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Even Eboué who got banned before turning out for them manages a 2. She must be leaving something in the tank in case they sign Ian Huntley sometime in the future

I'd settle for one who wasn't a rancid caricature of a Dickensian cunt tbh.

Fish, I swear to God

Then you end up as the last paragraph of a football blog

Aye it makes no sense to rate them as she has, trying to show that they’ve signed utter shite under Short but given loads of flops 6 or 7 out of 10, I like that she gave Adam Johnson 4/10 despite the fact he kept them up while the club knew he was a fucking paedo, “classy”. She’s also way off calling Short’s reign ‘sorry’, I personally think he’s doing an amazing job.

You have to say that the only rational reading of all Ashley's attempts to sell are that he uses it to get the fans onside. He has no intention of actually selling unless an offer that's over-the-odds comes in. It's obviously difficult to quantify how much the club is worth - we've got more potential than Southampton, but you'd have to value us lower than, say, Everton, mostly thanks to the relegations and mismanagement that came due to Ashley.

Of course we were reacting to who said it; that was the feckin' point! Go astrally project to Ayoze's training session and check on his off-the-ball work.

Birds of a feather.

Definitely won't happen, but could you imagine the fewm on Wearside were Ashley to sell us to some oil-rich Daddy Warbucks who pumps hundreds of millions into the playing staff. We're signing superstars from across Europe and they're signing Geoff from the Dog and Duck.

I thought it was well done.

Said they are going to spend 500 million on grassroots football, would be nice but will believe it when I see it

It's class and it has tits in it but they were all a bit small for my tastes.

That was like some mad old cunt ringing into Night Owls.

That Louise Taylor article If you take a baseline score of 5/10 to be "average" then most of their signings, according to her, are in fact, above average. This, in an article designed to show how below par their transfer dealings have been. You couldn't make it up

I assume they'll be repaying the £120m lottery grant they got towards the building cost.

I had a lazy Sunday and re watched the first season (I spotted quite a few hints this time round when I already knew what was happening) so I was keen to get straight into the new season.

Just read that Coleman doesn't even know where Rodwell is Every day is comedy.

I’m not sure Geoff would fancy playing for the mackems

That Alvarez should be a 10 Edit, just looked and she's given him a 4

Step right up, step right up Championship clubs and sign some players that have proven not good enough for the Championship.

Aye, how the fuck is Steven Fletcher a 7/10

Shame that Watmore's injury has deprived them of raking in another £50m

They absolutely do. West Ham's mismanagement was met with fury, outrage and action, Wenger's situation was constantly provoking reactions from the Arsenal fans, our shitshow motivated the fanbase into action too. Their double relegation has been met with abject apathy and if those in the stands don't seem to give a shit, why would you expect the players on the pitch to give more than the bare minimum? I genuinely cannot believe that there's been no fan action of note, and if it's because they don't want to protest because "That's what the Mags do", then they deserve as many relegations as is possible. Yeah, I cannot fathom why they haven't invited/accelerated the administration process to take the points penalty now and dump as much debt as possible? If they slip into administration next season, the points penalty could be telling, as will the need to release any useful players (for that lowly division).

The facial expressions. Pretty sure at least two of the natives shit themselves.

They’re weird as fuck man, I’m not arsed to look at the thread essembee has mentioned that they have about our game as I’ve no doubt they will be buzzing. That’s it though, it’ll make their night us losing to Everton but the game is fucking meaningless it only really helps settle who comes 10th/9th, so why are they arsed? No doubt they’re buzzing Allardyce has won a game against us, another weird thing as the bloke royally mugged them off. Even if the England job didn’t come along it was pretty clear he had his head on a swivel for any opportunity whatsoever to get out of that pile of rubble. Yet they fucking adore him, they adore a manager with a 29% win ratio losers, complete and utter fucking losers. Their heroes of the PL era are Niall Quinn, Kevin Phillips, Peter Reid, and Sam Allardyce what a crew man, two completely fucking average strikers one of which was basically a journey man, and two (being very fair here) average managers. In fact Steve Bruce was by far a better manager for them than Allardyce but they simply can’t look past the Goliath chip on their shoulder that he’s from Newcastle. The new dog has me knackered, so I guess looking at this post and the one in the Everton thread I’m a bit grumpy, but fuck them and fuck these winnet licking tramps.