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Leaving at half time couldn't have helped the team when their support was needed.Added to that the booing at half time and full time must have seriously pissed of the players.The country now know their support is absolute shit.The tv footage,and piss taking ,has educated fans of other clubs regarding how fickle as well as shit their support is. 25,475 against Burton.Aye,reet.The country knows that's total bollocks. They are the laughing stock of English football.Not in Europe because nee fucker has heard of them. 2 in a row you makem bastards.

Apparently it looked exactly like Diana until they cleaned the blood off it. (Can't remember where I saw that first apologies if it was on here)

They’re weird as fuck man, I’m not arsed to look at the thread essembee has mentioned that they have about our game as I’ve no doubt they will be buzzing. That’s it though, it’ll make their night us losing to Everton but the game is fucking meaningless it only really helps settle who comes 10th/9th, so why are they arsed? No doubt they’re buzzing Allardyce has won a game against us, another weird thing as the bloke royally mugged them off. Even if the England job didn’t come along it was pretty clear he had his head on a swivel for any opportunity whatsoever to get out of that pile of rubble. Yet they fucking adore him, they adore a manager with a 29% win ratio losers, complete and utter fucking losers. Their heroes of the PL era are Niall Quinn, Kevin Phillips, Peter Reid, and Sam Allardyce what a crew man, two completely fucking average strikers one of which was basically a journey man, and two (being very fair here) average managers. In fact Steve Bruce was by far a better manager for them than Allardyce but they simply can’t look past the Goliath chip on their shoulder that he’s from Newcastle. The new dog has me knackered, so I guess looking at this post and the one in the Everton thread I’m a bit grumpy, but fuck them and fuck these winnet licking tramps.

First and only time I’ll see that in this thread.

Tbf, they didn't want to get behind the team and back their manager because that's what those vulgar Mags do

Lizard Deep, Mountain High

I fucking hate these weekday games, didn’t see this as I was at work but tbh it sounds like it was what I expected. The fat headed wretched cunt has took 250m quid worth of players and is using them in a manner similar to his dross Bolton side which he had assembled by giving away drill cones, or bags of footballs, or whatever else instead of transfer fees. No shock at all to hear that shambolic cunt Madley fucking up time and time again when it came to decisions for us. Just pleased we didn’t need this one really, I still hope we finish above that shambles of a manager mind as I will always have a massive dislike for the fat Yorkshire drip. I look forward to the day he is finally banned from football, something which is almost inevitable for the corrupt scumbag. I watched the Walcott goal and while it’s a canny enough finish he got lucky in the way it bobbled back to him. No shock that was their only shot on target, it was similar when we lost to them at home. Think they went through a 4 or 5 game stretch without registering a single shot on target, and the bloke has the brass neck to get offended when people give him grief for being anti football. Honestly man it’s no wonder the only fan base that likes him are no marks like SAFC. This bloke could take over Real Madrid and he’d have them registering one shot on target at home to Getafe as he utilizes Ronaldo at CB for his height.

A Parky classic!

Bad Taste was fucking incredible too. Might be due a rewatch.

Jackson's best work tbf.

Thanks Alex.... was quite enjoying me lime n soda before that

Don't know if I read it on here or somewhere else but someine said their last half decade policy of using a managerial change just before they play us and getting a very temporary bounce from it is almost certainly 75% of the reason why they find themselves in division 3. The other 25% is player recruitment. No one hoping to progress their career wants to play for them because as a club there is no substance to them. There's nothing to attract them but a pile of money and a flat on the Quayside. There's not many clubs that have been used quite so badly by the mercenaries and fuckin spivs who control football transfers nowadays. They're basically the worst symptom of what used to be a sport but is now just a empty corporate vessel propped up by a media that over hypes the utter dross outside the top half dozen sides to such an extent I can barely watch or listen any longer. Thing is after the utterly shameful Adam Johnson/Margaret Byrne carry on youd have to be as soft as shite to have even a tiny bit of sympathy for them. She and Short have overseen this fuckin shambles, they've signed the cheques, sacked their abysmal appointments one by shitty one and covered up for a paedophile because he was their best player. Administration is a near certainty but who'd want to help out a frankly toxic "brand"? They're going the same way as Rangers iyam.

A few want Ratboy to replace Monkey Face.With Chris Makin as his assistant?????? Maybe not.

I'm honestly in disbelief that they've managed to do it - and somehow finish below Burton?? Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

I think my views on this have become similar to my views on politics: Rafa long-term or burn it to the ground. And the only way I see that happening is a takeover.

They have a thread on there about how Pickford has us rattled, and that we can’t hack getting it back after we were giving him stick. This comes days after them whinging about Dummett and Bent giving them stick they really are a special breed.

Moyes never had the stomach for it, you could see they were going down with him two games into the season. But the Greyson appointment is what really killed them off, as well as how long it took for Short to act. It's as if they never really clocked they were in relegation danger until after the January window despite being in it from the word go. The entire thing was a tragedy (and I mean in the Greek sense, not at all in the sad sense, because it's fucking hilarious ) in the way it played out, with everyone in the audience being able to see what was happening while the characters themselves on stage continue to plunge into utter oblivion, perfectly unaware of their fate.

Releasing statements through his usual channels trying to get Stavely back to the table, a few months ago it was said that he wouldn't entertain any more bids from her because she's a time waster. If he'd told her in that statement to come back with the same bid he'd have looked even more desperate, so this was a bit of face-saving. He's in a perilous position with Benitez's contract dwindling and he knows it.

Aye, I like him anyway but he's usually realistic about SAFC as well

That Jonathan Wilson wrote a good article about it, he mentioned they were in the lead at home for something staggering like 20 minutes in total during 2017

I just hope they keep blaming all the wrong people and repeating their mistakes.

That's all fair comment, tbh.

Stavely should go in with a lower offer at this point. He's getting desperate

Nutcase City Limits

Don't know if people remember but in the wake of the Jimmy Savile stuff David Icke started coming out with patter like "I've been telling people for as long as I can remember about Jimmy Savile". Some journalists even reported it as fact at the time (erm, you might want to do a bit of research rather than take David fucking Icke at his word ). However, on youtube there isn't a single example of Icke mentioning Savile prior to Savile's death. Also, he used to have that 'LIST OF FAMOUS SATANISTS, PAEDOPHILES, AND MIND CONTROLLERS' appearing on his website. Funnily enough, not a single mention of Savile. Whatever else you think of Icke, it takes a special kind of cunt to use the Savile carry on to raise your profile on the back of a pack of lies.

Currently 3 threads about us in their top 10 on rtg.Bless.We're their lives.

Thought it was very similar to the Burnley Monday night game. Shit game that could have easily gone either way. Typically when he’s being talked up for England, Shelvey was the poorest he’s been in ages. And after being talked up for his recent performances, Perez showed why we desperately need to replace him in the summer. But we gave away very little and with a bit of luck or a competent referee we probably would have won. I loved Pickfords reaction. It reminded me of that time Sunderland got relegated to league one by Burton.

Reported.

Just as night follows day, Noelie is on after a defeat to spout some utter shite.

Never heard of him.

Unlike Dave from Jarrow, I didn’t see that coming.

http://payaso-de-mierda.blogspot.co.uk/2018/04/gone-for-burton.html

And yet people never drive wagons into THOSE assembled crowds in an act of terrorism

Given the 6 in a row papered over the cracks long enough for them to get into this state I'd say it was a price worth paying

I state quite categorically, for the avoidance of doubt, that I am absolutely elated Sunderland have been relegated for the second season running. The suffering engendered by every single one of those 6 shameful defeats in a row by them was worth it, just to be able to laugh loudly and uproariously at their fate. In all seriousness, I hope the club goes out of business and that they reform in the Durham Alliance with Jack Rodwell as player manager.

18,000 went to the airport, to welcome the squad, at 3 am and this:

I've watched a few episodes of the alienist and it's canny.

Well, that Country music shooting in Vegas was a side-step in the right direction.