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  1. Alfie Harrison

    Superstar of The Future
    By Anorthernsoul,
    • 21 replies
    • 997 views

  2. 23/24 Prediction 1 2

    By The Fish,
    • 28 replies
    • 1.2k views

  3. Oonoy Immeray’s Beige Cunts vs Lee Dixon’s Beloved Black and White Shithouses. 1 2 3 4 19

    Tuesday 30th Jan. 20:15 KO. Away to beige, at beige park.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 473 replies
    • 13k views

  4. Shamone Muthafucka-loving Harrods shopping Cottaging Cunts vs Eddie’s Absolutely shagged out, but still awesome Stalwarts. 1 2 3 4 18

    FA cup 4th round away to Fulham. Saturday 27th Jan. KO 19:00.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 443 replies
    • 37.8k views

  5. STEVEN TAYLOR has turned down a new five-year contract 1 2 3 4 6

    By Sever07,
    • 133 replies
    • 7.9k views

  6. Adidas ditching The Toon 1 2 3 4 87

    By Guest Stevie,
    • 2.2k replies
    • 170.6k views

  7. It's KEEGAN 1 2 3 4 16

    By @yourservice,
    • 394 replies
    • 24.2k views

  8. Jamaal Lascelles and Karl Darlow 1 2 3 4 12

    By Tooj,   
    • 284 replies
    • 23.6k views

  9. The ongoing injuries thread 1 2 3

    By trophyshy,
    • 71 replies
    • 3.5k views

  10. Fan/supporters club inquiry 1 2

    By Zaro,
    • 29 replies
    • 1.8k views

  11. Fuck this shit, plastic oil CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts. 1 2 3 4 19

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 469 replies
    • 14.4k views

  12. Elite Defenders 1 2 3 4

    By Nefilim,
    • 79 replies
    • 2.7k views

  13. Houthie mackems

    Attacking uk ships
    By EddyRuxspin,
    • 7 replies
    • 596 views

  14. Selling a big name 1 2 3

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 68 replies
    • 2.8k views

  15. Liverpool’s worst looking advert for dental care gone wrong against Eddie’s mental care patients 1 2 3 4 17

    By Isegrim,
    • 403 replies
    • 14.8k views

  16. Fuck this shit, paedo CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts. 1 2 3 4 28

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 675 replies
    • 23.9k views

  17. Jose Mourinho 1 2 3 4

    By Nefilim,
    • 86 replies
    • 3.5k views

  18. Joey Barton 1 2 3

    By Whitey,
    • 58 replies
    • 5.9k views

  19. Newcastle United vs Nottingham Forest 1 2 3 4 15

    26.12.2023 at 12:30, @St James Park
    By LongTimeAdmirer,
    • 365 replies
    • 14.6k views

  20. Toontastic Patreon Charity Donation 2023

    Get your nominations in!
    By Andrew,
    • 12 replies
    • 2k views

  21. Eddie Howe's Stumbling Sausages visit [checks notes] Rob Edwards' Harried Hatters 1 2 3 4 15

    Saturday 23 December 2023, 3pm. No UK telly and that.
    By Meenzer,
    • 362 replies
    • 12.3k views

  22. Chelsea v Newcastle United 1 2 3 4 23

    Carabao Cup, 19.12.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 561 replies
    • 16.3k views

  23. Newcastle United vs Fulham FC 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 16.12.2023 15:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 420 replies
    • 12.8k views

  24. Geordie A Squad's Sexy Slayers of Manchesters Managerial Slapheads v Lego Head’s Cockney Spunk Bubble Over-Celebrators 1 2 3 4 28

    Sat 4th Nov - 17:30 GMT - Sky Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 689 replies
    • 23.2k views

  25. Señore Pioli's "Americans in the midfield" Milan vs. Meester Eddie's Iron Men XI 1 2 3 4 24

    Group stage finale
    By Zathras,
    • 578 replies
    • 16.4k views

  26. Newcastle United Vs AC Milan - Champions League Six Pointer 1 2 3 4 5

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 108 replies
    • 4.9k views

  27. Postecoglou's Kane-less "Top 4? You're Having A Laugh" Overachievers vs Eddie's Enervated Epic "Same XI As Last Time" Battlers 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League Official Match Thread - Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, Sunday December 10th, 2023, Kick Off at 16:30
    By MrBass,
    • 413 replies
    • 101.9k views

  28. eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts 1 2 3 4 19

    back to the premier league grind....
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 466 replies
    • 13.8k views

  29. gravel voiced dychey and his irritatingly resilient, bowl swirling blue shites v mellifluous eddie's heroic, decimated squad of black and white grunts. 1 2 3 4 20

    more premier league stuff again.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 476 replies
    • 19.1k views

  30. How about a nice set of draws, pet v The gnashing walls of perpetual whining and phlegm, la. 1 2 3 4 23

    NUFC v Liverpool, Sat 18 feb 5.30pm
    By trophyshy,
    • 574 replies
    • 21.2k views

  31. senor enrique's qatari bankrolled, sulking parisian wannabees v monsieur eddie's guerriers saoudiens noirs et blancs. 1 2 3 4 24

    zut alors! the big boys european stuff
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 593 replies
    • 18k views

  32. A manager likes them underage apparently 1 2

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 35 replies
    • 1.6k views

  33. Hatem "Number 26" Ben Arfa 1 2 3 4 89

    By loonyTOON,   
    • 2.2k replies
    • 134.9k views

  34. howe's battle weary, walking wounded but still should've done better on saturday nufc v pochettino's shit tangoing not fit for a strictly dance off, corn beef munching cockney wankers. 1 2 3 4 20

    mid table premier league game.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 482 replies
    • 15k views

  35. Former players - Where are they now? 1 2

    By Anorthernsoul,
    • 35 replies
    • 5.2k views

  36. Jonas Gutierrez 1 2 3 4 41

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 1k replies
    • 65.7k views

  37. Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast 1 2 3 4 20

    Bournemouth v Newcastle
    By Dr Gloom,
    • 479 replies
    • 16.2k views

  38. The Giant Black And Yellow, Banana Looking, Bratwurst Sucking Mo Fos v Eddies Pumped Up, Patched Up, Paper Thin Geordie A Squad 1 2 3 4 17

    Dortmund v Toon- Tues 7th Nov - 17:45 GMT - TNT Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 405 replies
    • 16.3k views

  39. NILE RANGER...... 1 2 3 4 5

    By jamie_gordon,
    • 102 replies
    • 9.7k views

  40. Targett

    By ohhh_yeah,
    • 10 replies
    • 690 views
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