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Apparently they're moaning about the ball being over the line again for our goal?

Years ago when I was a filthy student I was studying Human Geography, and one module was about social deprivation. We read papers on the Brazilian favelas, South African and Jamaican shanty towns, but one particular paper u remember was on the effects of social deprivation on adolescent mental health and development. I remember it because it was done in sunderland, the authors choosing there because of the short age gap between generations giving them multiple generations of adolescents to study Anyway, I found the paper online, the funniest parts are in the conclusions, specifically on page 450 and 477, which directly answer your questions as to why they do this en masse https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32540024/

Bollocks. Mark Goldbridge has never touched a woman in his life.

Half of them are Gemmill being wrong about Everton.

I reckon we absolutely fuck these raw tbh - not even going to play the insane scores by dead players game on this one. Has Isak scored a hat trick for us yet? If not I think he will break his duck against these. *insert a transparent image of Sir Bobby looking down at Isak and just when you think he's about the say "you'll do for me bonny lad", he actually says "ee you're looking well, Shola" because he was old and his eyes were failing him but also, old people are quite often accidentally racist*

Fucking ecstatic!!! Wife’s been battling cancer since April. Finished chemo a couple of months back and just got the all clear today. On the drink with family. Oh happy days.

Asda Sunderland Superstore gearing up for the festive season.

Gemillesque

stadium sponsor..... £50m sell ourselves shearer's bar.... £40m training ground sponsor..... £30m ride on lawnmower sponsor.... £25m percy arms (official partner) smoking sheds sponsor.... £15m missed friendlies tour of gateshead, hartlepool and darlington because of covid..... £40m piece of piss this man.

who's this thick cunt here?

Do not underestimate the Chelsea game Gloom was there FFS

"We got dragged into the sort of game they are looking for constantly." You got beat is what you did, you little cunt.

🎶 Tino's tache! (Tache!) Always believe in the taaache It's great for tickling the gash, It's indestructible Always believe iiiin Tino's tache! (Tache!) Always believe in the taaache It's great for tickling the gash, It's indestructible Always believe iiiin (repeat) 🎵

Fuck those entitled fam blud cunts

That's her fucking scuppered then Nostradamus

Fair play to remember that little kid when he's just scored his first goal for England. Seems like a really good lad.

My dad told me our house was haunted by a headless nun. He then proceeded to wrap my old footy in black gaffer tape and stuff it into his hoodie and then wait on the stairs (for what may have been hours) until I went for a piss so I may be greeted by this dead bitch. I still have the occasional nightmare almost 30 years later

So, let's try to guess which current central defender this SMB is talking about. Van Dijk? Stones, Diaz? Maybe further afield someone like Bastoni? No, he's talking about a mackem player. He's talking about Luke Onion.

The glorious campaign continues as we advance into the territory of Notts (they hate that) Forest, land of men in tights, evil sheriffs and pubs with bogs inhumanly far from the bar (I worked there for 2 years - coincidently, which is when I learned the original name for the place was Tigguo Cobauc or "place of cave dwellings", it was then changed to Snotingham which means "the homestead of Snot's people" - they hated me calling them snot people too. So I have issued an imperial edict that we will become their bogey team). We will overwhelm the flanks whilst consolidating in the centre, the scab cunts are doomed. 0-3 (AND we will score from a corner)

Best Klopp moment was the interview where he said to a former professional footballer (Nedum Onuoha): I’m not sure if you’ve played football (or similar). Onuoha had asked a perfectly reasonable and inoffensive question and the response was Klopp being a cunt just because his team hadn’t won the match. Absolutely sums him up.

Cant think why anyone would want to call him a cunt

They were going to get, 'to a wonderful son and the cunt who corrupted him' but they thought it might slightly spoil the Christmas vibe, slightly like.

Gooners taking yesterday’s result well I see

Furries are people who like to dress up in mascot type costumes and shag other people in mascot type costumes. Ear flicked on the metro, and now chinned by teenage lasses.

We go again mes amis. The regiments are reassembling. We will march through and over the "so called" Irons as our battle hymn rings loud. Ce n'est qu'un pauvre petit marteau Ses vetements sont tous en lambeaux et dechires Il ext venu pour se batter, alors nous l'avons incendie Et Maintenant il ne vient plus 4-0 (Willock will score)

I can’t recommend deleting Twitter enough, it’s a cesspit that is designed to keep you doom scrolling. You get fed enough things that you’re interested in to keep you hooked, but it also feeds you lots of this shit designed to anger or annoy you. You can argue algorithm all you want, echo chamber all you want, it’s full of musk/russian controlled bots destabilising the west and common sense. It’s appealed to the lowest comment denominator and won. It’s lowered the terms of debate and without overblowing it, it’s a cancer on society. Deleted it years ago, got involved in local issues with social enterprises that help people. Look after my friends and loved ones. The rest of the world will burn. There is not much else we can we do.

"Ah embraced a vindaloo in the Koh-i-Noor with extra chillies after a few morettis in the market of Bigg following THAT win over the man who would be whinge, one Mikel Arteta once of Goodison park in the 1-0 win courtesy of one Alexander Isak who was the man who put the ball in the mackems net and then arsenal's net, as the knight isn't a puff and veg bhunas aren't for the trinity mirror regional sports writer of the year 2016, wor kid."

Cootes is a shit referee but a cracking judge of character tbf.

Reads a bit like that time they made Chez Given a moderator

I was 7 when this came out and Halle Berry in this film was responsible for my first hard on and I did not know what it was, got scared and subsequently asked my mam about it in a packed cinema

Nah, this was his lowest point.

Hasn't done anything since we signed him permanently, and should have been sold instead of Anderson. Not my words. The words of KID DYNAMITE.

Nearly 100% correct. The road to glory continues. I'll be taking a short break to spend some time rattling Josephine for a week or so, but the glorious journey shall march on.

Arteta’s reaction to that Isak goal.

Feckin Halloween and trick or treaters. Doing some work but have to get up every 5 minutes to give some snotty nosed kids some sweets, earned and paid for by my hard work. Ahem. Anyway, successfully made a little girl cry by leaping out of the door howling. Fecking parents should teach their brats to be more brave, no? Very trmpted to go to the pub tbh.

And you're all welcome. (it was never in doubt).

Well it was fun liking football again for 2 odd years

I’m a very glass half fully chap so once you get over the shock of the diagnosis, you have the hope of the “cure” chemo to look forward too, but once that is finished, you have a few weeks til the pet scan and then another 6 weeks til the result. You have to bottle most of your feelings up and stay positive for the other half, but the last 48 hours before the appointment have been hellish. What do you say to the other half if it’s terminal, what do you say to the kids etc. Glass half full went to 99% negative. Fucking glorious outcome. Not been this emotional since Mamma Mia.

This might be the longest shittest Mag on holiday anecdote yet, and the writer admits it isn't even true. Strange, strange people.

It’s not really that simple, is it? Wilson and Trippier aren’t anything like the players they were due to age, injuries catching up with them. In particular having only one fit proper CF who is able to start and do a job in the PL has been a crippling limitation. The uptick in the performances of limited players like Longstaff, Almiron and Murphy hasn’t proven to be sustainable (not really a shock there either). Botman and Lascelles getting injured is massively problematic too. The former is a huge miss while the latter couldn’t be sold to bolster the squad. Anderson was sold to meet PSR requirements. You would think he’d have got game time. Miley is out injured, ditto. All that plus coming 4th being a massive overachievement