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  1. I really didn't expect to be doing this for this long, right. Alex Isaks dutchman twisting, ange-ball battering, well rested Mags vs ...Who the fuck is Oliver Glasner?! Err, Crystal Palace 1 2 3 4 12

    Wednesday the 24th, 8pm, Selhurst Park
    By Andrew,
    • 284 replies
    • 12.5k views

  2. Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official 1 2 3 4 459

    Depending on whether he stays or goes Ashworth is mint/shit - Man U in talks
    By The Mighty Hog,   
    • 11.5k replies
    • 652k views

  3. Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football 1 2 3 4 127

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 3.2k replies
    • 108k views

  4. Of course we start going on a run of some sort now. Martin Dubravkas going down easy to annoy a portuguese bloke Mags vs Anges great attacking side who have actually scored less than us whatevers. 1 2 3 4 13

    Saturday, 12:30 at SJP
    By Andrew,
    • 319 replies
    • 14k views

  5. Joselu 1 2 3 4 6

    By ewerk,
    • 141 replies
    • 22.7k views

  6. Fulham away, I hate this fixture. If Dummett starts I'm deleting the thread when I get up so don't get too attached to anything you post. 1 2 3 4 11

    Saturday, 3pm.
    By Andrew,
    • 265 replies
    • 10.1k views

  7. Ah shit we won so I have to do another one. Alright, Eddies bubble bursting penalty merchants vs nailed on relegation certainties, Everton. 1 2 3 4 12

    Tuesday 19:30.
    By Andrew,
    • 291 replies
    • 19.1k views

  8. Eddie and Sandros gambling men vs Moyes bubble blowing something or other, I don't know Im no good at this thread name bollocks, anyway we're playing West Ham 1 2 3 4 16

    Saturday, 12:30pm at Home
    By Andrew,
    • 389 replies
    • 12.4k views

  9. Pep’s peripatetic perfection seekers v Eddie’s egregious error strewn erseholes 1 2 3 4 12

    AM NOT WELL… AM SUFFERING FROM CUP FEVER! 😀 (#takingonefortheteamlads ☺️)
    By PaddockLad,
    • 282 replies
    • 13k views

  10. Let's all Laugh at Spurs 1 2 3 4 5

    By The Fish,
    • 108 replies
    • 6.5k views

  11. Chelsea v Eddie's Prince of Players AG10 and his likely lads, NUFC 1 2 3 4 14

    Monday 11th March Kick-off 2000 aka 0700 on Optus Sports in the Great Southern Land
    By sammynb,
    • 339 replies
    • 9.2k views

  12. Eddie's, don't doubt the Dubs, NUFC v Wolverhampton Wanderers 1 2 3 4 13

    Saturday 2nd March Kick-off 1500 - on Optus Sports for those who like a vegemite sandwich.
    By sammynb,
    • 314 replies
    • 11.1k views

  13. Blackburn Rovers v Eddie's, can Loris Karius, NUFC - FA Cup 5th Round 1 2 3 4 20

    Tuesday 27 Feb 1945 KO, on Paramount+ Doon Under
    By sammynb,
    • 495 replies
    • 13.7k views

  14. Play Mobile Heed’s Hembarrassing and Deesgraceful Fam vs. Steady Eddie’s Crumbling Cripples. 1 2 3 4 13

    Away to Arsenal, Blud, innit. At their gaff, Saturday 24 Feb 20:00 KO.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 315 replies
    • 12.5k views

  15. Eddie’s Broon Ale necking Black Garter Slags vs PaddockLad’s mates’ southern softy shandy-drinking la las. 1 2 3 4 16

    Saturday 17th of the Secind Shittest month, at home, 15:00 KO.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 387 replies
    • 15.1k views

  16. ATSU 1 2 3 4 5

    By Anorthernsoul,
    • 109 replies
    • 9.9k views

  17. Scabs vs Eddie’s Weetabix Haired Scargill Supporters. 1 2 3 4 19

    Scabs vs NUFC Sat 10th Feb. Scab Ground. 17:30 KO
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 462 replies
    • 17.2k views

  18. Sir Edward of Howe’s Paggered But Awesome Beige Baiting Beauties vs Lorraine Chase. 1 2 3 4 21

    NUFC v Luton Town. SJP Saturday 3rd Feb. 15:00 KO.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 511 replies
    • 19.4k views

  19. Ferguson to retire at the end of the season - David Moyes replaces him. 1 2 3 4 9

    By Kid Dynamite,   
    • 213 replies
    • 15.4k views

  20. Alfie Harrison

    Superstar of The Future
    By Anorthernsoul,
    • 20 replies
    • 1.1k views

  21. 23/24 Prediction 1 2

    By The Fish,
    • 27 replies
    • 1.3k views

  22. Oonoy Immeray’s Beige Cunts vs Lee Dixon’s Beloved Black and White Shithouses. 1 2 3 4 19

    Tuesday 30th Jan. 20:15 KO. Away to beige, at beige park.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 471 replies
    • 13.9k views

  23. Shamone Muthafucka-loving Harrods shopping Cottaging Cunts vs Eddie’s Absolutely shagged out, but still awesome Stalwarts. 1 2 3 4 18

    FA cup 4th round away to Fulham. Saturday 27th Jan. KO 19:00.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 442 replies
    • 39.4k views

  24. STEVEN TAYLOR has turned down a new five-year contract 1 2 3 4 6

    By Sever07,
    • 133 replies
    • 8.4k views

  25. Adidas ditching The Toon 1 2 3 4 87

    By Guest Stevie,
    • 2.2k replies
    • 175.3k views

  26. It's KEEGAN 1 2 3 4 16

    By @yourservice,
    • 394 replies
    • 25k views

  27. Jamaal Lascelles and Karl Darlow 1 2 3 4 12

    By Tooj,   
    • 283 replies
    • 24.3k views

  28. The ongoing injuries thread 1 2 3

    By trophyshy,
    • 71 replies
    • 3.7k views

  29. Fan/supporters club inquiry 1 2

    By Zaro,
    • 29 replies
    • 2k views

  30. Fuck this shit, plastic oil CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts. 1 2 3 4 19

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 468 replies
    • 16.4k views

  31. Elite Defenders 1 2 3 4

    By Nefilim,
    • 79 replies
    • 3k views

  32. Houthie mackems

    Attacking uk ships
    By EddyRuxspin,
    • 7 replies
    • 683 views

  33. Selling a big name 1 2 3

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 68 replies
    • 3.1k views

  34. Liverpool’s worst looking advert for dental care gone wrong against Eddie’s mental care patients 1 2 3 4 17

    By Isegrim,
    • 401 replies
    • 16.6k views

  35. Fuck this shit, paedo CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts. 1 2 3 4 27

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 663 replies
    • 25.9k views

  36. Jose Mourinho 1 2 3 4

    By Nefilim,
    • 86 replies
    • 3.8k views

  37. Toontastic Patreon Charity Donation 2023

    Get your nominations in!
    By Andrew,
    • 12 replies
    • 2.1k views

  38. Eddie Howe's Stumbling Sausages visit [checks notes] Rob Edwards' Harried Hatters 1 2 3 4 15

    Saturday 23 December 2023, 3pm. No UK telly and that.
    By Meenzer,
    • 358 replies
    • 14.1k views

  39. Chelsea v Newcastle United 1 2 3 4 23

    Carabao Cup, 19.12.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 560 replies
    • 17.9k views

  40. Newcastle United vs Fulham FC 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 16.12.2023 15:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 408 replies
    • 13.9k views
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