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They are unreal man I said yesterday I couldnt see them going down again but the way its going and if all of their (best in the world) fans get on the teams back which they will after a bad start it could go south very quickly

If we could rely on him to be fit for a full season I'd take him in a heartbeat.

They had a man over on either the left or right for most of the game, the players either didn't spot it and correct it or didn't give enough of a shit to. The ground was in a hay field. There was a sort of family day going on pre match with a dj and a little stage set up. Afterwards there was a lad and his very fit missus singing Lionel Ritchie songs, then the whole Mainz squad came out on to the stage where another very fit lass interviewed them and made the new lads in the squad shout " ICH BIN EIN MEENZER!!" into the mic. I'd forgotten how sexy German girls sound when they speak English. I drank my own body weight in Bitburger. The end.

WHOSE CHEST? WOR CHEST