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Hoping for a cured salami soon

Keep Woodman, push the rest into the sea.

Knew would shit em. Don’t any other cunt start a match thread until the end of the season. I’m on a run so hot, I’m smoking.

Dubravka is a step up on any keeper we’ve had since Given. Although I can see him dropping a couple of bollocks a season with his eagerness to come off the line. That throw today btw

Theres a match on fella.

You just want the left split. Thats all it will achieve and you know it. There is no viable way for the centre left to get back into this before the next election. Afterwards sure, beforehand, no. The Tories fucked up so hard last time out that they legitimised Corbyn for an entire term. If you dont like what the Tories are doing now, you only have yourself to blame though. You had the chance to vote centre left in the past and didnt. Dont blame the left because we got sick of waiting. And Labour did talk about tax rises so i dont know why you think they lacked honesty in that.

Good luck against Southampton today and thanks again to all those who have donated. Much appreciated

No idea. Rafa seems to know though, it might be tiny and Rafa just doesn't like the slight deviation, office "mavericks" are annoying as fuck, can't imagine its that different in a football team

And for every vardy there are how many nugents? In any case Mitro has been loaned to Fulham, not sold, if he does well and comes back confident, fit and willing to work his way into Benitezs side then thats all the better for us.

I’ve got it! They’re not playing the ‘West Ham way’. That must be it. Edit: seven minutes too slow.

Yes but they have the fabled "West Ham Way" so it should make them top 6 contenders. Answers on a postcard what it is though.

It was quality watching that fat twat try and plant the corner flag in the centre circle while the players just stood yelling at him and holding their arms out as not even the stewards could be arsed to stop him.

Well, at least they'll have really given their players a lift with that exhibition.

We would have won 5-0 with Mitro in the side.

If Chelsea win now I think we can really start enjoying this.

Yeah but I’ve stayed centre left. You’ve gone full retard.

We have a clause for a full transfer.

Gayle off for Joselu, did well with the assist for Kenedy but should definitely have had one, maybe two himself.

He's been quality since he signed, he's changed the way we attack as we were crying out for a player that can run at players with pace.

I want flannels as well... I mean a third goal.

Huh, hadn't realised how much Benitez and Pellegrino had worked together in the past.

Glad to see Rashford playing well and scoring again, even if he was being a bit daft with his tackles. Or some might say....RASH

About time Kenedy got his first goal.

Funny how we both made a £30m profit on transfers in the Championship yet things turned out a little differently for us.

Some breaking transfer news. A big blow for black cats fans as Billy the fitter said he's busy in the summer and has a family holiday already booked so won't be able to move some of the redder seats down from the empty stand to replace the pink ones. SAFC refused to comment saying they were still in negotiations with Billy hoping he'd accept four season tickets and four £100 vouchers to be spent in the club shop for the work rather than the £5,658 Billy quoted the club. More as we get it.

To be honest, I think it's a strange move full stop to close down any of their stands after Bob Murray said he wanted them to always have at least one more seat than Newcastle. If anything they need to increase their capacity to overtake us not cut back. If he was dead he'd be turning in his grave. FTM.

Understand the mackems are looking at a loan next season if they go down OR stay up. More as I make it up.