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  1. Fuck this shit, paedo CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts. 1 2 3 4 28

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 675 replies
    • 22.9k views

  2. Jose Mourinho 1 2 3 4

    By Nefilim,
    • 86 replies
    • 3.4k views

  3. Joey Barton 1 2 3

    By Whitey,
    • 58 replies
    • 5.9k views

  4. Newcastle United vs Nottingham Forest 1 2 3 4 15

    26.12.2023 at 12:30, @St James Park
    By LongTimeAdmirer,
    • 365 replies
    • 14.1k views

  5. Toontastic Patreon Charity Donation 2023

    Get your nominations in!
    By Andrew,
    • 12 replies
    • 2k views

  6. Eddie Howe's Stumbling Sausages visit [checks notes] Rob Edwards' Harried Hatters 1 2 3 4 15

    Saturday 23 December 2023, 3pm. No UK telly and that.
    By Meenzer,
    • 362 replies
    • 11.6k views

  7. Chelsea v Newcastle United 1 2 3 4 23

    Carabao Cup, 19.12.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 561 replies
    • 15.8k views

  8. Newcastle United vs Fulham FC 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 16.12.2023 15:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 420 replies
    • 12.2k views

  9. Geordie A Squad's Sexy Slayers of Manchesters Managerial Slapheads v Lego Head’s Cockney Spunk Bubble Over-Celebrators 1 2 3 4 28

    Sat 4th Nov - 17:30 GMT - Sky Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 689 replies
    • 22k views

  10. Señore Pioli's "Americans in the midfield" Milan vs. Meester Eddie's Iron Men XI 1 2 3 4 24

    Group stage finale
    By Zathras,
    • 578 replies
    • 15.8k views

  11. Newcastle United Vs AC Milan - Champions League Six Pointer 1 2 3 4 5

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 108 replies
    • 4.7k views

  12. Postecoglou's Kane-less "Top 4? You're Having A Laugh" Overachievers vs Eddie's Enervated Epic "Same XI As Last Time" Battlers 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League Official Match Thread - Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, Sunday December 10th, 2023, Kick Off at 16:30
    By MrBass,
    • 413 replies
    • 101.1k views

  13. eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts 1 2 3 4 19

    back to the premier league grind....
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 466 replies
    • 13.5k views

  14. gravel voiced dychey and his irritatingly resilient, bowl swirling blue shites v mellifluous eddie's heroic, decimated squad of black and white grunts. 1 2 3 4 20

    more premier league stuff again.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 476 replies
    • 18.7k views

  15. How about a nice set of draws, pet v The gnashing walls of perpetual whining and phlegm, la. 1 2 3 4 23

    NUFC v Liverpool, Sat 18 feb 5.30pm
    By trophyshy,
    • 574 replies
    • 20.7k views

  16. senor enrique's qatari bankrolled, sulking parisian wannabees v monsieur eddie's guerriers saoudiens noirs et blancs. 1 2 3 4 24

    zut alors! the big boys european stuff
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 593 replies
    • 17.5k views

  17. A manager likes them underage apparently 1 2

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 35 replies
    • 1.6k views

  18. Hatem "Number 26" Ben Arfa 1 2 3 4 89

    By loonyTOON,   
    • 2.2k replies
    • 133.7k views

  19. howe's battle weary, walking wounded but still should've done better on saturday nufc v pochettino's shit tangoing not fit for a strictly dance off, corn beef munching cockney wankers. 1 2 3 4 20

    mid table premier league game.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 482 replies
    • 14.2k views

  20. Former players - Where are they now? 1 2

    By Anorthernsoul,
    • 35 replies
    • 5.2k views

  21. Jonas Gutierrez 1 2 3 4 41

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 1k replies
    • 65.2k views

  22. Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast 1 2 3 4 20

    Bournemouth v Newcastle
    By Dr Gloom,
    • 479 replies
    • 15.6k views

  23. The Giant Black And Yellow, Banana Looking, Bratwurst Sucking Mo Fos v Eddies Pumped Up, Patched Up, Paper Thin Geordie A Squad 1 2 3 4 17

    Dortmund v Toon- Tues 7th Nov - 17:45 GMT - TNT Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 405 replies
    • 15.6k views

  24. NILE RANGER...... 1 2 3 4 5

    By jamie_gordon,
    • 102 replies
    • 9.7k views

  25. Targett

    By ohhh_yeah,
    • 10 replies
    • 658 views

  26. Players Who Are Worse Than Joelinton? 1 2 3 4 9

    Toon Premiership Era.
    By Ugly Mackems,
    • 216 replies
    • 13.9k views

  27. Slaphead Erik Ten Nonce’s Spawny Red VAR Devils v Sexy Eddie's Swashbuckling Geordie B Squad 1 2 3 4 19

    Revenge for Cup Final - Wed 20:15 - Sky Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 458 replies
    • 15k views

  28. Eddies Injury Ravaged European Trailblazers v Gary O’Neils Black Country Wimpy Wolves 1 2 3 4 14

    Sat 28th : 17:30 Sky sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 335 replies
    • 11.5k views

  29. Would you settle for being an Everton? 1 2 3 4 5

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 111 replies
    • 8k views

  30. Eddie and Mad Dog's Couldn't Score In A Brothel, Useless, One Footed Geordie Lads v Da, Da, Dortmund, Ich Lieb' Dich Nicht, Du Liebst Mich Nicht 1 2 3 4 23

    For you lazy twats this is the match thread for the Wed 25/10 @ 2000 game.
    By sammynb,
    • 560 replies
    • 14.5k views

  31. Eddie and Mad Dog's Useless, Got Caught Doubling Down, Always Bet On Black (And White) Punts v The Woy With Schlupp Is Slender, Did Pardew Say Maybe, Or Eze Not Sure. He'll Be A Woy For The Eagles 1 2 3 4 15

    This is the match thread! And thank fuck real football is back Saturday @ 1500
    By sammynb,
    • 366 replies
    • 9.9k views

  32. Eddie Howe’s Huge Sausage Mags vs Allardyce’s Pint of Gravy Yorkshire Cunts 13/05/23 12:30pm 1 2 3 4 27

    Dirty Leeds
    By strawb,
    • 655 replies
    • 21.2k views

  33. Ed Harrisons Newcastle United Blog 1 2 3 4 15

    By TheTacoTaker,
    • 370 replies
    • 14k views

  34. Post a picture of something shit on Wearside 1 2 3 4 63

    By Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club,   
    • 1.6k replies
    • 185.9k views

  35. Big Dan Burn

    By wykikitoon,
    • 11 replies
    • 693 views

  36. Andros Townsend 1 2 3 4 17

    By ohhh_yeah,
    • 419 replies
    • 29.2k views

  37. Chelski 1 2 3 4 21

    Fucked?
    By Rob W,
    • 503 replies
    • 20.6k views

  38. Ciaran Clark 1 2 3

    By The Fish,   
    • 66 replies
    • 7.1k views

  39. Eddie and Mad Dog's Apathetic Parisian Party Poopers v Turn It Up, Bring The Moyes (Yo, I Don't Understand Why West Ham's Playin' [With Bubbles]) 1 2 3 4 15

    This is the match thread for the game played on Sunday @ 1400 you lazy twats
    By sammynb,
    • 365 replies
    • 13.7k views

  40. Boomtime For Bundesliga

    By Tooj,
    • 24 replies
    • 2.2k views
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