly monumentally pissed service men & women in town for the annual Army/Navy game. Which is not really about the game, more of a reunion for old comrades. On alighting the train at Clapham we somehow got into a sort of singing contest with some gruff looking Gulf War (1) veterans. Rest assured readers, WE FUCKIN ANNHILATED THEM and proceeded to chat up the reasonably comely looking Army lasses the Vets were formerly talking to, the ladies more than impressed with our vocal performance and ability to put a cohererant sentence together after a day of looking for pubs in suburban Hertfordshire. Included in their number was a native of the fine Tyneside hamlet of tranquility and rural charm that is Kenton. So I was shooting the breeze with her for a bit, I asked her about her career in the forces, what unit she was in etc and was informed that she worked in the intelligence unit of the Royal Engineers. Suitably impressed I asked her, a fairly small dainty looking lass maybe around late 20s, blonde & fresh faced and looking a million miles from the sort of Gate inhabiting party girls she may have grew up with, if she had a stripe or two on her arm as part of her job..."No I have a full commission and I'm a Lieutenant, soon to be a captain, ye cheeky bastaad" was her somewhat unexpected reply So. that was me well and truly told. Wembley on Wednesday for round two of the end of season tour

The mackems had a plane fly over their ground with a ‘Sunderland till I die’ banner what the fuck is it with them and hiring little planes to fly over matches? Have they not cottoned on that basically no one notices it, and also that it’s just a waste of their dole money. Some on the Pennywell Community Library intranet (aka RTG) are saying its a classy move to prevent the mags from hiring it I hope the dozy bastards realize there isn’t one plane that is capable of dragging a shitty banner behind it while flying over a football ground. We haven’t even needed to do any stunts to this lot as they’re just preemptively getting wound up and taking action over it. “The Maggie cunts are sneaking into the game” the actual club shuts cash turnstiles and tweets about it , “the Maggie bastards will rent a plane wheeyuz going to rent it to stop them” so they go and waste money on flying a shite banner over the fly tipping ground for no reason whatsoever, one even said “it’ll give the lads a lift” what a fucking bunch. They can go back to their council flats reeking of Alsatian piss tonight and give their sisters a celebratory poke buzzing about flyover part II. Completely missing the point that we don’t have to spend a penny to wind them up far more than a prop plane flying over SJP as our lot smack Spurs about did.

M L fucking F M L fucking F I know he is, I'm sure he is He's M L fucking F F T fucking M F T fucking M I've seen his badge, eys a real cush gadge, F T fucking M Have you ever seen a Mag in Kiev? Have you ever seen a Mag in Kiev? Apart from 1997 and 2002 Have you ever seen a Mag in Kiev? The Doc is upping the meds The Doc is upping the meds I'm schizophrenic and so am I The Doc is upping the meds.

I've said it before, an exchange with another supporter by a Newcastle United fan may or may not bring up Sunderland, probably not in ordinary circumstances, if the shoes on the other foot no fucking way are they not trying to get an anti nufc conversation out of the other fan..... 'Orwight, mate? QPR fan here, Geordie is it?' 'Fuck off am a Sunderland supporter! Geordie? Fucking hate the cunts, marra. What about you? You must fucking hate the bastards, al the country does!' 'Yeah, mate, get sick of hearing about them, think they're a bigger......Fuck me! What the fuck you doing?! You fackin' trying to suck my cock, squire?' '(Nom nom, slurp), QPR, (slurp), proper club. (Nom nom), Dinna cum in me mouth though, marra. It'll put iz off me fostaz. How much do you hate the mags, marra? You nearly there, yet?'

It's a shame to see Stoke go down, mind, what with their iconic kit, famous old players, and their beautifully named, contemporary stadium the 'bet365'. Something appears to have gotten in my eye.

That's what it's all about, folks. I saw none of this and who gives a fuck? Job is done, the sun is out. Get that opening ceremony started.

The mackems seem to have found the possible holding co set up to be given the club (since I still reckon they were given it for nowt). It lists Stewart, his Mam, a PR mate of Stewart who’s worth about £4m, and another 37 year old One of them started saying he’s heard this is just the initial consortium and the Spanish group (this Spanish thing is being treat as fact now ) will come in with financial backing ‘when’ they’re back in the Championship. He heard it via a PM from someone else on the forum but of course couldn’t say who who needs TV when we have this lot of fucking plugs to watch. What sort of Consortium would be set up like that . League One must be shaking, a powerful consortium of two blokes who would be bankrupted if they tried to buy Gayle and one of their Mam’s. I hope this makes the Netflix documentary.

Desperate, fucking desperate to make links to everyone and everything. The bloke owns them the daft bastards don’t need to make up links. How would a bloke remember a random conversation with another bloke on a footy pitch from 9 years ago? It’s not like this bloke is famous, he’s just a well off business man. The bottom line is this bloke is a chancer, an absolute fucking chancer. He has a lower net worth than half the mackem playing staff. He got handed the club plans to cut costs to basically fuck all and try and turn a profit. They’ll be hoying blue pop and cheesy chips at him within 12 month. Btw the bloke posting about how he knows the area where Stewart lives and it’s full of millionaires (no shite, millionaires usually live in areas like that) and from that he extrapolates that all the blokes neighbors and mates will be chucking in millions each this lot call us deluded man.

Had a look over there after reading howay's posts. Please, RTG, never, ever change. I've said it before, but a shrink would have a fucking field day on there studying their 'Mag' paranoia, similar to that paleontologist finding himself in Jurassic park. They wouldn't know where to start.

You’ll have to do better than that Bunty. There’s competition on here for the title of Pig Shit Thick Tory Wum now that our anxious little fuck from Coventry has shown up, and low grade efforts like the above just won’t cut the moutarde any more. Needs more pamato’s.

The number of notifications he's going to have if he ever logs in again.

Don't forget they'll be playing Tony Cascarino's Gillingham.

No need to wade, just get a lift on the back of the family cart.

It’s a board full of soaking wet lefties, school days nay nursery it is.

Analyse this… https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/stewart-donalds-cousins-aresunderland-fans.1429792/

All motorsports are boring, followed by paedos and nerds.

Your mam

Maybe the Wolves fans would have dressed up to mock the Sunderland fans if they were notable for anything other than being our rivals? It's hard to dress up as a half empty stadium, a financial mess, or a sex offender.

“Ready To Groom”

Aye, there’s been numerous threads this season about fans of other Championship clubs either slagging us off or being goaded into slagging us off by the mackems to back that up. The best part of the whole thing is I genuinely don’t care what fans of Wolves, Cardiff, Brighton, or whoever else think of my club. They can all sling their hooks as far as I’m concerned. We had that simple lad claiming to be a Leicester fan on here the other week, saying some positive things about NUFC in between his shite digs. He’d have been given a MLF plaque on Ready to groom if it was about them but on here he largely got ignored other than a few of us telling him he was a wank.

Beautiful prose.

The best part of this is the Mackems will be buzzing and seeing it as a turning point. The truth is, as you say, it’s players trying to get a move, and honestly the Wolves players are probably on the beach and/or hungover.

I know me and HMHM beat them with the “they’re obsessed with trying to make links to other fan bases” stick, but it’s still fucking hilarious to me and they’re doing it again https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/wolves-fans-on-the-way-in-horsing-around-in-newcastle.1429906/ A wolves fan puts a rubber horse head on and immediately “they’re a good club and will do well next year”, “Wolves fans giving us credit”. Sad fuckers man, the inbred Brummie bastards are using their trip to no mark Sunderland to have a pop at future PL rivals NUFC and the mackems are lapping it up like the lower league kiss ups they are.

Apparently the mackems new owner is sat in the crowd today, must have got a free ticket like

I don’t know what you’re morning about, Wetherspoons comes highly recommended by one of our esteemed former posters.

This is what I miss about away days. The young knackers throwing beer around concourses and singing shit, non-nufc songs? Not so much.

@ChezGiven

That Reiver feller is some bloke. He’s a role model. hard as, busy building a pond in an aviary, going to the game tomorrow to cheer the lads on. He is Grant Mitchell. I think he works on a rich blokes plot in the south of England having been a mercenary and a doorman. like Ted off the Fast Show I reckon.

Don't really care, but I hope it's quick if he doesn't make it.

You've literally never been happy on here.

Well, he's shown himself to be a shrewd businessman and quick learner in the past.

Darren Moore at West Brom perfectly illustrating what a complete fraud Pardew is.

Nominated for MOTY, mackems distraught.

Ok boss

You want some? You want some?

Leave CT alone.

Kilauea: Hawaii emergency declared over volcano eruption http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44001651 Posted this simply to appreciate the outrageously daft name of the Civil Defence Administrator… telegram for Talmadge Mango, telegram for Talmadge Mango.

Alright, Dave