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I love that all of a sudden Mick McCarthy is a fucking hero to them, when in reality they chased him out during their miraculous 15 point season. I genuinely hope they never return to the PL, quite honestly it’s not their level imo. They have 2, maybe 3 of the top 5 worst seasons in the history of the top flight and this was accomplished during the PL era. What’s the highest they’ve managed in the PL? 7th? Other than that and probably a top ten finish under Bruce they’ve battled the drop in every season they’ve been in the league. They can moan about Short but the bloke has poured money in for a decade, think Niall Quinn dodges a lot of flak here as he was in a role which oversaw the spunking of a huge amount of money and they’ve spiralled ever since. I know the mackems love to see themselves as some beloved club to fans of other sides but in actual fact many people saw them as the shit that wouldn’t flush for a fucking decade. They had a bit of a link to Man Utd for a few year due to Keane and gleefully taking random shite from Man Utds fringes like O’Shea and Brown, then for some bizarre reason they did the poznan after losing to Man Utd when Aguero thudded in the late winner against QPR and now the man Utd fans seem to get a bit of a laugh from the tramps plight. In short, they’re a trampy, horrible club that seem to only come up on the radar of other fan bases when they randomly give them grief in their hope to get some reflected glory from another teams success. I’m fucking buzzing to see everything catch up to them and they’re now getting exactly what they deserve, I hope they keep sinking like a stone. I hope they do approach Mick McCarthy, he snubs them, the external debtors pull the plug and plunge them into administration, and they end up bottom of League One. PS I was wanking while I wrote this

Don’t forget about all of the vomit in the fire place.

Not to mention repairing to the huge hole you knocked through the floor for midnight raids on the fridge because you're a fat greedy bastard.

Class from Baresi & Milan...

Can’t sleep so been having a chuckle at rtg. They really haven’t got a clue have they. 1. Sack Coleman, apparently he is the reason they are shit. He hasn’t miraculously organised the defence and they don’t understand how they’re no longer scoring. 2. Bring back micmac. 3. Hire SKP. 4. James Corden is going to buy them. 5. Or Quinny. 6. Or Nissan. I think they are in the bargaining stage of grief now. The sooner they move on the better it will be for them.

Purely for the craic

Rodwell gets a lot of unfair stick from Sunderland fans, he's the only player on their books with a 1 in 2 goal scoring record for them this season.

That is a lie, pure and simple. Categorical you might say.

Aye. Defo my favourite Newcastle manager in my brief glory-hunting lifetime.

And the subsidence you had to have fixed because you didn’t bother to get a survey done before purchase.

Yeah, that's fair enough, it was more than a case of misspeaking. But it's one of those situations where the PM has to back him regardless, even though she wouldn't have been able to sack him anyway given her tenuous grasp on control of her party.

It's like me announcing to the world I'm desperate to sell my house and want out but want almost double it's worth including every penny I've spent on it through the years including decoration, upkeep and furniture.

Every time this thread gets bumped, it raises my hopes.... dirty bastards.

I always thought he was a bit like David Batty - when he was "allowed" to play or allowed himself to play he was a much better footballer than what people thought. RIP.