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So a last minute goal goes in against us at Palace, but we don’t lose. After a disappointing home loss, and I’m as gutted as everyone else is, and it felt like a loss, yes we’ve struggled in some matches and usually against the low block, but fuck me, asking for Howe out?? Really? So ok we didn’t have a shot on goal at Palace, but the Brighton, Everton, West Ham games could easily have been wins, I don’t recall Eddie Howe being on the pitch and missing any of the numerous chances we created, yes lots of them, players lose form, are slightly off it, it happens. Howe performed a minor miracle navigating us through an injury crisis I’ve never witnessed before, and I’ve seen fuckin plenty! And just missed out on European qualification by default really, this season there’s been ups and downs, it happens, it’s the Premier League ffs, we’re still competing and can climb up the table again, but to shout for Howe to go, the bloke deserves loyalty from all of us (I know most of us do). People can spout tactics, money spent, that manager has got a bigger cock, etc, it’s no good pissin our knickers and throwing our toys out of the pram. Aye ok if we go on a horrendous run like Villa are on …don’t think I’ve heard any Emery oot stuff yet ? Maybe questions will be asked then. Players will miss chances, and make mistakes, the manager will too, but fuck me, we’re nowhere near a crisis, I’ve seen plenty of those too. And to bring in who?? A whole new upheaval…..Mourinho’s name keeps cropping up…..I just say to those wanting him, be careful what you wish for, bearing in mind the level of toxicity that fucker has been bringing to every club he’s managed over the last 10 years. I’ll stay behind Eddie Howe, it’s not blind loyalty, he deserves it.

That's LTA's Christmas present sorted.

Let me clarify. Slot winning the league with Klopps team would show Klopp up for under performing after spending fortunes for years. The buck toothed cunt. However personally, I hope liverpool never win another trophy in their history.

You started signing your posts now?

People way too impatient about this. If we take Howe out, what holds in place the sense of togetherness he fostered here? I actually like the club at the moment for the first time in a long time, and that is absolutely down to Howe. I don't mind us being midtable for a bit while we develop ffs, wasn't that long ago we were relegation fodder year on year. We are never gonna achieve anything if we start throwing away good people in the hope of an immediate success. This club is never going to win anything if it doesn't build properly.

It’s almost like the premier league is a much higher level

Keep him as a player for now, he's completely untested as a hat maker.

FYP

This is why I won't associate with the posse any more.

Really sorry to hear that mate. Puts football and everything in to perspective when you hear stuff like this. Our thoughts are with you.

I’ll step up. Dazzler, you filthy skanky metal-loving cock-munching slum-dwelling sister-fucking scumbag tramp. You’re a fucking disappointment to your family and I hope you die a horrible death.

“Ahh yes, The Tractor Boys, isn’t it? “ “ Sir Bobby Robson, hmm? “ “ That UEFA Cup win, jumpers for goalpost, hmm?” “ Mick Mills, Paul Mariner, isn’t it? “ “ The Toons will , as they say up there, fuckin’ howk them. 5-0, isn’t it? “

Aye, the little cunt strode down the drive at half 6 this morning like nothing happened Luckily, my lass was looking out the window at the time and clocked him. She opened the front door and he darted back in. I’ve got a feeling that he was just over the road, either under one of the cars that hadn’t moved in two days or bunkered into someone’s overgrown garden. He’s spot on though. He was obviously anxious since he darted right in and then when he seen me, he sprinted at me for a head scratch. He’s had his tea and now he’s been asleep since half 7. We haven’t slept a wink so I’ve just had 4 hours there and managed to get a half day in to start later. The other cat is still a bit skitzy with him but she probably just needs to sniff his arse a couple of more times. To say I’m relieved is an understatement

Have the mackems retired Diallo’s shirt number yet?

Works fine for me, mate.

Here goes the so-called accountant avoiding answering Leazes simple question all over again.

drag racing?

I think Bobby was a bit too old for that at the time, he'd have put his back out.

You’re a fucking middle aged man posing as a young lass you weird cunt. You’ll be on a register in 6 months and have your access to the internet revoked.

"Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'ASM'."

The most epic story of the year so far.

That second one is the old maritime signal flag for send bandages.

Don't worry about the next match thread, lads. I think I can handle it.

It should go without saying that we, and the club shouldn't take any notice of noise online. People generally are fucking morons and the super moronic are the most vocal online. Fuck them all.

"WHY'S IT NEVER US CELEBRAYUTUN?!" Because you stink.

Having sat with my dad at home while he died of bowel cancer, and we couldn’t get help from a macmillan nurse or a district nurse because they were too busy, giving him the legally allowed amount of morphine to help him sleep, having the medicine in the house that would have ended him but couldn’t legally give him it. This is a fucking triumph, fuck everyone who voted against it. Sit with someone who is in immense pain with no way out and all they have to come is a painful and undignified death then come and talk to me. Cunts.

Just in case Tdansmith is reading, Alex is not saying you have to get off Toontastic, stay off it, and ignore it completely.

CLASSIC 'Hold me back, hold me back' vibes from Gemmill.

There goes the season.

The Toontastic Christmas piss up:

Tough break for @ewerk. I'm sure the clipboard act will go down a treat in prison.

So, what you’re saying is that you like a bit of cock now and again?

BTW, fuck the doubters here. After Liverpool we were superb, Eddie was deified again. We lost today and certain posters want him out. Against a team who have won 8/9 of their home games this season. It's ridiculous, it is 100% mackemesque. Fucking just stop it man.

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It is done.