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  1. Scabs vs Eddie’s Weetabix Haired Scargill Supporters. 1 2 3 4 19

    Scabs vs NUFC Sat 10th Feb. Scab Ground. 17:30 KO
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 462 replies
    • 16.5k views

  2. Sir Edward of Howe’s Paggered But Awesome Beige Baiting Beauties vs Lorraine Chase. 1 2 3 4 21

    NUFC v Luton Town. SJP Saturday 3rd Feb. 15:00 KO.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 511 replies
    • 18.8k views

  3. Ferguson to retire at the end of the season - David Moyes replaces him. 1 2 3 4 9

    By Kid Dynamite,   
    • 213 replies
    • 15.1k views

  4. Alfie Harrison

    Superstar of The Future
    By Anorthernsoul,
    • 20 replies
    • 1.1k views

  5. 23/24 Prediction 1 2

    By The Fish,
    • 27 replies
    • 1.3k views

  6. Oonoy Immeray’s Beige Cunts vs Lee Dixon’s Beloved Black and White Shithouses. 1 2 3 4 19

    Tuesday 30th Jan. 20:15 KO. Away to beige, at beige park.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 471 replies
    • 13.5k views

  7. Shamone Muthafucka-loving Harrods shopping Cottaging Cunts vs Eddie’s Absolutely shagged out, but still awesome Stalwarts. 1 2 3 4 18

    FA cup 4th round away to Fulham. Saturday 27th Jan. KO 19:00.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 442 replies
    • 39k views

  8. STEVEN TAYLOR has turned down a new five-year contract 1 2 3 4 6

    By Sever07,
    • 133 replies
    • 8.2k views

  9. Adidas ditching The Toon 1 2 3 4 87

    By Guest Stevie,
    • 2.2k replies
    • 173.2k views

  10. It's KEEGAN 1 2 3 4 16

    By @yourservice,
    • 394 replies
    • 24.6k views

  11. Jamaal Lascelles and Karl Darlow 1 2 3 4 12

    By Tooj,   
    • 283 replies
    • 24k views

  12. The ongoing injuries thread 1 2 3

    By trophyshy,
    • 71 replies
    • 3.7k views

  13. Fan/supporters club inquiry 1 2

    By Zaro,
    • 29 replies
    • 1.9k views

  14. Fuck this shit, plastic oil CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts. 1 2 3 4 19

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 468 replies
    • 15.8k views

  15. Elite Defenders 1 2 3 4

    By Nefilim,
    • 79 replies
    • 2.8k views

  16. Houthie mackems

    Attacking uk ships
    By EddyRuxspin,
    • 7 replies
    • 653 views

  17. Selling a big name 1 2 3

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 68 replies
    • 2.9k views

  18. Liverpool’s worst looking advert for dental care gone wrong against Eddie’s mental care patients 1 2 3 4 17

    By Isegrim,
    • 401 replies
    • 16.2k views

  19. Fuck this shit, paedo CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts. 1 2 3 4 27

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 663 replies
    • 25.1k views

  20. Jose Mourinho 1 2 3 4

    By Nefilim,
    • 86 replies
    • 3.7k views

  21. Joey Barton 1 2 3

    By Whitey,
    • 58 replies
    • 6k views

  22. Toontastic Patreon Charity Donation 2023

    Get your nominations in!
    By Andrew,
    • 12 replies
    • 2.1k views

  23. Eddie Howe's Stumbling Sausages visit [checks notes] Rob Edwards' Harried Hatters 1 2 3 4 15

    Saturday 23 December 2023, 3pm. No UK telly and that.
    By Meenzer,
    • 358 replies
    • 13.5k views

  24. Chelsea v Newcastle United 1 2 3 4 23

    Carabao Cup, 19.12.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 560 replies
    • 17.2k views

  25. Newcastle United vs Fulham FC 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 16.12.2023 15:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 408 replies
    • 13.4k views

  26. Geordie A Squad's Sexy Slayers of Manchesters Managerial Slapheads v Lego Head’s Cockney Spunk Bubble Over-Celebrators 1 2 3 4 28

    Sat 4th Nov - 17:30 GMT - Sky Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 685 replies
    • 25.1k views

  27. Señore Pioli's "Americans in the midfield" Milan vs. Meester Eddie's Iron Men XI 1 2 3 4 24

    Group stage finale
    By Zathras,
    • 576 replies
    • 17.4k views

  28. Newcastle United Vs AC Milan - Champions League Six Pointer 1 2 3 4 5

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 107 replies
    • 5.2k views

  29. Postecoglou's Kane-less "Top 4? You're Having A Laugh" Overachievers vs Eddie's Enervated Epic "Same XI As Last Time" Battlers 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League Official Match Thread - Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, Sunday December 10th, 2023, Kick Off at 16:30
    By MrBass,
    • 407 replies
    • 103.3k views

  30. eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts 1 2 3 4 18

    back to the premier league grind....
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 449 replies
    • 14.5k views

  31. gravel voiced dychey and his irritatingly resilient, bowl swirling blue shites v mellifluous eddie's heroic, decimated squad of black and white grunts. 1 2 3 4 20

    more premier league stuff again.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 476 replies
    • 19.9k views

  32. How about a nice set of draws, pet v The gnashing walls of perpetual whining and phlegm, la. 1 2 3 4 23

    NUFC v Liverpool, Sat 18 feb 5.30pm
    By trophyshy,
    • 560 replies
    • 22k views

  33. senor enrique's qatari bankrolled, sulking parisian wannabees v monsieur eddie's guerriers saoudiens noirs et blancs. 1 2 3 4 24

    zut alors! the big boys european stuff
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 590 replies
    • 19k views

  34. A manager likes them underage apparently 1 2

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 35 replies
    • 1.8k views

  35. Hatem "Number 26" Ben Arfa 1 2 3 4 89

    By loonyTOON,   
    • 2.2k replies
    • 137.3k views

  36. howe's battle weary, walking wounded but still should've done better on saturday nufc v pochettino's shit tangoing not fit for a strictly dance off, corn beef munching cockney wankers. 1 2 3 4 19

    mid table premier league game.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 473 replies
    • 16.2k views

  37. Former players - Where are they now? 1 2

    By Anorthernsoul,
    • 35 replies
    • 5.3k views

  38. Jonas Gutierrez 1 2 3 4 41

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 1k replies
    • 66.7k views

  39. Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast 1 2 3 4 19

    Bournemouth v Newcastle
    By Dr Gloom,
    • 472 replies
    • 17.5k views

  40. The Giant Black And Yellow, Banana Looking, Bratwurst Sucking Mo Fos v Eddies Pumped Up, Patched Up, Paper Thin Geordie A Squad 1 2 3 4 17

    Dortmund v Toon- Tues 7th Nov - 17:45 GMT - TNT Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 403 replies
    • 17.8k views
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