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I’ll be taking a keen interest in Notts County’s promotion push over the remaining weeks of the season. The prospect of a 37 year old Shola scoring the winner at Stadio del Shitey is hilarious.

oh you stupid makem tramps .. bye bye forever

If it stays like this then Sunderland have to win 3 games more than the teams above them. There’s only 6 games left. The last 2 are against Fulham and Wolves. They are effectively 45mins from relegation

Summer transfer window is going to be AIDS reading on here mind.

Sure, a tenner it is. Hm... I don't actually think we'll get Kennedy in the end so I'm going to go for the >£40m. And besides agreeing on a tenner to the SBR, what other terms would we need? Falls due when the window closes I guess? Although Dubravka and Kennedy, if bought, are included in the £40m.

*laughs*

Howaythetoon is looking after the party entertainment - he's planning to interview himself about hitzfeld on stage.

Fop’s birthday is coming up too. Adios is organising the surprise party

The comebacks are beyond abysmal.

Great work there (Even half arsed threads is ruining them now). Can't believe they are clinging onto Johnson, proper scum.

I see our old favorite “‘maginpeace” is still on the SMB being a little bitch. Very softly suggested it would be poetic if Burton were the ones to cement it, got a bit of abuse from the mackems, then he said he meant no harm and finally lost any respect anyone could ever have for him by saying he can’t see Burton beating them anyway honestly, if that kid isn’t a mackem he needs to seek help as his desperation for validation is worse than mackems trying to create one of their fan base links.

Unlike most chef's he doesn't take himself too seriously, some of the shit he comes out with is superb.

Well done sunderland for getting out The Championship at the first attempt

Funniest thing for me is that I know a few mackems and I've said nothing about it unless they bring it up. That's where the real fume lies. I'll have a good laugh if they do go down mind

The turd that flushed twice

It’s fucking staggering. They honestly think it’s more likely that a group of well respected, seasoned pros, like Evans, Barry etc would conspire against Pardew than the more likely reason that Pardews a poor manager, failed to motivate the group, then apparently set the mood of that trip by going on a bender and losing his stuff the night before Barry and them nicked a taxi. Why are they still even making excuses for him? Pundits are wrong on things all the time and often just change their story and act like that’s the opinion they’ve always held.

Not guitar chat but quite frankly, I think I'm the only drummer so I'm putting it in here. Finally got round to having a few sessions on my new electronic kit after fate seemed to determined to keep me away for 3 weeks and it only confirms that I am right back into the idea of playing live music again. Tom, grab your pedals and your luscious hair, we're hitting the pubs.

Been watching Anthony Bourdain's "The Layover", his craic is decent like

Will this summer be the time where Mike Ashley can finally say he's getting the hang of this football malarkey?

The window ends on the 9th of August this year so we don't even have too long to wait before cyaniding it up.

Also was this not the same clowns that tried to use photos of the Gateshead quayside in their City of Culture bid? Honestly man they are total comedy.

Nah fuck 'em, keep Huddersfield up so they can be crap next season. Southampton have a few players I'd like us to go in for tbh.

Palace looked certain to go down at the start of the season, 8 losses in a row and no goals or something like that? Would be kinda funny if they failed now after hauling themselves back from the abyss.

What a shite excuse to have a pop at Newcastle btw

I went with the far more simple logic: "lolz teamtalk".

I'll take that, firm up some terms and call it a tenner to the SBR foundation! Would you prefer net >£30 million plus Dubravka and Kenedy in or >£40 million.

I went to see Ready Player One yesterday and I pretty much echo Gloomy's opinion. There was a fuck in it at one point which I thought was strange given the rest of it was very much aimed at a young audience I thought. The 80's stuff (particularly referencing stuff like The Breakfast Club and Ferris Beuller) might be a bit too much for younger people but there's enough else going on for it not to matter too much I'd guess. We went to see it at the imax at the Silverlink and that was a real revelation. Adjustable seats and trays for your nachos/popcorn is great. Any time I go to see a long film I'll be trying to go and see it there. The comfort level is miles better.

Fuck me how many times does Ashley have to eye fuck you before you stop letting him cuff you when you give him a blow job?

Don't know really is the honest answer. Could have been another £15m but no players available who were worth signing as even £20m gets you fuck all in terms of a striker now? I'm dead cynical regarding Ashley so accept he could well not make good on his promise, just not 100% sure that has already been the case

It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in the neighborhood that was full of nobodies. They weren’t like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted.

Side who have spent all season in the bottom three likely to be relegated shocker. and no, I will not stop shouting at you for looking at football through the prism of maths.

Yeah, I should have probably elaborated. I agree with you there really, I just sort of meant that even finishing above them is a decent achievement with the lack of budget. Plus Slimani has only played about 20-odd minutes since he came but it's a fair point about the loan signings as Kenedy has really given us a different attacking dimension and the Dubravka looks class

Seen a comment from a West Brom fan earlier which made me chuckle, "Whoop whoop that's the sound of da Pulis".

paging @ChezGiven

Very good read, as was the article linked relating to Graeme Smith. Aussies are notorious for not being able to do anything other than abuse, but the number of times they have been undone by humour is legendary. http://www.cricketsledges.com/top-twenty-cricket-sledges/

I think someone mentioned this before, but the points from the 6 in a row kept them up 3 seasons running. If they had been relegated one of those seasons they probably would have had enough of a squad and a bit of cash in the bank to rebuild in the same way we did last season. Instead, because they managed to string out their relegation form out 4 years running they are now skint, with a squad full of shite, an empty stadium and are about to fall straight through the division 6 in a row. You’re welcome

There’s a few of them that are genuinely buzzing day dreaming about Quinn taking over and appointing Mick McCarthy in League One . This is a fan base that rips us for idolizing a former manager who had us 2nd in the PL, meanwhile they idolize an absolute clogger of a target man who helped bring in the asset stripper that is currently trying to palm their scrap heap of a club off for free and a bloke that just got pedaled by Ipswich.