Jump to content

Leaderboard

Popular Content

Showing content with the highest reputation since 12/22/24 in all areas

  1. The lads giving Gemmill a shout.
    19 points
  2. "Eight consecutive wins for Newcastle putting them up to fourth. Jamie, how close is Ruben Amorim to turning it around and getting 'United'© challenging for champions league football?"
    18 points
  3. I'd missed this having leapt out of my chair to do a round around the house :
    17 points
  4. 15 points
  5. Meanwhile on a sad message board not too far away.
    15 points
  6. '2-0 to Forest at half time here at Molineux, Wolves fluffed their chances but Forest haven't. Jamie, what does Rubin Amorim have to do to get 'United®' firing on all cylinders again and how well has Slot done at Anfield since taking over?' ® Sky sports
    15 points
  7. Aye, good effort Fish. Pity no one is going to bother reading it.
    14 points
  8. I am a long-time admirer of Eddie Howe.
    14 points
  9. Also, for a manager who should have been sacked last month, Eddie Howe keeps breaking all of our unwanted records
    14 points
  10. We're a fucking good bunch on here anyways. You lot keep my chin up. Make me laugh, keep my moral compass on track FUCKING TORIES! and just basically make me smile.
    14 points
  11. been staring at it for 20 mins and i still can't find the 10 differences
    13 points
  12. "Get him out fam, get him out blud, I am done with this, fam, GET HIM OUT! You hear me, blud!"
    13 points
  13. "Where you off, babes?" "I'm just taking the wee fellas for a bit of fresh air." "Keep an eye on them, Ed." "Don't worry, darling, I'll keep them on a tight leash. They'll be no bother."
    13 points
  14. 13 points
  15. Wait, @LongTimeAdmirer is @Gemmill?!!!!
    13 points
  16. 13 points
  17. Can anyone think of a better 8 days than we’ve just had btw? Man U, Spurs and Arsenal all beaten, all away from home
    13 points
  18. If we just score 5 in the first 20 minutes again it won't matter.
    13 points
  19. Amorim is a good coach, but Ratcliffe has brought him in at a time where he's on a hiding to nothing. They should have binned Ten Haag at the end of last season. He gets his squad back from the international break and has a game every three days from then on. You can't impart new ideas or strategies when your training work is all about keeping match fitness up for the next game around the corner. At this point all he can do is rely on individual moments of brilliance which is all ETH every did and they've not got their most reliable provider of those for the match against us because Fernandes is banned. Ratcliffe is proving to be a fucking joke of an owner/chairman/whatever he actually is. An absolute skinflint with no understanding of how to handle the optics of being a big football club or any idea how to turn the ship around. Short changing his lowest paid staff constantly, disrespecting the clubs history all whilst pissing away millions on players chosen by a manager he doesn't want, only to fire the bloke and replace him at the worst time of the season to do it. He's Mike Ashley on Ozempic, trying to "businessman" his way out of a hole.
    13 points
  20. Hope everyone has had as Merry of a Christmas as possible so far! I am the furthest thing from religious haha, but more about spending time with family. My dog was very happy with his new toys, my lady enjoyed her new jewelry, brother enjoyed the signed boxing glove I bought him(Signed by Tommy Morrison), and my Dad especially enjoyed his new pressure washer! My mom just wanted a new microwave haha. Me personally, I got the new 3rd shirt from my brother, along with some other things. Overall, been good so far and about to drink my 5th cup of egg nog! Enjoy the rest of your day all.
    13 points
  21. Fucking AI. Makes things too easy.
    12 points
  22. She sent Lee Van Cleef in her place
    12 points
  23. Sandro giving his last game a massive effort.
    12 points
  24. So, we are being forced into using ChatGPT at work so I'm now signed up for it. Naturally, I first used it to make a poem about Gemmill. Took 30 seconds. Not a bad effort. The Ballad of Gemmill In a modest house on a quiet lane, Lives Gemmill, bound by the mundane. An accountant by trade, with columns and sums, His life ticks by to the drumming of thumbs. His wife, aloof, with a scornful glance, Dreams of escape, of a wilder dance. She scoffs at Gemmill’s every try, While he avoids her critical eye. But there’s one friend who ne’er complains, Who hums and spins without refrains. His Roomba, loyal, a partner in dust, A bond of circuits, trust, and rust. When day gives way to the quiet of night, Gemmill competes with spreadsheet might. In Excel duels, he sharpens his art, A master of formulas—but not of the heart. With pivot tables, he vies for glory, Yet his errors rewrite the story. Despite his skill, the truth is grim, He’s always bested, Excel beats him. In Toontastic’s halls, he seeks renown, But his jokes fall flat, and his posts bring frowns. A Newcastle fan with misplaced glee, Predicting Everton’s demise annually. “Surely this year!” he cries in vain, Yet Everton escapes the drop again. His confidence fades, but not his cheer, For Gemmill will try again next year. And though his world may seem askew, To Gemmill, each day brings something new. A quiet man with quirks and flaws, Living his life by unwritten laws. So raise a glass to this peculiar knight, Who battles in spreadsheets deep into the night. For even in the oddest, humblest game, There’s dignity in chasing fame.
    12 points
  25. Its a canny day on the forum!
    12 points
  26. Gerraway man, we've all seen your unboxing video on YouTube.
    12 points
  27. Just watched Amorim's press conference and it was just one manc reporter after another telling him that surely he needs to compromise and change his system to accommodate the players. In the end he goes "these players were bought to play a very specific system for which they've been coached and had two pre seasons, and they were losing games constantly. If they can't win games playing the exact system they were bought and coached to play, then why would I compromise and go back to that system." Fair play, it's a good point. Genuinely ridiculous to be listening to reporters trying to tell a manager how to do his job as well.
    12 points
  28. Proud as fuck, tbh. My daughter told me when I picked her up from work this afternoon that she’d been asked to stay on permanently. The only one out of all the temporary Christmas workers. It’s not exactly splitting the atom, but she’s barely 17 and as she said, “Dad, it’ll pay for my gigs and drinks for parties “. She’s honestly a little smasher who makes me so happy- she sorted herself out a college place, has done the same applying to Uni, this is her 3rd job, again, sorted it out entirely off her own bat. Apologies- victory and wine
    12 points
  29. One goal, two goal, 3 goals, Ah-Ah-Ah!
    12 points
  30. If this is the match that ends this run I’ll be fucking fuming. 2-0 us
    11 points
  31. Here's his unveiling photo....
    11 points
  32. Reminds me of @Jimbo’s Magnum opus
    11 points
  33. 11 points
  34. Ange dresses like a homeless man who found a suit and tie in a dumpster.
    11 points
  35. I want charts for Are we human? and Are we dancer?
    11 points
  36. Thought we sat back way too much in the second half, but overall very pleased with the performance and never easy coming away from Old Trafford with 3 points in the bag. Now 5th in the table, let's keep climbing! On a side note: I was in a local bar and was the only Toon fan in the whole thing. Of course some plastic Man U fans were on the other side and I couldn't help but let us say...overly celebrate our goals haha. One of them told me to pipe down and I told him to pull out his Amorim doll and say a prayer to him for the second half. He flipped me off and went back to stuffing his face with chicken wings. Think it also helped that I am 6'3 280 pounds and he looked like Tom Hanks on crack 😁
    11 points
  37. Flattering scoreline for Man Utd
    11 points
  38. Pearson getting ready for cosplay night with Gemmill.
    11 points
  39. Anyway, merry Christmas one and all..... "Leave it Tony, he's not worth it!"
    11 points
  40. Happy Christmas everyone. Hope your other halves all get you prostate exams for Christmas too
    11 points
  41. 11 points
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.