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  1. Eddie's Glorious Champions League-bound Mags vs De Zerbi's Stuttering South Coast Soft Shites 1 2 3 4 32

    Premier League, 18.05.23 19:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 781 replies
    • 28.6k views

  2. Howe's It Gan Pet v Captain Scarlet wannabe, Playmobil Fam, Blood, Ya Get Me? 1 2 3 4 19

    SJP - Monday 16th 20:00 - Sky Sports
    By wykikitoon,
    • 462 replies
    • 15.8k views

  3. Siem De Jong 1 2 3 4 19

    By Barney,   
    • 451 replies
    • 31.5k views

  4. Who do you want to be relegated? 1 2 3 4

    And who do you think will go down?
    By Zathras,
    • 83 replies
    • 4.3k views

  5. Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h. 1 2 3 4 25

    Could this finally be the game Sven Adult Botman gets his goal?
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 610 replies
    • 21.8k views

  6. So, what does everyone think of xG - good or bad? 1 2 3

    By Dr Gloom,
    • 65 replies
    • 3.7k views

  7. Newcastle United Women 1 2 3 4 5

    The Lady Mags Thread
    By Tom,
    • 112 replies
    • 5.8k views

  8. Howe’s Hawker Hurricane Goal Machines vs. Selles’ Sputtering Spitfire Spunkbubbles. 1 2 3 4 14

    St James’es’ Park Sunday 30th April 14:00.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 345 replies
    • 10.5k views

  9. Dyche’s Desperate Dirtbags vs. Howe’s “We Only Need 45 Minutes” Dibnah Demolition Doyens. Thu, 27 Apr 19:45 1 2 3 4 24

    Could this finally be the year CT gets the hang of this football lark?
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 590 replies
    • 20.7k views

  10. Eddie’s Rampant ThrobbingCocks vs Some Part-timers Headless Chickens… 1 2 3 4 20

    Sunday 23 April. St James’es Park. 14:00h
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 485 replies
    • 18k views

  11. Souness is THE MAN! 1 2 3 4 7

    By Gemmill,
    • 153 replies
    • 7k views

  12. Unai "Nee Baals" Emery's Beige Renaissance vs Eddie "Baals in a Wheelbarrow" Howe's UNSTOPPABLE Lunchtime Mags 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 15.04.23 12:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 413 replies
    • 23.6k views

  13. NUW - 24,000 at yesterday's 6-1 win over Bradford City

    By scoobos,
    • 2 replies
    • 252 views

  14. Longhaired Tommy Spankbank's Big Betting Brentford vs Eddie Howe's UNDENIABLE Hammer-Smashing Mags 1 2 3 4 16

    Premier League, 08.04.23 15:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 398 replies
    • 12.7k views

  15. Pundits & Ex Players who can Fuck right off 1 2 3 4 6

    Mike Ashley is a business man, the fans expect too much.
    By Tom,
    • 126 replies
    • 6k views

  16. David Moyes's Bubble-Blowing Bellwhiffs vs Eddie Howe's RELENTLESS Slaphead-Slaying Mags 1 2 3 4 20

    Premier League, 05.04.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 499 replies
    • 15.7k views

  17. Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team 1 2 3 4 25

    Premier League, 02.04.23 16:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 613 replies
    • 19.7k views

  18. Athleticism v technical ability - which is more important?

    By Dr Gloom,
    • 13 replies
    • 815 views

  19. Should we ban all talk of xG with fines of charity contributions to offenders?

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 21 replies
    • 1.3k views

  20. Rangers v Newcastle 1 2 3 4

    By McFaul ,
    • 84 replies
    • 9.6k views

  21. Mike Ashley -- Irrelevant Cunt 1 2 3 4 296

    By Christmas Tree ,   
    • 7.4k replies
    • 545.1k views

  22. your first away game..... can you find a video? 1 2 3

    By thebrokendoll,
    • 52 replies
    • 2.8k views

  23. Squinty Steve's Surplus Signings vs Sexy Eddie's "Let's Start This Weekend Off Right" Hotties 1 2 3 4 29

    Premier League, 17.03.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 700 replies
    • 21.3k views

  24. GAZUMPED, y'fuckas!! 1 2 3

    By Howmanheyman,
    • 51 replies
    • 5k views

  25. 104 in 39.

    WC26.
    By ohhh_yeah,   
    • 13 replies
    • 785 views

  26. n.u.s.t., is there any point in them? 1 2 3

    By thebrokendoll,
    • 64 replies
    • 3.9k views

  27. Eddie’s title chasers against some league one outfit from Yorkshire 1 2 3 4 25

    Saturday at 6pm. Beeb champing for a giant killing
    By Dr Gloom,
    • 622 replies
    • 19.7k views

  28. The Return of Eddie Howe's Shithousing, High Pressing Fucking NETBUSTERS vs Lopetegui's Lupine Logmunchers 1 2 3 4 18

    Premier League, 12.03.23 16:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 440 replies
    • 16.2k views

  29. True Faith & Bullies from the Tyne 1 2 3 4 17

    By wykikitoon,
    • 423 replies
    • 22.9k views

  30. Pep's not plastic club from Manchester versus Eddie's wounded League Cup xG winners (+ Fish) 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League 12:30 Saturday 4th March
    By Toonpack,
    • 407 replies
    • 13.6k views

  31. Wor Eddie's Fuck The Draw Bastards v Eriks Schmoking the Pancake School Meal Wankers - AKA The League Cup Final + Gemmill Loves Excel 1 2 3 4 38

    Sunday 26h Feb - 16:30 - Sky Sports
    By wykikitoon,
    • 935 replies
    • 35.1k views

  32. Where’s good to park in North London!? 1 2 3 4 8

    The Wembley Warm up Thread™️
    By Tom,
    • 197 replies
    • 7.8k views

  33. o'neil's salubrious playground of the dorset uber wealthy v howe's scally infested coop of decapitated fowl 1 2 3 4 17

    clinging on to top 4 by a midge's dick....
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 411 replies
    • 15.7k views

  34. Toontastic Patreon Charity Donation 2022

    and the winner is....
    By Tom,
    • 18 replies
    • 1.8k views

  35. happy howe's masters of the early goal, wembley bound warriors v misery moyesy's relegation haunted , olympic stadium squatters 1 2 3 4 15

    the race for the top 4 goes on
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 361 replies
    • 11.4k views

  36. Have you seen this?!!! 1 2

    Newcastle United 1918 - 1924 Away Shirt
    By ShirtBrigadeLtd,
    • 45 replies
    • 2.5k views

  37. howe's rabblement of lawless, scattershot, buccaneers v jones' congregation of well educated south coast gentry. 1 2 3 4 19

    one step from wembley
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 460 replies
    • 16.1k views

  38. Jonjo Shelvey 1 2 3 4 9

    By Tooj,
    • 205 replies
    • 18.3k views

  39. nathan jone's flock of rather nervous hampshire sheep v eddie howe's brokendollless swashbuckling semi-finalists. 1 2 3 4 29

    semi final of a major cup competition.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 702 replies
    • 20.6k views

  40. NUFC Shithousery of the Week - Southampton (A)

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 13 replies
    • 1k views
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