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  1. Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG 1 2 3 4 30

    This is the match thread for the game which is Wednesday Night @ 2000, you lazy twats.
    By sammynb,
    • 741 replies
    • 21.8k views

  2. Champions League - Would the positives outweigh the negatives?

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 23 replies
    • 903 views

  3. Eddie and Mad Dog's Misfiring Majestic Mags v Pep's Not In Love, So Don't Forget It, It's Just A Silly Phase Citeh's Going Through 1 2 3 4 22

    This is the match thread and for you lazy twats, it's Wed 27/09 2000 kick off.
    By sammynb,
    • 549 replies
    • 16.6k views

  4. jurgen klopp..... classless cunt. 1 2 3

    By thebrokendoll,
    • 68 replies
    • 4.1k views

  5. Eddie and Mad Dog's Shot Shy Useless United v I'll Make My Final Stand, Hey... That's Why They Call Me Burnley 1 2 3 4 12

    This is the match thread and the game on Saturday @ 1500 you lazy twats.
    By sammynb,
    • 299 replies
    • 10.4k views

  6. Eddie and Mad Dog's; Lost Their Intensity, Got No Identity Black & White Army v You Fill Up My Senses, Like A Greasy Chip Butty, Blades 1 2 3 4 23

    This is the match thread, BTW Kick Off is Sunday 1630 for you lazy twats that cannot look it up.,
    By sammynb,
    • 554 replies
    • 16.4k views

  7. Demba Ba 1 2 3 4 81

    By Tooj,   
    • 2k replies
    • 130.6k views

  8. Eddie and Mad Dog's still shite but slightly better, it was only Brentford FFS, Geordie Boys v Sandro Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Sandro Use To Room On The Second Floor, Meelan 1 2 3 4 21

    Ah the fewm because there still hasn't been a mackem in Milan, here comes the B&W Army, this is the match thread
    By sammynb,
    • 515 replies
    • 16.1k views

  9. Eddie and Mad Dog's Ponderous and Clumsy Useless Shites v The Ghost of Ivan Toney's, can I get 3/1 for that, Bees 1 2 3 4 18

    This is the match thread! BTW the game has been moved to Sat 16th
    By sammynb,
    • 436 replies
    • 11.6k views

  10. We Are United 1 2 3 4 7

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 168 replies
    • 7.7k views

  11. Champions League 1 2 3 4 8

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 177 replies
    • 8.1k views

  12. Jeff Hendrick 1 2 3 4 5

    By wykikitoon,
    • 104 replies
    • 8.8k views

  13. Women's World Cup 1 2 3 4 6

    Does anyone care?
    By RobinRobin,
    • 132 replies
    • 5.7k views

  14. Eddie’s One Man Dugout Wonderboys vs. Fag Ash Lil’s Wall Pushing Disappointments. 1 2 3 4 24

    “Sorry” Juergen, you cunt. 27th Aug. SJP. 1630 KO.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 581 replies
    • 23.7k views

  15. Mario Balotelli 1 2 3 4 15

    By Tooj,
    • 370 replies
    • 29.1k views

  16. 2023/24 squad list 1 2

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 31 replies
    • 1.4k views

  17. Sir Eddie's Champion's League Prospects vs Senor Nee Baals Conference League Spunkbuckets 1 2 3 4 18

    Premier League, 12.08.23 17:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 434 replies
    • 14.3k views

  18. Wor Eddie's One Step at a Time Wankers v Media Darling South Coast Cunts 1 2 3 4 21

    Brighton v NUFC - Sat 2nd Sept 17:30
    By wykikitoon,
    • 516 replies
    • 17.8k views

  19. Good thing about the new owners

    By BigQuentin,
    • 7 replies
    • 578 views

  20. Who starts the Brighton match thread? 1 2 3

    By Dr Gloom,
    • 65 replies
    • 3k views

  21. Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems 1 2 3 4 14

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 329 replies
    • 13.4k views

  22. Respectful Pep's Arteta Squashers vs Eddie "Fanny Magnet" Howe's Rapid Challengers 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 19.08.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 402 replies
    • 14.8k views

  23. Sela Cup 1 2 3 4 7

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 158 replies
    • 6.1k views

  24. Pre Season Friendlies 1 2 3 4

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 90 replies
    • 5.2k views

  25. Other Games 22/23 1 2 3 4 209

    Time marches on relentlessly
    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 5.2k replies
    • 198.2k views

  26. allan mcgregor's haggis munching midge infested teddy bears v pif's invading penniless paupers... 1 2 3

    friendly thing
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 57 replies
    • 3.6k views

  27. Coloccini 1 2 3 4 17

    By JawD,
    • 402 replies
    • 32.9k views

  28. Banter or Hate Crime?

    Homophobic Language
    By CovJet,
    • 14 replies
    • 848 views

  29. Travel

    Looking for info on away travel
    By JawD,
    • 10 replies
    • 879 views

  30. Nicolo Barella 1 2

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 38 replies
    • 2.2k views

  31. Comparison 1 2

    By The Fish,
    • 37 replies
    • 2k views

  32. The Twitter Thread 1 2 3 4 261

    By peasepud,
    • 6.5k replies
    • 438.6k views

  33. Toontastic Fantasy Premier League 22/23 1 2

    By Andrew,
    • 39 replies
    • 6.1k views

  34. Predictions 22/23

    By wykikitoon,
    • 13 replies
    • 999 views

  35. Todd Boehlys Turgid Turtle Heads V Eddie Howe’s Swashbuckling Shithousing Champions League Qualifiers 1 2 3 4 13

    16:30 BST - Sun 28th
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 315 replies
    • 10.3k views

  36. Shola Ameobi 1 2 3 4 25

    By LeazesMag,   
    • 604 replies
    • 43.7k views

  37. The class of 22/23

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 7 replies
    • 507 views

  38. Racism in football 1 2 3 4 20

    By Toonraider,
    • 483 replies
    • 22.2k views

  39. Eddie's RELENTLESSLY Pressing Champions League-bound Mags vs Dean Smith's Soft-Centre Championship-bound Foxes 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 22.05.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 411 replies
    • 14.5k views

  40. Eddie's Glorious Champions League-bound Mags vs De Zerbi's Stuttering South Coast Soft Shites 1 2 3 4 32

    Premier League, 18.05.23 19:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 781 replies
    • 28.6k views
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