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  1. Geordie A Squad's Sexy Slayers of Manchesters Managerial Slapheads v Lego Head’s Cockney Spunk Bubble Over-Celebrators 1 2 3 4 28

    Sat 4th Nov - 17:30 GMT - Sky Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 685 replies
    • 26.1k views

  2. Señore Pioli's "Americans in the midfield" Milan vs. Meester Eddie's Iron Men XI 1 2 3 4 24

    Group stage finale
    By Zathras,
    • 576 replies
    • 18.1k views

  3. Newcastle United Vs AC Milan - Champions League Six Pointer 1 2 3 4 5

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 107 replies
    • 5.5k views

  4. Postecoglou's Kane-less "Top 4? You're Having A Laugh" Overachievers vs Eddie's Enervated Epic "Same XI As Last Time" Battlers 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League Official Match Thread - Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, Sunday December 10th, 2023, Kick Off at 16:30
    By MrBass,
    • 407 replies
    • 104k views

  5. eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts 1 2 3 4 18

    back to the premier league grind....
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 449 replies
    • 15k views

  6. gravel voiced dychey and his irritatingly resilient, bowl swirling blue shites v mellifluous eddie's heroic, decimated squad of black and white grunts. 1 2 3 4 20

    more premier league stuff again.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 476 replies
    • 20.6k views

  7. How about a nice set of draws, pet v The gnashing walls of perpetual whining and phlegm, la. 1 2 3 4 23

    NUFC v Liverpool, Sat 18 feb 5.30pm
    By trophyshy,
    • 560 replies
    • 22.7k views

  8. senor enrique's qatari bankrolled, sulking parisian wannabees v monsieur eddie's guerriers saoudiens noirs et blancs. 1 2 3 4 24

    zut alors! the big boys european stuff
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 590 replies
    • 19.6k views

  9. A manager likes them underage apparently 1 2

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 35 replies
    • 1.9k views

  10. Hatem "Number 26" Ben Arfa 1 2 3 4 89

    By loonyTOON,   
    • 2.2k replies
    • 139.5k views

  11. howe's battle weary, walking wounded but still should've done better on saturday nufc v pochettino's shit tangoing not fit for a strictly dance off, corn beef munching cockney wankers. 1 2 3 4 19

    mid table premier league game.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 473 replies
    • 16.8k views

  12. Former players - Where are they now? 1 2

    By Anorthernsoul,
    • 35 replies
    • 5.4k views

  13. Jonas Gutierrez 1 2 3 4 41

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 1k replies
    • 67.8k views

  14. Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast 1 2 3 4 19

    Bournemouth v Newcastle
    By Dr Gloom,
    • 472 replies
    • 18.2k views

  15. The Giant Black And Yellow, Banana Looking, Bratwurst Sucking Mo Fos v Eddies Pumped Up, Patched Up, Paper Thin Geordie A Squad 1 2 3 4 17

    Dortmund v Toon- Tues 7th Nov - 17:45 GMT - TNT Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 403 replies
    • 18.6k views

  16. NILE RANGER...... 1 2 3 4 5

    By jamie_gordon,
    • 102 replies
    • 10k views

  17. Targett

    By ohhh_yeah,
    • 10 replies
    • 757 views

  18. Players Who Are Worse Than Joelinton? 1 2 3 4 9

    Toon Premiership Era.
    By Ugly Mackems,
    • 216 replies
    • 14.7k views

  19. Slaphead Erik Ten Nonce’s Spawny Red VAR Devils v Sexy Eddie's Swashbuckling Geordie B Squad 1 2 3 4 19

    Revenge for Cup Final - Wed 20:15 - Sky Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 454 replies
    • 17k views

  20. Eddies Injury Ravaged European Trailblazers v Gary O’Neils Black Country Wimpy Wolves 1 2 3 4 13

    Sat 28th : 17:30 Sky sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 322 replies
    • 12.9k views

  21. Would you settle for being an Everton? 1 2 3 4 5

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 111 replies
    • 8.8k views

  22. Eddie and Mad Dog's Couldn't Score In A Brothel, Useless, One Footed Geordie Lads v Da, Da, Dortmund, Ich Lieb' Dich Nicht, Du Liebst Mich Nicht 1 2 3 4 23

    For you lazy twats this is the match thread for the Wed 25/10 @ 2000 game.
    By sammynb,
    • 559 replies
    • 15.8k views

  23. Eddie and Mad Dog's Useless, Got Caught Doubling Down, Always Bet On Black (And White) Punts v The Woy With Schlupp Is Slender, Did Pardew Say Maybe, Or Eze Not Sure. He'll Be A Woy For The Eagles 1 2 3 4 15

    This is the match thread! And thank fuck real football is back Saturday @ 1500
    By sammynb,
    • 364 replies
    • 11.5k views

  24. Eddie Howe’s Huge Sausage Mags vs Allardyce’s Pint of Gravy Yorkshire Cunts 13/05/23 12:30pm 1 2 3 4 26

    Dirty Leeds
    By strawb,
    • 633 replies
    • 24.9k views

  25. Andros Townsend 1 2 3 4 17

    By ohhh_yeah,
    • 419 replies
    • 30.2k views

  26. Chelski 1 2 3 4 21

    Fucked?
    By Rob W,
    • 503 replies
    • 22.5k views

  27. Ciaran Clark 1 2 3

    By The Fish,   
    • 66 replies
    • 7.3k views

  28. Eddie and Mad Dog's Apathetic Parisian Party Poopers v Turn It Up, Bring The Moyes (Yo, I Don't Understand Why West Ham's Playin' [With Bubbles]) 1 2 3 4 15

    This is the match thread for the game played on Sunday @ 1400 you lazy twats
    By sammynb,
    • 364 replies
    • 16.4k views

  29. Boomtime For Bundesliga

    By Tooj,
    • 24 replies
    • 2.4k views

  30. Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG 1 2 3 4 30

    This is the match thread for the game which is Wednesday Night @ 2000, you lazy twats.
    By sammynb,
    • 732 replies
    • 24.4k views

  31. Champions League - Would the positives outweigh the negatives?

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 23 replies
    • 1k views

  32. Eddie and Mad Dog's Misfiring Majestic Mags v Pep's Not In Love, So Don't Forget It, It's Just A Silly Phase Citeh's Going Through 1 2 3 4 22

    This is the match thread and for you lazy twats, it's Wed 27/09 2000 kick off.
    By sammynb,
    • 549 replies
    • 20.1k views

  33. jurgen klopp..... classless cunt. 1 2 3

    By thebrokendoll,
    • 68 replies
    • 4.5k views

  34. Eddie and Mad Dog's Shot Shy Useless United v I'll Make My Final Stand, Hey... That's Why They Call Me Burnley 1 2 3 4 12

    This is the match thread and the game on Saturday @ 1500 you lazy twats.
    By sammynb,
    • 285 replies
    • 11.3k views

  35. Eddie and Mad Dog's; Lost Their Intensity, Got No Identity Black & White Army v You Fill Up My Senses, Like A Greasy Chip Butty, Blades 1 2 3 4 22

    This is the match thread, BTW Kick Off is Sunday 1630 for you lazy twats that cannot look it up.,
    By sammynb,
    • 546 replies
    • 19.4k views

  36. Demba Ba 1 2 3 4 81

    By Tooj,   
    • 2k replies
    • 135.9k views

  37. Eddie and Mad Dog's still shite but slightly better, it was only Brentford FFS, Geordie Boys v Sandro Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Sandro Use To Room On The Second Floor, Meelan 1 2 3 4 20

    Ah the fewm because there still hasn't been a mackem in Milan, here comes the B&W Army, this is the match thread
    By sammynb,
    • 493 replies
    • 19.9k views

  38. Eddie and Mad Dog's Ponderous and Clumsy Useless Shites v The Ghost of Ivan Toney's, can I get 3/1 for that, Bees 1 2 3 4 17

    This is the match thread! BTW the game has been moved to Sat 16th
    By sammynb,
    • 421 replies
    • 13.8k views

  39. We Are United 1 2 3 4 7

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 168 replies
    • 8.4k views

  40. Champions League 1 2 3 4 8

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 175 replies
    • 8.9k views
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