Happy Face 29 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 (edited) March 2011Stevie· Turnover will be at least £95m this season without any doubt, the profit will be between £8m and £15m [Turnover was 88.4m, Profit was £32m.]May 2011Christmas Tree· Spurs are finished. They are on the way down with no CL money. They'll finish below us next season.· Barton wont play for us again [barton played against Arsenal on the opening day.]Dr Gloom· Pardew sacked before christmas after a holocaust of a start to the season.Fish· 15th @ Xmas· 13th @ final dayHappy Face· Pardew won't be sacked this season. Irrespective of performance.Jamie_Gordon· BEN ARFA will be number 10 next seasonTiote's Nutz· We will spend 20mil plus in the summer window [£300k]June 2011@YourService· A foreigner will wear the No.9 shirt. [Demba Cisse]· We'll finish 7thAlex· We'll finish 13thAngry Steve· Dan Gosling will not play more than 90 mins (total) of competitive football for the first team before Halloween. [Took until December]Ant· We'll finish 13th· We won’t sign any single player for a double figure transfer fee as long as Ashley is here.Chez· We'll have a better playing staff at the start of next season. It was agreed we did.CleeToonFan· We'll finish 9th & 10th· We will beat Sunderland twice next season without letting in a single goal [Won one, drew one, conceded one]Deano· We'll finish 7thEwerk· We'll finish 8thFish· We'll finish 10thGejon· I will eat my own bollocks if Nolan signs for West Ham this summer [Nolan Signed]Happy Face· We won't finish any higher than we did in 10/11 in 11/12LeazesMag· We won't finish any higher than we did in 10/11 under Mike AshleyStevie· We'll finish 7th· Chelsea will win the league by at least 6 points.· Newcastle will sign someone like Woodgate but not necessarily him, but over 30 as back up before 1/9/11· Argentina will win every game they play in the Copa America in 90 minutes [Won 1 out of 4]· We'll have signed 8 players by 1/9/11. [Cabaye, Ba, Marveaux, Abeid, Obertan, Santon, Elliot]· When this window closes Nile Ranger will be at a club within 50 miles of London, possibly someone like Brighton or Watford, and in the near future will fall foul of the law. [still at Newcastle when the window closed, but been in the naughty chair for bruising some fella's chin]· Mackems will beat us at SOS in August. [We won one nil]Papa Lazaru· We won't be relegated· We'll have a better home record than last season (more points/more wins) 10/11 - P19 W6 D8 L5 - 26Pts 11/12 - P15 W8 D5 L2 - 29Pts · We won't win more games away than last season 10/11 - P19 W5 D5 L9 - 20Pts 11/12 - P15 W6 D3 L6 - 21Pts · At least one of the new singings will be injured pre-season and miss the big kick off [ben Arfa was unavailable for selection on the opening day].· Not including Neil Taylor we will sign at least two more players that aren't free [Obertan and Santon].PaulR9· Nolan has agreed a deal to join West Ham [He signed on 16/06]Peasepud· If we spend over £10m on one player I'll run round the Strawberry naked [we didn't]· Bottom 3 by ChristmasSnakehips· We'll finish 18thTiote's Nutz· We'll finish 7th· We’ll win the FA CupJuly 2011Ayatollah Hermione· If Sunderland beat us at the SOL this year, I'll get that new awful home top with Ameobi 23 on the back of it. [We won one nil]Christmas Tree· Joey Barton to be Captain [Coloccini]· There will be lots of transfer activity this week. [Nobody was signed]Ewerk· I predict we will sign one £10m+ player in this transfer window. [We never]JawD· We wont spend the £35M on players, including wages or not (not taking into account outgoing players as well)Jusoda Kid· We'll be lucky to spend ten million of the AC moneySammynb· More than one of Enrique, Tiote, Colo or Jonas will be sold within 12 months.· At least one resulting in "too late to find a replacement" and "an offer to good to turn down" statements.StoneColdStephenIreland· Whoever gets appointed captain at the start of the season (Coloccini) to be sold by September 1st.TicTacWoe· Wenger's last season as Arsenal manager.August 2011Ant· if we don't sign a decent striker by the end of the window we will score 25 or less by Christmas [scored 23]Cunterhead· From October we will never be in the top ten all season. [Never out the top 7]JonTheMag· Cabaye will have at least 7 assists· We won't have a single player score more than 10 goals [ba]· Ben Arfa will make less than 15 league appearances.· Nile Ranger will spend some time this season at another club, either on loan or as a transfer.· By the end of the season, at least half of our starting 11 will speak French [Cabaye, Tiote, Ben Arfa, Obertan, Ba, Marveaux, Cisse]· We will make it to the semi-finals of a Cup.· Lovenkrands and Best will be our starting forwards for at least one league game.· Vuckic, Ferguson, and Sammy Ameobi will score their first Premier League goals for us this season. Ranger will not.Kitman· Pardoo will be gone by xmas.ToonMarshy· Barton joining Nolan at West Ham before the end of this window Close [QPR]StoneColdStephenIreland· Barton to be gone by the end of the transfer window· sign no players before the upcoming Mackem gameOctober 2011Happy Face· I would predict a poor season for Liverpool, but I can't see anyone outside the top 6 being less poor. [NUFC & EFC]Toonotl· We'll finish 7thNovember 2011Ken· Every "el classico" beginning from the 2012-13 season will have a kick-off time before midday.January 2012Christmas Tree· We will qualify for Europe· We will get to Wembley Out of both cups· We will sign two players this window [Cisse]· We will sell no one this window.· Ben Arfa will be gone by September 1stEwerk· I'm willing to go out on a limb and predict that we will not lose any major players during the January transfer window.Stevie· Tiote is away, every time I've come up with a piece of ITK I've been right, all I'm saying is he's going to Chelsea in June for £23mFebruary 2012Brock Manson· Vuckic will have started 20 games for us in one whole season by the time he's 22Happy Face· Neither Shane Ferguson, Haris Vuckic or Sammy Ameobi will start 20 games in a season at NUFC.April 2012JawD· We wont get in the CL but will get in the EL· We will sell one of our big players in the summer· We will invest in the squad with new players coming in for the first team· More new players will come in than starting 11 players go out (So I dont include Smith, Lovenkrands, Ranger as outgoings)· We will sign a Centre half, full back and midfielder at least.· Krul will not be sold this summerChristmas Tree· We will qualify for the Champions League· Shane will score before the end of the season· Season ticket holders will get free entry to the first European tie of next season· We will win the FA Cup next season· Tiote, Ba and Krul will move on· Overall, the squad will be stronger again next seasonThe Fish· Europa League· Sign 2-3 1st team players· Sign 2-3 "developmental squad" players· Squad players will be moved on (Raylor, Perch, Forster)· Guthrie will go· Simpson will stay· We won't finish as high next season· CT will fall in love with another young player without that much to go on and call for whichever first team player occupies that position to make way for "Little xxxxx"BenarPHa· Man city will offer tevez + Adam Johnson + 10mil for papiss cisse! June 2012Andrew· Ba won't leave this summerEwerk· No first teamer will leave this summerCleeeToonFan· None of our summer signings will have played in England before. Christmas Tree· "Shane" will score· We will sign two players this week (25th)· We WILL win the FA Cup· Mike Ashley will go a full season without upsetting the fans.· We will finish top six. Fish· This League Season won't be as good as last (less goals, more conceded, fewer points)· We'll finish top half but out of Europe· We'll get to a domestic cup final· we'll win a trophy· Ba will go· HBA, Cisse or Cabaye will suffer a bad injury, keeping them out for months.· we'll finish above sunderlandADP· We will sign an English player.· We will get to a final· We will finish above Liverpool again· We will sell at least one of Tiote/Cabaye/Ba· We will win one and lose one against the unwashed (bad feeling is all!)· Tottenham will replace Liverpool and become the media's whipping boys· Chelsea will finish either first or second· We will finish top 8 Ayatollah Hermione· We won't win a trophy even if we become a solid top 4 team in the next 5 yearsDr Gloom· Ba and Tiote will be sold· Cisse will score over 20 premier league goals· Ben Arfa will publicly fall out with Pardew· We will finish 7th· We won't win a trophy· We will sign an obscure foreign player that turns out to be a player of the season contender· Mike Ashley will do something henious enough to turn us off him again just as it looks like he might have won over the majority of the support July 2012Mcfaul· 7th at best for Spurs this year Edited March 31, 2014 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7069 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Top work HF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 I'll edit the OP every time I see an outlandish prediction made by someone. Christmas Tree 29/05/11 - Spurs are finished. They are on the way down with no CL money. They'll finish below us next season. I have a feeling these sort of comments by CT will go on for a while yet, or until September anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10685 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 How is this different to the thread i started? It was set up to keep track of these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 29, 2011 Author Share Posted May 29, 2011 How is this different to the thread i started? It was set up to keep track of these things. Thought yours was a hindsight thing for people to brag. This is a check & balance so people stop talking shite. Happy for you to incorporate it into the OP of your thread if you wanna though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Puppy face is always stealing ideas innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 29, 2011 Author Share Posted May 29, 2011 Puppy face is always stealing ideas innit. That's particularly hurtful coming from the man who starts "Parky's film/album of the year" threads EVERY year when there's already a generic one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Puppy face is always stealing ideas innit. That's particularly hurtful coming from the man who starts "Parky's film/album of the year" threads EVERY year when there's already a generic one. I don't do generics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 I dont think the summer will be as bad as people are fearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10685 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Barton - gone Enrique - gone 15th @ Xmas 13th @ final day no real progression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21801 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 pardew sacked before christmas after a holocaust of a start to the season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 A good thread this to my way of thinking, puppy face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4679 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 I'll edit the OP every time I see an outlandish prediction made by someone. Christmas Tree 29/05/11 - Spurs are finished. They are on the way down with no CL money. They'll finish below us next season. Jamie_Gordon 25/05/11 - BEN ARFA will be number 10 next season I only get one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4679 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 I'll edit the OP every time I see an outlandish prediction made by someone. Christmas Tree 29/05/11 - Spurs are finished. They are on the way down with no CL money. They'll finish below us next season. I have a feeling these sort of comments by CT will go on for a while yet, or until September anyway. They've been going on since 2008. First of all Laughed until they become fact. Whether its Hughton being the best man for the job or Barton being player of the season or Ferguson being a great talent. Laughed at, ridiculed, then silently admired for having such vision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4679 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 I dont think the summer will be as bad as people are fearing. Getaway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7069 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 HF can you put 'silently admired' up there please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 HF can you put 'silently admired' up there please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 4, 2011 Author Share Posted June 4, 2011 bump Has a prediction come to pass or failed? Or is there one you think deserves to go in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 bump Has a prediction come to pass or failed? Or is there one you think deserves to go in. http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...mp;#entry916009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 bump Has a prediction come to pass or failed? Or is there one you think deserves to go in. http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...mp;#entry916009 Added both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 We will beat Sunderland twice next season without letting in a single goal. I believe that, may as well whack that up there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 ccourse we will beat those scumberland shit holes next season we will thrash em at st james Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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