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  1. Eddies Injury Ravaged European Trailblazers v Gary O’Neils Black Country Wimpy Wolves 1 2 3 4 13

    Sat 28th : 17:30 Sky sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 322 replies
    • 12.4k views

  2. Eddie and Mad Dog's Couldn't Score In A Brothel, Useless, One Footed Geordie Lads v Da, Da, Dortmund, Ich Lieb' Dich Nicht, Du Liebst Mich Nicht 1 2 3 4 23

    For you lazy twats this is the match thread for the Wed 25/10 @ 2000 game.
    By sammynb,
    • 559 replies
    • 15.2k views

  3. Eddie and Mad Dog's Useless, Got Caught Doubling Down, Always Bet On Black (And White) Punts v The Woy With Schlupp Is Slender, Did Pardew Say Maybe, Or Eze Not Sure. He'll Be A Woy For The Eagles 1 2 3 4 15

    This is the match thread! And thank fuck real football is back Saturday @ 1500
    By sammynb,
    • 364 replies
    • 11.1k views

  4. Big Dan Burn

    By wykikitoon,
    • 11 replies
    • 757 views

  5. Eddie and Mad Dog's Apathetic Parisian Party Poopers v Turn It Up, Bring The Moyes (Yo, I Don't Understand Why West Ham's Playin' [With Bubbles]) 1 2 3 4 15

    This is the match thread for the game played on Sunday @ 1400 you lazy twats
    By sammynb,
    • 364 replies
    • 15.7k views

  6. Ed Harrisons Newcastle United Blog 1 2 3 4 15

    By TheTacoTaker,
    • 370 replies
    • 15.3k views

  7. Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG 1 2 3 4 30

    This is the match thread for the game which is Wednesday Night @ 2000, you lazy twats.
    By sammynb,
    • 732 replies
    • 23.5k views

  8. Eddie and Mad Dog's Shot Shy Useless United v I'll Make My Final Stand, Hey... That's Why They Call Me Burnley 1 2 3 4 12

    This is the match thread and the game on Saturday @ 1500 you lazy twats.
    By sammynb,
    • 285 replies
    • 10.9k views

  9. Eddie and Mad Dog's Misfiring Majestic Mags v Pep's Not In Love, So Don't Forget It, It's Just A Silly Phase Citeh's Going Through 1 2 3 4 22

    This is the match thread and for you lazy twats, it's Wed 27/09 2000 kick off.
    By sammynb,
    • 549 replies
    • 19.1k views

  10. Eddie and Mad Dog's; Lost Their Intensity, Got No Identity Black & White Army v You Fill Up My Senses, Like A Greasy Chip Butty, Blades 1 2 3 4 22

    This is the match thread, BTW Kick Off is Sunday 1630 for you lazy twats that cannot look it up.,
    By sammynb,
    • 546 replies
    • 18.5k views

  11. Eddie and Mad Dog's still shite but slightly better, it was only Brentford FFS, Geordie Boys v Sandro Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Sandro Use To Room On The Second Floor, Meelan 1 2 3 4 20

    Ah the fewm because there still hasn't been a mackem in Milan, here comes the B&W Army, this is the match thread
    By sammynb,
    • 493 replies
    • 18.9k views

  12. Eddie and Mad Dog's Ponderous and Clumsy Useless Shites v The Ghost of Ivan Toney's, can I get 3/1 for that, Bees 1 2 3 4 17

    This is the match thread! BTW the game has been moved to Sat 16th
    By sammynb,
    • 421 replies
    • 13.2k views

  13. Good thing about the new owners

    By BigQuentin,
    • 7 replies
    • 671 views

  14. Champions League 1 2 3 4 8

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 175 replies
    • 8.7k views

  15. Wor Eddie's One Step at a Time Wankers v Media Darling South Coast Cunts 1 2 3 4 20

    Brighton v NUFC - Sat 2nd Sept 17:30
    By wykikitoon,
    • 493 replies
    • 19.2k views

  16. Eddie’s One Man Dugout Wonderboys vs. Fag Ash Lil’s Wall Pushing Disappointments. 1 2 3 4 23

    “Sorry” Juergen, you cunt. 27th Aug. SJP. 1630 KO.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 572 replies
    • 26.3k views

  17. Respectful Pep's Arteta Squashers vs Eddie "Fanny Magnet" Howe's Rapid Challengers 1 2 3 4 16

    Premier League, 19.08.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 391 replies
    • 16.1k views

  18. 23/24 Prediction 1 2

    By The Fish,
    • 27 replies
    • 1.3k views

  19. We Are United 1 2 3 4 7

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 168 replies
    • 8.1k views

  20. Sir Eddie's Champion's League Prospects vs Senor Nee Baals Conference League Spunkbuckets 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 12.08.23 17:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 406 replies
    • 15k views

  21. Sela Cup 1 2 3 4 6

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 130 replies
    • 6.5k views

  22. Other Games 23/24 1 2 3 4 188

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 4.7k replies
    • 181.6k views

  23. Valentino Livramento 1 2 3 4

    The New Cafu
    By wykikitoon,
    • 86 replies
    • 5.5k views

  24. Lewis Miley - He’s one of our own (Stanley) 1 2 3 4 7

    Plus other Miley’s if they end up good
    By Anorthernsoul,
    • 174 replies
    • 10.8k views

  25. Pre Season Friendlies 1 2 3 4

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 90 replies
    • 5.6k views

  26. Women's World Cup 1 2 3 4 6

    Does anyone care?
    By RobinRobin,
    • 129 replies
    • 6.1k views

  27. Harvey Barnes 1 2 3 4 6

    > ASM because we play more than 3 games a season
    By aimaad22,
    • 147 replies
    • 8.5k views

  28. allan mcgregor's haggis munching midge infested teddy bears v pif's invading penniless paupers... 1 2 3

    friendly thing
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 57 replies
    • 3.7k views

  29. Toontastic Fantasy Premier League 23/24 1 2

    By Andrew,
    • 44 replies
    • 9.6k views

  30. Banter or Hate Crime?

    Homophobic Language
    By CovJet,
    • 14 replies
    • 944 views

  31. Sandro Tonali 1 2 3 4 42

    He drinks moretti, he likes betting, he never back Sunderlanddd
    By wykikitoon,
    • 1k replies
    • 55.1k views

  32. Travel

    Looking for info on away travel
    By JawD,
    • 10 replies
    • 942 views

  33. 2023/24 squad list 1 2

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 31 replies
    • 1.5k views

  34. Nicolo Barella 1 2

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 38 replies
    • 2.3k views

  35. Fabian Schar 1 2 3 4 5

    By wykikitoon,
    • 100 replies
    • 6.3k views

  36. Comparison 1 2

    By The Fish,
    • 37 replies
    • 2.1k views

  37. The class of 22/23

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 7 replies
    • 534 views

  38. Todd Boehlys Turgid Turtle Heads V Eddie Howe’s Swashbuckling Shithousing Champions League Qualifiers 1 2 3 4 12

    16:30 BST - Sun 28th
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 295 replies
    • 11.6k views

  39. Eddie's RELENTLESSLY Pressing Champions League-bound Mags vs Dean Smith's Soft-Centre Championship-bound Foxes 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 22.05.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 410 replies
    • 16.6k views

  40. Eddie's Glorious Champions League-bound Mags vs De Zerbi's Stuttering South Coast Soft Shites 1 2 3 4 32

    Premier League, 18.05.23 19:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 775 replies
    • 31.1k views
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