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Mackem: "eeah, ah hear yas are selling the currant hum shirt for 75% off?" SAFC shop assistant: "aye. Dya want one, marra?" Mackem: "ah think it's sewpa shit but for 75% off ah'll tak it, flower. It'll do the bairn for his 18th bufda." SAFC shop assistant: "Ave ya got the discount code, marra?" Mackem: "Ah fuck ah forgot it! Is it err, 'FTM73' or sommitt?" SAFC shop assistant: "Fucking close enough, giz ya money, the warehouse is fucking rammed wiv em." Mackem: "GERRIN! F T fucking M!"

loads, google tbh

Could they not have got this bloke involved in the Remain campaign? One concise letter and already better than anything those involved came out with in months and months of debate.

What if it’s her shithole that’s rotted? That’s pretty disgusting.

Depends which bit of her is rotted, tbh.

Do you disagree with her on this? If so, do you think all people you disagree with are awful? This makes you sound like a thick UKip knuckle dragging mysognist cunt. I'm embarrassed for you recently. Is something up?

We need more people whose every other post is telling someone or other their patter is shite.

dying on its arse? it's about as busy as it's ever been tbh

Gunsmoke marathon was on Fox.

Thinly veiled degree brag.

TIL paraphrasing means completely misconstruing someone's point.

'Content provider'.

There are some things you don't need a survey to know.

Yeah but still a better president than Hillary who would have doubled down on Syria....etc

Or Algerians

suuuuure they are, Fat Mike

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