wykikitoon 20112 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Right odd question like, but thats nothing new on here. We are like a family at the end of the day How many sheets of shit roll do you use to wipe? I use quite a lot tbh and I was wondering if I was odd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 It's varies depending on the dump tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Everyone uses a lot I think. I'd also like to know, what do people use if they've run out? Yellow Pages? Newpaper? An old sock? A dish cloth? The toilet brush? A full shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 I use an excessive amount, this entire place stank of sewage today when they had to get a truck out to pump out a blockage. I wonder if there's a link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Everyone uses a lot I think. I'd also like to know, what do people use if they've run out? Yellow Pages? Newpaper? An old sock? A dish cloth? The toilet brush? A full shower? 192626[/snapback] I've done that, very long time ago. Just keep shit loads of it around now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 I've used kitchen roll before. I tend to keep well stocked up though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 My brother once used Bounce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Ive got my crevice wiping off to a fine art. whilst sitting on the crapper - i hold the toilet roll in my left hand. with my right hand i tear off 1 'sheet' at a time and make a nice neat pile on my right thigh. i then, using a single sheet at a time, proceed to wipe my undercarriage from the front. this enables me to inspect the soiled sheets and to determine how much, if any, further wiping is needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 In general I'll rip off 4 squares first, fold them on themselves then repeat once. Then I'll rip off 2 squares, fold and repeat until no more skid marks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 wipe my undercarriage from the front.192634[/snapback] Splitarse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 My brother once used Bounce. 192633[/snapback] Oooh, me piles just winced. I don't tear off sheets, I just "roll" it around my hand a couple of times and then tear, and use that. Was it on here that someone posted about how Americans bunch instead of folding? Creepier than the Christian Right tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9761 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Another shit topic tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20112 Posted September 4, 2006 Author Share Posted September 4, 2006 I always shove a bit down the loo fisrt to avoid splash back. Is your work the same as mine? I try to make as little noise as possible, but some blokes just aint botherd and make tonnes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20112 Posted September 4, 2006 Author Share Posted September 4, 2006 My brother once used Bounce. 192633[/snapback] Oooh, me piles just winced. I don't tear off sheets, I just "roll" it around my hand a couple of times and then tear, and use that. Was it on here that someone posted about how Americans bunch instead of folding? Creepier than the Christian Right tbh. 192639[/snapback] I use that method Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 My brother once used Bounce. 192633[/snapback] Oooh, me piles just winced. I don't tear off sheets, I just "roll" it around my hand a couple of times and then tear, and use that. Was it on here that someone posted about how Americans bunch instead of folding? Creepier than the Christian Right tbh. 192639[/snapback] I use that method 192649[/snapback] Yeah i don't tear of individual sheets, just get a good amount rolled and then tear. Nobody here use the Arnie Rimmer method: 3 sheets, 1 up, 1 down and 1 to polish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6581 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 I'm too much of a gentleman to get involved in this topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Everyone uses a lot I think. I'd also like to know, what do people use if they've run out? Yellow Pages? Newpaper? An old sock? A dish cloth? The toilet brush? A full shower? 192626[/snapback] extremely rare i'd run out but i'd use wet wipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Have been known to use a damp sponge in tmes of need, quite nice actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 ffs, anyone who uses one sheet at a time to wipe their arse, might as well just use their hand !!! I went to a bbq at my cousins house this summer and was shocked to see in their toilet, neatly cut out squares of newspaper piled by the pan, i then confronted him about his cheap hearted attitude to purchasing "skid-sheet" when he informed me that it was infact his Sudoku puzzle cuttings and the roll was on the top of the cistern ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Yeah i don't tear of individual sheets, just get a good amount rolled and then tear. Nobody here use the Arnie Rimmer method: 3 sheets, 1 up, 1 down and 1 to polish! 192675[/snapback] I took the opportunity to monitor my technique earlier on, three "wraps" of the hand, and tear, gets about 4-5 squares each time. I'll usually wipe and double each time, depending on how messy things are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Yeah i don't tear of individual sheets, just get a good amount rolled and then tear. Nobody here use the Arnie Rimmer method: 3 sheets, 1 up, 1 down and 1 to polish! 192675[/snapback] I took the opportunity to monitor my technique earlier on, three "wraps" of the hand, and tear, gets about 4-5 squares each time. I'll usually wipe and double each time, depending on how messy things are. 192705[/snapback] So did I Take loo roll in right hand, hold the end with left, then wrap right hand round left hand 6 times, snap off then put the paper in, and wipe with my right hand. Ive checked my technique twice and my arse must be huge compared to you lot as I counted 14 sheets one time, and 16 another. The above technique is used regardless of if its front bum wipe or a or back bum wipe and I also wipe then double up, and if I ever run out of loo roll then I use Bounty or makeup wipes. We are such a sharing lot this eve, I feel like a bit of a hippy now, group hug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Yeah i don't tear of individual sheets, just get a good amount rolled and then tear. Nobody here use the Arnie Rimmer method: 3 sheets, 1 up, 1 down and 1 to polish! 192675[/snapback] I took the opportunity to monitor my technique earlier on, three "wraps" of the hand, and tear, gets about 4-5 squares each time. I'll usually wipe and double each time, depending on how messy things are. 192705[/snapback] So did I Take loo roll in right hand, hold the end with left, then wrap right hand round left hand 6 times, snap off then put the paper in, and wipe with my right hand. Ive checked my technique twice and my arse must be huge compared to you lot as I counted 14 sheets one time, and 16 another. The above technique is used regardless of if its front bum wipe or a or back bum wipe and I also wipe then double up, and if I ever run out of loo roll then I use Bounty or makeup wipes. We are such a sharing lot this eve, I feel like a bit of a hippy now, group hug 192759[/snapback] As long as youve washed your hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 To be honest I've just never understood how people could wipe while still sitting down. Surely you have to be stood up to get the leverage to clean properly? I was aghast when I discovered that some people didn't stand up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20112 Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 To be honest I've just never understood how people could wipe while still sitting down. Surely you have to be stood up to get the leverage to clean properly? I was aghast when I discovered that some people didn't stand up. 192812[/snapback] Yeh I always stand up and have a good inspection of everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 To be honest I've just never understood how people could wipe while still sitting down. Surely you have to be stood up to get the leverage to clean properly? I was aghast when I discovered that some people didn't stand up. 192812[/snapback] Yeh I always stand up and have a good inspection of everything 192927[/snapback] Strategically placed mirror and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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