This is the gift that keeps on giving. I have to say I really appreciate them, no matter how much we struggle or embarrass ourselves they somehow lower the bar, never taking advantage of that void to kick on. Punch a horse? They back a kiddie fiddler to the point of giving vocal support as well as burying his offenses at corporate level. Get relegated? Not only will they completely capitulate and get relegated themselves the following season but they will one up you and repeat the capitulation for another season.
So thanks you frog eyed, child molester loving, sister fucking, cheesy chip munching, dole wallering, set of absolute sweaty sacks of balls, we may not watch your games but it definitely brightens the day to hear how fucking tragic your ‘football club’ is.