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  1. NUW - 24,000 at yesterday's 6-1 win over Bradford City

    By scoobos,
    • 2 replies
    • 245 views

  2. Longhaired Tommy Spankbank's Big Betting Brentford vs Eddie Howe's UNDENIABLE Hammer-Smashing Mags 1 2 3 4 16

    Premier League, 08.04.23 15:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 398 replies
    • 12.2k views

  3. Pundits & Ex Players who can Fuck right off 1 2 3 4 6

    Mike Ashley is a business man, the fans expect too much.
    By Tom,
    • 126 replies
    • 5.8k views

  4. David Moyes's Bubble-Blowing Bellwhiffs vs Eddie Howe's RELENTLESS Slaphead-Slaying Mags 1 2 3 4 20

    Premier League, 05.04.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 499 replies
    • 15.2k views

  5. Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team 1 2 3 4 25

    Premier League, 02.04.23 16:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 613 replies
    • 18.9k views

  6. Athleticism v technical ability - which is more important?

    By Dr Gloom,
    • 13 replies
    • 767 views

  7. Should we ban all talk of xG with fines of charity contributions to offenders?

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 21 replies
    • 1.2k views

  8. Rangers v Newcastle 1 2 3 4

    By McFaul ,
    • 84 replies
    • 9.5k views

  9. Mike Ashley -- Irrelevant Cunt 1 2 3 4 296

    By Christmas Tree ,   
    • 7.4k replies
    • 537.9k views

  10. Chris Wood 1 2 3 4 13

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 318 replies
    • 15.8k views

  11. your first away game..... can you find a video? 1 2 3

    By thebrokendoll,
    • 52 replies
    • 2.7k views

  12. Squinty Steve's Surplus Signings vs Sexy Eddie's "Let's Start This Weekend Off Right" Hotties 1 2 3 4 29

    Premier League, 17.03.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 700 replies
    • 20.6k views

  13. GAZUMPED, y'fuckas!! 1 2 3

    By Howmanheyman,
    • 51 replies
    • 5k views

  14. 104 in 39.

    WC26.
    By ohhh_yeah,   
    • 13 replies
    • 758 views

  15. n.u.s.t., is there any point in them? 1 2 3

    By thebrokendoll,
    • 64 replies
    • 3.8k views

  16. Eddie’s title chasers against some league one outfit from Yorkshire 1 2 3 4 25

    Saturday at 6pm. Beeb champing for a giant killing
    By Dr Gloom,
    • 622 replies
    • 18.8k views

  17. The Return of Eddie Howe's Shithousing, High Pressing Fucking NETBUSTERS vs Lopetegui's Lupine Logmunchers 1 2 3 4 18

    Premier League, 12.03.23 16:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 440 replies
    • 15.5k views

  18. True Faith & Bullies from the Tyne 1 2 3 4 17

    By wykikitoon,
    • 423 replies
    • 22.3k views

  19. Pep's not plastic club from Manchester versus Eddie's wounded League Cup xG winners (+ Fish) 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League 12:30 Saturday 4th March
    By Toonpack,
    • 407 replies
    • 13k views

  20. Wor Eddie's Fuck The Draw Bastards v Eriks Schmoking the Pancake School Meal Wankers - AKA The League Cup Final + Gemmill Loves Excel 1 2 3 4 38

    Sunday 26h Feb - 16:30 - Sky Sports
    By wykikitoon,
    • 935 replies
    • 33.7k views

  21. Where’s good to park in North London!? 1 2 3 4 8

    The Wembley Warm up Thread™️
    By Tom,
    • 197 replies
    • 7.5k views

  22. o'neil's salubrious playground of the dorset uber wealthy v howe's scally infested coop of decapitated fowl 1 2 3 4 17

    clinging on to top 4 by a midge's dick....
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 411 replies
    • 14.5k views

  23. Toontastic Patreon Charity Donation 2022

    and the winner is....
    By Tom,
    • 18 replies
    • 1.8k views

  24. happy howe's masters of the early goal, wembley bound warriors v misery moyesy's relegation haunted , olympic stadium squatters 1 2 3 4 15

    the race for the top 4 goes on
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 361 replies
    • 10.8k views

  25. Have you seen this?!!! 1 2

    Newcastle United 1918 - 1924 Away Shirt
    By ShirtBrigadeLtd,
    • 45 replies
    • 2.4k views

  26. howe's rabblement of lawless, scattershot, buccaneers v jones' congregation of well educated south coast gentry. 1 2 3 4 19

    one step from wembley
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 460 replies
    • 13.9k views

  27. Jonjo Shelvey 1 2 3 4 9

    By Tooj,
    • 205 replies
    • 18.1k views

  28. nathan jone's flock of rather nervous hampshire sheep v eddie howe's brokendollless swashbuckling semi-finalists. 1 2 3 4 29

    semi final of a major cup competition.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 702 replies
    • 19.8k views

  29. NUFC Shithousery of the Week - Southampton (A)

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 13 replies
    • 998 views

  30. NUFC Shithousery of the Week - Fulham (H) 1 2

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 26 replies
    • 1.5k views

  31. pATRICK vIEIRA'S cROYDON cockney wannabees v eDDIE hOWE'S slightly goal shy gEORDIE heroes. 1 2 3 4 14

    premier league shenanigans.(again)
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 328 replies
    • 11k views

  32. howe with dan burn's funky disco moves v silva with mitrovic's fridge carrying two left feet. 1 2 3 4 15

    premier league shenanigans.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 361 replies
    • 11k views

  33. howe's team with a couple of players who should never play for us again v rodger's team with a couple of players we should nick 1 2 3 4 17

    carabao cup quarter final
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 413 replies
    • 12.6k views

  34. Arteta's long suffering jellied eels v Eddie's Stottie fuelled northern raiders (- Gemmill + Trips, massive net gain tbh) 1 2 3 4 25

    Arsenal v Newcastle United, EPL Tuesday 3rd January 19:45
    By Toonpack,
    • 615 replies
    • 19.2k views

  35. World Cup 2022 1 2 3 4 121

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 3k replies
    • 93.2k views

  36. Unai Emery for our next home game!

    By scoobos,
    • 14 replies
    • 933 views

  37. Eddie Howe + Gemmill's Gleaming Glee Club vs. Ted Lasso's Dirty Leeds 1 2 3 4 14

    Newcastle United vs. Leeds United. Premier League. 3:00 pm, Saturday 31 December 2022 @ SJP.
    By Meenzer,
    • 334 replies
    • 11.5k views

  38. Gary Speed - Rest in peace 1 2 3 4 18

    By @yourservice,
    • 445 replies
    • 42.6k views

  39. Ralph Wiggum's Double-Barrels vs. Eddie Howe's Glorious Gemmill-Gratifiers 1 2 3 4 19

    Wreck it Ralph - SACKED
    By Meenzer,
    • 468 replies
    • 14k views

  40. Eddie Howe and Gemmill's Current Hyperefficient Dreamboats vs. Eddie Howe's Former Wimpy Kids 1 2 3 4 6

    Newcastle United vs. Bournemouth. Carabao Cup Fourth Round. 7:45pm, Tuesday 20 December 2022 @ SJP.
    By Meenzer,
    • 149 replies
    • 5k views
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