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Can't beat an away day, on the piss with all your mates, laughing, singing, it's fucking great, man.......

Jamaal Lascelles: the first ten games of the season, where Lascelles played the 90, we got 14 points. For the next six, when he was injured, we got 1 point. Since he's returned, we've picked up 17 points from 14. So 1.3 points per game WITH Lascelles, 0.2 points per game WITHOUT. To put that into context, we'd be on for 49 points over a season with Lascelles playing. And in that spell without him, we had some very winnable games - WBA away, Watford, Everton and Leicester at home. I do think the entire backline's looking a lot better now like. Dummett's a huge improvement at left-back, Lejeune thrives next to Lascelles and Dubravka's proving a bit of a revelation.

I used to be a full on Nazi, wanted blacks and Jews put in gas chambers etc. Then I swung to being a full on communist in the Stalin mode. Then I became an extreme feminist and thought we should all become transgender. Then Tony Blair came along and I joined the centre left FOREVER.

It was fun taking the lad through the strawberry trying to find the fella with tickets offered on here - he’d seen nowt like it. Found the bloke and he would only take 40 of the 60 odd face value, so the boy got a scarf hoyed into the bargain. Cheers Blackpool fan! ill have to take the boy more often. Second game and he’s on a 6 nowt aggregate. Loved the effort put in and a bizarrely thrilling relief to be excited about our flair at times. Predicted Kennedy to score so kid thinks I know about football. sat right next to away fans, all peaky blinder caps and “sack the cunt”. any spares, let me know lads....

Nancy boy

But then what would they be left with?

Loved seeing Mark Noble trying to hoist that kid off the pitch by his kegs. In Noble's mind, he was probably pushing immigrants into the channel, all in the name of Brexit.

All players are confidence players. Joselu looked alright for a £5million player when he first came, worked really hard and scored a couple of admittedly fluke goals. He is playing with no confidence atm, which is why he looks even worse.

HERE MAN WE'VE JUST WON 3-0 AND YA STILL BANGING ON ABOUT MITRO FFS!!!!

To be honest, I think it's a strange move full stop to close down any of their stands after Bob Murray said he wanted them to always have at least one more seat than Newcastle. If anything they need to increase their capacity to overtake us not cut back. If he was dead he'd be turning in his grave. FTM.