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I would go after Udinese forward Kevin Lasagna. Heard there's a lot of layers to his game.

I'm not sure many of us are shitting knickers, I've said I think we'll get a couple in and probably fly to safety by the seat of our pants. I'm just turbosick of how Ashley does things and he appears to be doing it again (hopefully for the last time) when so much is at stake (for him too, the daft cunt).

I just think it’s a bit early to be shitting knickers. Nobody around us has strengthened, and the January window is usually started by one team doing something then others following. Also think being linked with someone means fuck all tbh. We were linked with Turkish lad Everton bough for £27 million (lol) for example. Definately think we need strengthening, but also of the opinion that unless teams around us strengthen significantly we probably have a manager who can keep us, regardless of the team.

I mean at the end of the season. I can't imagine it not happening then if Ashley's still in charge.

Has the world-class borehole in our state-of-the-art academy not turned up any talent yet? Mike just fucking sell up man, you're like the pube I can't swallow.

Baffled tbh. I don't understand Mike Ashley; his actions are those of a very silly, very petty man and I find it difficult to imagine such a consistent simpleton. But mostly I'm filled with thoughts of hot pokers and the fat cunt's voluminous anal cavity. We'll likely see a couple of underwhelming loan siignings and barely scrape through the relegation fight.

We all know the way this plays out Ashley will never change man

I'm here Wyki mate watching & waiting

Loads really but this page has some good ideas: http://www.keswick.org/what-to-do/familywalks

http://www.european-football-statistics.co.uk/attn.htm

https://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/borrowdale-and-derwent-water/trails/borger-dalr-geology-walk-borrowdale This walk isn't too far away from you, bottom end of Derwentwater - I've done it a few times and it seems pretty manageable, you certainly see plenty of families with kids doing it, and the older ones should enjoy the clamber up to the top of Castle Crag, which is a sensible height (nothing overly strenuous) but gives you some great views. Probably not one for the very littlest ones, but someone can always stay with them and paddle around the river while the older ones take on the climb. And there's a couple of decent cafés in Grange too. Definitely recommend sniffing round the National Trust website for similar walks (including more leisurely ones that everyone can do), there's some good stuff on there. Anything around Derwentwater tends to be pretty lovely, even if you just stick to the lakeside and enjoy the views from ground level. There's also a surprisingly good tapas and beer place in Keswick (http://esbarkeswick.co.uk/) but probably not for a family trip. One to remember for when you're next back though.

Say it ain’t so Pedro

And people say there are no perfect albums.

Trying to buy tickets for Saturday and the website keeps trying to put me in L7H . Fair enough if it’s sold out but it’s odd that the club’s selling away tickets on the normal site I thought away clubs usually sold their own.