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  1. Who starts the Brighton match thread? 1 2 3

    By Dr Gloom,
    • 64 replies
    • 3.3k views

  2. Eddie Howe’s Huge Sausage Mags vs Allardyce’s Pint of Gravy Yorkshire Cunts 13/05/23 12:30pm 1 2 3 4 26

    Dirty Leeds
    By strawb,
    • 633 replies
    • 24k views

  3. Who do you want to be relegated? 1 2 3 4

    And who do you think will go down?
    By Zathras,
    • 83 replies
    • 4.5k views

  4. jurgen klopp..... classless cunt. 1 2 3

    By thebrokendoll,
    • 68 replies
    • 4.4k views

  5. Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h. 1 2 3 4 25

    Could this finally be the game Sven Adult Botman gets his goal?
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 600 replies
    • 25.8k views

  6. Howe’s Hawker Hurricane Goal Machines vs. Selles’ Sputtering Spitfire Spunkbubbles. 1 2 3 4 14

    St James’es’ Park Sunday 30th April 14:00.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 330 replies
    • 12k views

  7. Dyche’s Desperate Dirtbags vs. Howe’s “We Only Need 45 Minutes” Dibnah Demolition Doyens. Thu, 27 Apr 19:45 1 2 3 4 24

    Could this finally be the year CT gets the hang of this football lark?
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 588 replies
    • 24.3k views

  8. NUW - 24,000 at yesterday's 6-1 win over Bradford City

    By scoobos,
    • 2 replies
    • 289 views

  9. Eddie’s Rampant ThrobbingCocks vs Some Part-timers Headless Chickens… 1 2 3 4 20

    Sunday 23 April. St James’es Park. 14:00h
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 475 replies
    • 20.1k views

  10. Unai "Nee Baals" Emery's Beige Renaissance vs Eddie "Baals in a Wheelbarrow" Howe's UNSTOPPABLE Lunchtime Mags 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 15.04.23 12:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 403 replies
    • 25.6k views

  11. Longhaired Tommy Spankbank's Big Betting Brentford vs Eddie Howe's UNDENIABLE Hammer-Smashing Mags 1 2 3 4 16

    Premier League, 08.04.23 15:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 391 replies
    • 13.5k views

  12. Champions League - Would the positives outweigh the negatives?

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 23 replies
    • 966 views

  13. Athleticism v technical ability - which is more important?

    By Dr Gloom,
    • 13 replies
    • 882 views

  14. David Moyes's Bubble-Blowing Bellwhiffs vs Eddie Howe's RELENTLESS Slaphead-Slaying Mags 1 2 3 4 20

    Premier League, 05.04.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 496 replies
    • 16.9k views

  15. jason tindall 1 2 3

    By thebrokendoll,
    • 74 replies
    • 3.5k views

  16. your first away game..... can you find a video? 1 2 3

    By thebrokendoll,
    • 52 replies
    • 3k views

  17. Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team 1 2 3 4 24

    Premier League, 02.04.23 16:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 593 replies
    • 21.3k views

  18. 104 in 39.

    WC26.
    By ohhh_yeah,   
    • 13 replies
    • 851 views

  19. Squinty Steve's Surplus Signings vs Sexy Eddie's "Let's Start This Weekend Off Right" Hotties 1 2 3 4 28

    Premier League, 17.03.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 697 replies
    • 22.3k views

  20. The Return of Eddie Howe's Shithousing, High Pressing Fucking NETBUSTERS vs Lopetegui's Lupine Logmunchers 1 2 3 4 18

    Premier League, 12.03.23 16:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 426 replies
    • 17.8k views

  21. So, what does everyone think of xG - good or bad? 1 2 3

    By Dr Gloom,
    • 61 replies
    • 3.9k views

  22. Should we ban all talk of xG with fines of charity contributions to offenders?

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 21 replies
    • 1.3k views

  23. Pep's not plastic club from Manchester versus Eddie's wounded League Cup xG winners (+ Fish) 1 2 3 4 16

    Premier League 12:30 Saturday 4th March
    By Toonpack,
    • 392 replies
    • 15.4k views

  24. Wor Eddie's Fuck The Draw Bastards v Eriks Schmoking the Pancake School Meal Wankers - AKA The League Cup Final + Gemmill Loves Excel 1 2 3 4 38

    Sunday 26h Feb - 16:30 - Sky Sports
    By wykikitoon,
    • 931 replies
    • 39.2k views

  25. How about a nice set of draws, pet v The gnashing walls of perpetual whining and phlegm, la. 1 2 3 4 23

    NUFC v Liverpool, Sat 18 feb 5.30pm
    By trophyshy,
    • 560 replies
    • 21.9k views

  26. o'neil's salubrious playground of the dorset uber wealthy v howe's scally infested coop of decapitated fowl 1 2 3 4 17

    clinging on to top 4 by a midge's dick....
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 407 replies
    • 16.7k views

  27. Have you seen this?!!! 1 2

    Newcastle United 1918 - 1924 Away Shirt
    By ShirtBrigadeLtd,
    • 44 replies
    • 2.7k views

  28. Where’s good to park in North London!? 1 2 3 4 8

    The Wembley Warm up Thread™️
    By Tom,
    • 197 replies
    • 8.1k views

  29. happy howe's masters of the early goal, wembley bound warriors v misery moyesy's relegation haunted , olympic stadium squatters 1 2 3 4 15

    the race for the top 4 goes on
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 356 replies
    • 12.8k views

  30. howe's rabblement of lawless, scattershot, buccaneers v jones' congregation of well educated south coast gentry. 1 2 3 4 19

    one step from wembley
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 457 replies
    • 17.9k views

  31. NUFC Shithousery of the Week - Southampton (A)

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 13 replies
    • 1.1k views

  32. Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man 1 2 3 4 46

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 1.1k replies
    • 61k views

  33. nathan jone's flock of rather nervous hampshire sheep v eddie howe's brokendollless swashbuckling semi-finalists. 1 2 3 4 28

    semi final of a major cup competition.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 699 replies
    • 22.2k views

  34. pATRICK vIEIRA'S cROYDON cockney wannabees v eDDIE hOWE'S slightly goal shy gEORDIE heroes. 1 2 3 4 14

    premier league shenanigans.(again)
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 325 replies
    • 12.5k views

  35. NUFC Shithousery of the Week - Fulham (H) 1 2

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 26 replies
    • 1.6k views

  36. howe with dan burn's funky disco moves v silva with mitrovic's fridge carrying two left feet. 1 2 3 4 15

    premier league shenanigans.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 361 replies
    • 12.3k views

  37. howe's team with a couple of players who should never play for us again v rodger's team with a couple of players we should nick 1 2 3 4 17

    carabao cup quarter final
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 413 replies
    • 14.3k views

  38. Eddie’s title chasers against some league one outfit from Yorkshire 1 2 3 4 25

    Saturday at 6pm. Beeb champing for a giant killing
    By Dr Gloom,
    • 622 replies
    • 21.7k views

  39. Arteta's long suffering jellied eels v Eddie's Stottie fuelled northern raiders (- Gemmill + Trips, massive net gain tbh) 1 2 3 4 25

    Arsenal v Newcastle United, EPL Tuesday 3rd January 19:45
    By Toonpack,
    • 615 replies
    • 22.8k views

  40. Eddie Howe + Gemmill's Gleaming Glee Club vs. Ted Lasso's Dirty Leeds 1 2 3 4 14

    Newcastle United vs. Leeds United. Premier League. 3:00 pm, Saturday 31 December 2022 @ SJP.
    By Meenzer,
    • 334 replies
    • 12.4k views

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