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Don't they call him "The Count of Monte Bisto"?

Didn’t decide to go to the game till late but was pleased to be greeted by the unexpected sight of @Howmanheyman as soon as we stepped foot into our first Tyneside bar fresh off the train On the grounds of confidentiality and taste I can’t divulge the name of the aforementioned bar but it’s been recently done up for the first time in at least 30 years and the bogs no longer stink like a navvies arse crack after a 10 hour shift. Anyway, according to my calculations the following scenario(s) get us a place in Europe next season... Liverpool win champions league Arsenal win Europa league Chelsea win FA cup Burnley lose all their league games We win all ours Over to you Rafa

My mate said after the match that it was the first time since Robson that you could really feel proud of the team. We had a really good season under Pardew when we made Europe but there was always the feeling that manager was a cunt and the players were only here to get themselves a move somewhere else. Now we have a manager and players who (despite the wank stain we have for an owner) want to be here and do well for the club and it we're seeing the results come because of that.

FYP

No one outside “the usual suspects” have done these at home this season...but we’re the form team of the division so it’s a win by at least two for Rafas free flowing semi pragmatism v the horrifying Stone Age brutalism of Bisto tits

Calling us poocastle man, it’s as shite and as uninspired as their club. They’ve no clue what to do now, last season we were shite, Rafa was shite, and the ‘lower leagues’ are a piece of piss. Then we got promoted and Rafa was still shite, he spent a fortune last year and the squad is Championship standard. Now our squad is the PL standard one he took over but he’s also spent £90m on so we are exactly where you’d expect it to be and he’s done nothing impressive they’re also all fewmin that we didn’t turn on him when we had a brief spell in the bottom 3 as if he wasn’t foreign we’d have definitely turned on him. Not sure where they are on the ‘not bothered about the Maggie bastards’ scale but tbf they really shouldn’t be as the closest they’ll get to playing NUFC will be if their first team meets our U23 side in the Trotters Independent trading Co cup or whatever the fuck it is. I assume a team as wank as them would be knocked out of the League cup and FA cup a round or so before our lot even enter it.

Allardarse

How about Burton?

A Wembley trip ( Tottenham away ) and a top 10 finish.Not a bad first season back.

It'll take me about 5 minutes to work out what you're asking

Aye, he had a good season last year, had a good solid Euros where Portugal went on to win it. He's in that group with Redmond, Tadic etc. who are being throttled by crap coaching.

Fuck that shit, I loved us being in europe before and I would again, its ace.

Weird as I only watched it at the weekend. RIP.

Spent more than £11m once last summer, twice the summer before, and 5 (five) times the season before that.

I'd assumed that documentary was a wind up. Hope Uncal Mick makes a cameo appearance

This works surprisingly well.

Aye, bizarre patter from our resident nonagenarian

He’s definitely the elusive missing link scientists search for. Either that or he’s the last of the Neanderthals.

Not really

I mean, this is all just fucking lovely, isn't it? Give Rafa 100 million and let him start the title charge.

Naldo https://streamable.com/iwen5 https://www.clippituser.tv/c/zbzrzd The power and swerve on that is unreal

I am not, I do not care.

I went, but fucked off at half time. More to follow at full time.

They have nothing now. When we were struggling a bit it was 'Rafas shite' now they cant even convince each other of that deluded bollocks It must hurt them so badly.. imagine if our roles were reversed it would literally be the highlight of their football lives and thats no exaggeration

Gayle has never looked a Premier League player.

You mean you can't... rmbemba?