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In those days one Mag used to take on not one, but FOUR horses.

No fucker there to notice

You taking the piss out of my profile pic?

Yeah, “going down Chester” means going down to Chester Le Street front street/town centre. When I was on holiday as a kid and was asked where I was from, I would reply Chester Le Street and people would assume I was a bit special and was giving them the name of the street I lived in. Tough times

If you think I'm stooping to the level of you and this cunt you're sadly mistaken,

1952 FA Cup Final, Wembley. Newcastle United 1-0 Arsenal.

visited twice apparently; Villa & Smogs games - mind i suppose the combined attendance was less than the number of waiters on duty when she had that curry in Hampstead with Ashley....

Makes perfect sense. League one club with no revenue, no squad, no fans and their hands tied by FFP.

We'll be the ones challenging for Champions' League tbh.

Probably thought you were off Hollyoaks

Sky....what a set of fuckin cunts...

It’s normal. I’ve a couple of mates over that way, they refer to it just Chester.

Always pays to keep a set of headphones on you.

Well you're both wrong cos it's prounced Chesterley Street

It is this pure and simple. When we got relegated they all expected him to walk and the fans to turn against the club but the opposite happened. That drove them insane, more so when we went through a period of not getting results we still stayed positive; something they thought they'ed be able to replicate this season. It doesn't help their mood that their 'superior' supporters started drifting away towards the tail end of last season and has reduced every home game since then - even their message board seems to be quieter as they just give up, almost embarrassed to be associated to the club, but they can't be seen blaming any fans for this since it's all Short, Bain, Moyes and the FA for stealing Allardyce. If you read the minutes from the latest supporters meeting the best protest they can think of is filling the stadium for the last home game, something they've failed to do since the night they played Everton when they game away thousands of free tickets but can't decided what to protest against. All they have is their '6 in a row' which they don't get means they're actually bench marking the success of their team against something better than them; you don't recognise something you've achieved against something smaller than you. Now they've moved on from 'mag at work' to inventing stories of mass 'Mag' invasions into the away ends and some of the newer 'Mag' posters seem to be second accounts just to play the stereotype they want us to be.

As long as @zerosum made a few quid out of it.

You might not have been a horrible, racist cunt if you voted leave, but make no mistake about which side you're on

And there'll be more from our Foreign Correspondent, Stevie, later in the show.

It's rare to remain a registrar for 20 years except for the most popular fields (surgery). GPs have my utmost respect. Incredibly difficult job and no way is it 9 to 5 with the volume of paperwork. There's a crisis of GP recruitment in this country for a reason. Pay is modest for salaried GPs, it's only when they become partners they get pay equivalent to consultants. This doesn't always happen.

I don't even hate them. I pity them. They could get to 60 in a row against us and I'd still look down my nose at them. My first visit to Sunderland was in 1991 and the town* hasn't changed one bit. I'd be a strange miserable cunt being brought up in that existence. I'm one of a few born and bred in England's finest city, who hope they survive and come back up. It would be shite if I snuff it before the next time we play these strange gene cunts again. * a city needs a cathedral end of story

I mean, we've joked about it, but they're genuinely responding to any Newcastle fan's jokes (or apparent sympathy) with "Wiz meyt be reluhgayted agin, but wiz will always be ayble to laugh at yooz. Yooz are still hurtin after the faymous 6 in a rowuh!" If we were getting relegated to the 3rd tier of English football so soon after being a top flight team, if we looked on the brink of financial ruin, if the team was bereft of players I could get behind, I wouldn't give a toss about our league record against our local rivals.

Difference between us and the mackems is this. Should we stay up this year, and the mackems go down, which looks likely, we'll still think this has been a relatively shit season. Completely shit should rafa leave. Our neighbours double dropping has been an amusing distraction, that's all. Can you imagine it if the situations were reversed, with the mackems staying in the premiership and us going into the third tier? The whole of wearside would be dripping with Sunderland spunk. It'd be smeared on every TV, kitchen table, and lamp post. That's the difference.

Played football with the lad for a while. Five aside. Absolute crackerjack and no mistake. you’d be knocking the ball around a bit ‘warming up’ and pass it to him in goal, always in goal, and he’d keep the fucker for ages, practising his throw outs against the wall. Off the wall and back to himself a dozen or more times. This while the rest of us chat amongst ourselves.

his trevino work

All the best!