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Scabs vs Eddie’s Weetabix Haired Scargill Supporters. 1 2 3 4 19
Scabs vs NUFC Sat 10th Feb. Scab Ground. 17:30 KO- 462 replies
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Sir Edward of Howe’s Paggered But Awesome Beige Baiting Beauties vs Lorraine Chase. 1 2 3 4 21
NUFC v Luton Town. SJP Saturday 3rd Feb. 15:00 KO.- 511 replies
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Alfie Harrison
Superstar of The Future- 20 replies
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Oonoy Immeray’s Beige Cunts vs Lee Dixon’s Beloved Black and White Shithouses. 1 2 3 4 19
Tuesday 30th Jan. 20:15 KO. Away to beige, at beige park.- 471 replies
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Shamone Muthafucka-loving Harrods shopping Cottaging Cunts vs Eddie’s Absolutely shagged out, but still awesome Stalwarts. 1 2 3 4 18
FA cup 4th round away to Fulham. Saturday 27th Jan. KO 19:00.- 442 replies
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Fuck this shit, plastic oil CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts. 1 2 3 4 19
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Attacking uk ships- 7 replies
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Liverpool’s worst looking advert for dental care gone wrong against Eddie’s mental care patients 1 2 3 4 17
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Fuck this shit, paedo CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts. 1 2 3 4 27
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Toontastic Patreon Charity Donation 2023
Get your nominations in!- 12 replies
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Eddie Howe's Stumbling Sausages visit [checks notes] Rob Edwards' Harried Hatters 1 2 3 4 15
Saturday 23 December 2023, 3pm. No UK telly and that.- 358 replies
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Geordie A Squad's Sexy Slayers of Manchesters Managerial Slapheads v Lego Head’s Cockney Spunk Bubble Over-Celebrators 1 2 3 4 28
Sat 4th Nov - 17:30 GMT - Sky Sports- 685 replies
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Señore Pioli's "Americans in the midfield" Milan vs. Meester Eddie's Iron Men XI 1 2 3 4 24
Group stage finale- 576 replies
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Postecoglou's Kane-less "Top 4? You're Having A Laugh" Overachievers vs Eddie's Enervated Epic "Same XI As Last Time" Battlers 1 2 3 4 17
Premier League Official Match Thread - Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, Sunday December 10th, 2023, Kick Off at 16:30- 407 replies
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eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts 1 2 3 4 18
back to the premier league grind....- 449 replies
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gravel voiced dychey and his irritatingly resilient, bowl swirling blue shites v mellifluous eddie's heroic, decimated squad of black and white grunts. 1 2 3 4 20
more premier league stuff again.- 476 replies
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How about a nice set of draws, pet v The gnashing walls of perpetual whining and phlegm, la. 1 2 3 4 23
NUFC v Liverpool, Sat 18 feb 5.30pm- 560 replies
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senor enrique's qatari bankrolled, sulking parisian wannabees v monsieur eddie's guerriers saoudiens noirs et blancs. 1 2 3 4 24
zut alors! the big boys european stuff- 590 replies
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howe's battle weary, walking wounded but still should've done better on saturday nufc v pochettino's shit tangoing not fit for a strictly dance off, corn beef munching cockney wankers. 1 2 3 4 19
mid table premier league game.- 473 replies
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Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast 1 2 3 4 19
Bournemouth v Newcastle- 472 replies
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The Giant Black And Yellow, Banana Looking, Bratwurst Sucking Mo Fos v Eddies Pumped Up, Patched Up, Paper Thin Geordie A Squad 1 2 3 4 17
Dortmund v Toon- Tues 7th Nov - 17:45 GMT - TNT Sports- 403 replies
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