Renton 22343 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Read this with a Mexican accent!! Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet". "Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee". So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat youcan imagine!! "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree". "Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don't forget" "Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree". And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. "Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree" "Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?" " Pepe...ees not a bacon tree.... Ees......... Ees..... Ees..... Ees..... Ees, a Ham Bush" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9994 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Yep, two Mexicans in the desert speaking to each other in English with a Mexican accent. This joke really is shintonistic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46961 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Yep, two Mexicans in the desert speaking to each other in English with a Mexican accent. This joke really is shintonistic... Not to mention fucking ancient. Get back in your box, Renton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22343 Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 Yep, two Mexicans in the desert speaking to each other in English with a Mexican accent. This joke really is shintonistic... A German doesn't find a joke funny and analyses it to death. Well I never. I laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22343 Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 Yep, two Mexicans in the desert speaking to each other in English with a Mexican accent. This joke really is shintonistic... Not to mention fucking ancient. Get back in your box, Renton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I thought it was quite canny to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Geordie 1 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Couldn't help but read it in my head with a french accent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I laughed. The joke worlds equivalent of being told by Fat Fred that your jobs safe . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Older than the older than Rob W joke tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Bring back Shinton... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Bring back Shinton... noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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