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"We are simply absorbing essential nutrients from the Earth through suction cups in our feet. If you can think of a better way, I'd like to hear it"

All the paps shouting "Stand like a cunt!"......."A bit wider.....that's it!"

As have others.The seeker of truth and justice.One makem attempted to go toe to toe with me.He/she failed miserably.Never to return. Took it.27-3-1970.,Took it easy.

He's 7 an entirely unaware of serial killers, but he's clever and has the cold dead eyes of a killer. Something of a Great White about him when he looks at people, or the way a snake will size up it's prey.. Once he gets the taste for human flesh, I worry about the trail of bodies he'll leave in his wake. I've watched enough Serial Killer stuff to know that if he turns up with the body of dead cat he "found", I'm calling the feds.

Hi love, I'm just going to have a sit down doing my hobby now. Just going to have a drink of my hobby. Am just going upstairs -alone-to do my hobby.....

Almost no hobbies here. FMP.

Let's see just how fucking obvious we can make it that we're aliens in skin-suits and the silly humans still won't see it. Half of them will even vote for us.

Well done.

Boom. Out of court tribunal settlement. Could have gotten more out of them if I'd held out like but glad to put it to bed.

Aye, there's not many I'd wish an uncomfortable life/death but I think I'd make an exception for him.

Aye, I played a bit as a kid vs the father/brothers but hadn't played in a couple decades up until recently. I just decided I should take something like this seriously (as a hobby) and it was between this and Go and I just don't like the Chinese very much.

I don't think JRM got picked up from school every night somehow. Once a term maybe and then probably by his nanny. Munching on a Gregg's cheese and onion pacifier in the back of a Seat people carrier probably isn't how it went down either

Not fucking one of them are fit to govern when they still insist on doing that stance despite it being ridiculed, in fact even the first one to do it should've told the overpaid whatever they are/do to fuck off when they suggested it. That's before we bring their politics into it. Backbones like a jellyfish.

Just popping in to check on the radgies

Aye, the full context of his comments would be nice.

I didn't actually watch the Jonathan Pie video. I've no idea why he's being accused of being a bit right wing. I probably should have mentioned it in the other thread but my hobby is attempting to get a rise out of Rayvin.

He's not wrong, like. Who cares if it's a cunt defending a cunt, surely the scariest people in this entire case are the fucking law? We both have a dark sense of humour meaning we could now be facing conviction for our (admittedly horrific) personalities. At least @Rayvin is going down for being a Nazi. And that's not even a "thin end of the wedge" argument. What the actual fuck is going on?

Just can't help myself.

What hobby time is that? Shift work doesn't really help with hobbies and in between doing jobs round the house, cooking, giving lifts etc I don't have tons of time. I go out for the odd drink and go to the match. Sometimes I'll take the family out for something to eat. It's all fucking go round here, I'm telling you! I'm a bit envious of those that enjoy hobbies tbh although it depends on what their hobby is as well, like.

Has it been pointed out yet that this thread was started on the anniversary of the TAKING OF THE FULWELL! essemmbee has it so I can't look at the thread without seeing it, you twat.

It's hardly a hobby given that the principle activity is "waiting".

I'll lightheartedly point out that I think Slimani is far more mobile than Mitrovic, which is key to playing that role in the Premiership. I've said as much before but I think I was serious at the time.

Mornington Crescent!

He's done enough to impress CT. Is that not enough?

Mitrovic has played as much for us since January as he would have had he not gone to Fulham. I also believe that he's much better than Joselu but either Rafa doesn't (I don't believe this is the case) or he has other reasons for not playing him. The only reason to think about Mitro now (as long as Rafa is here), is to wonder how much money we can get for him.

That’s definitely it, it’s a common request from portrait snappers - look at the wonders it does for shot composition

does knocking one out count as a hobby?

He's got a ladder to climb

Either that or the 'hilarious' copper off 'Allo, 'Allo

Jacob in to save the day.

i like mitro but rafa doesn't and that's good enough for me. i think we'll piss on slimani.

Mate Leicester isn't a spor on Newcastle in terms of fanbase. Never will be. Neither is West Ham. What they do, a huge admittance by their fans, is use the ground as a tourist venue which makes them get over 50,000. Even then it's always empty looking at the seats who have probably been bought by touts who can't get rid of them. In terms of true fanbase only Man Utd, Arsenal and Liverpool beat us. They've always been there. Your West Ham's, your Leicester's, your Derby's, even your Leeds' can never be compared to us. FFS even Liverpool wouldn't have our support without a trophy since 1969. We should be part of the THE BIG FOUR which we were in the 90s and at the start of the 00's, but we're not and new age fans don't recognise what we should be and indeed are. In BRITISH football history we are the fourth best supported club. The owners of Man City, obviously wanted us before them and would've had us but for that fat cunt owner we have, Abramovic wanted a London club with potential of gaining huge amounts of plastic fans. We should be on another galaxy to Leicester, who won the most mental title in at least six decade which is why I will applaud them till the day I die. However, to go on about catching us in terms of fanbase, it could happen globally (but who gives a fuck), but in England it can't ever happen.

If you're not in turmoil, why do you want a new manager?

I'll resist the temptation to pass on that feedback.

I try not to get too worked up about the BBC and Brexit but Liam Fox was on the news earlier and accused the House of Lords of attempting to stop Brexit and subvert the will of the people, pretty serious charges. Dan Walker decides not to offer any sort of examination of the statement and immediately moves on to ask him about the Tory power stance. I know he's not Paxman but when this sort of rhetoric continues to go completely unchallenged it ends up becoming accepted fact by those incapable of rational analysis i.e. a large number of the electorate.

I like to photograph roundabouts, but only ones with 5 or more routes converging on them. The rest can fuck right off, I haven’t got time to waste.

Psychologically it must be difficult for the players to keep playing like their lives depend on it when they're safe. That sounds like it's an excuse for them not giving 100% but because of the dearth of quality in the squad and the way we need to play to get results then it must have been a long, hard season. And not without a high level of stress that comes with spending quite a lot of time in and around the bottom 3 (even when we were a few places above it we were often only 2-3 points off 3rd bottom). And following on from Adios' point re: the results, even should Ashley stay then it should make him realise we need to invest enough to ensure mid-table and push for 7th/8th/9th whereas if we'd won our remaining games he'd probably think we're nearly a Champions League side already, such is his myopic way of viewing things

Fuck are you doing here all of a sudden? Welcome back!

Annoyed out from the shadows by a spelling mistake

First post in 3 years! Welcome back, radge.