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  1. Fulham away, I hate this fixture. If Dummett starts I'm deleting the thread when I get up so don't get too attached to anything you post. 1 2 3 4 11

    Saturday, 3pm.
    By Andrew,
    • 265 replies
    • 9.7k views

  2. Ah shit we won so I have to do another one. Alright, Eddies bubble bursting penalty merchants vs nailed on relegation certainties, Everton. 1 2 3 4 12

    Tuesday 19:30.
    By Andrew,
    • 291 replies
    • 18.6k views

  3. Eddie and Sandros gambling men vs Moyes bubble blowing something or other, I don't know Im no good at this thread name bollocks, anyway we're playing West Ham 1 2 3 4 16

    Saturday, 12:30pm at Home
    By Andrew,
    • 389 replies
    • 12k views

  4. Pep’s peripatetic perfection seekers v Eddie’s egregious error strewn erseholes 1 2 3 4 12

    AM NOT WELL… AM SUFFERING FROM CUP FEVER! 😀 (#takingonefortheteamlads ☺️)
    By PaddockLad,
    • 282 replies
    • 12k views

  5. The Great DOF Hunt of 2024 1 2 3 4 15

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 373 replies
    • 18.2k views

  6. Chelsea v Eddie's Prince of Players AG10 and his likely lads, NUFC 1 2 3 4 14

    Monday 11th March Kick-off 2000 aka 0700 on Optus Sports in the Great Southern Land
    By sammynb,
    • 339 replies
    • 8.8k views

  7. Eddie's, don't doubt the Dubs, NUFC v Wolverhampton Wanderers 1 2 3 4 13

    Saturday 2nd March Kick-off 1500 - on Optus Sports for those who like a vegemite sandwich.
    By sammynb,
    • 314 replies
    • 10.6k views

  8. Blackburn Rovers v Eddie's, can Loris Karius, NUFC - FA Cup 5th Round 1 2 3 4 20

    Tuesday 27 Feb 1945 KO, on Paramount+ Doon Under
    By sammynb,
    • 495 replies
    • 13.3k views

  9. Play Mobile Heed’s Hembarrassing and Deesgraceful Fam vs. Steady Eddie’s Crumbling Cripples. 1 2 3 4 13

    Away to Arsenal, Blud, innit. At their gaff, Saturday 24 Feb 20:00 KO.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 315 replies
    • 12k views

  10. Eddie’s Broon Ale necking Black Garter Slags vs PaddockLad’s mates’ southern softy shandy-drinking la las. 1 2 3 4 16

    Saturday 17th of the Secind Shittest month, at home, 15:00 KO.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 387 replies
    • 14.5k views

  11. Scabs vs Eddie’s Weetabix Haired Scargill Supporters. 1 2 3 4 19

    Scabs vs NUFC Sat 10th Feb. Scab Ground. 17:30 KO
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 462 replies
    • 16.5k views

  12. Alfie Harrison

    Superstar of The Future
    By Anorthernsoul,
    • 20 replies
    • 1.1k views

  13. Sir Edward of Howe’s Paggered But Awesome Beige Baiting Beauties vs Lorraine Chase. 1 2 3 4 21

    NUFC v Luton Town. SJP Saturday 3rd Feb. 15:00 KO.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 511 replies
    • 18.7k views

  14. Oonoy Immeray’s Beige Cunts vs Lee Dixon’s Beloved Black and White Shithouses. 1 2 3 4 19

    Tuesday 30th Jan. 20:15 KO. Away to beige, at beige park.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 471 replies
    • 13.5k views

  15. Fan/supporters club inquiry 1 2

    By Zaro,
    • 29 replies
    • 1.9k views

  16. Shamone Muthafucka-loving Harrods shopping Cottaging Cunts vs Eddie’s Absolutely shagged out, but still awesome Stalwarts. 1 2 3 4 18

    FA cup 4th round away to Fulham. Saturday 27th Jan. KO 19:00.
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 442 replies
    • 39k views

  17. Houthie mackems

    Attacking uk ships
    By EddyRuxspin,
    • 7 replies
    • 653 views

  18. Fuck this shit, plastic oil CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts. 1 2 3 4 19

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 468 replies
    • 15.7k views

  19. Selling a big name 1 2 3

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 68 replies
    • 2.9k views

  20. Elite Defenders 1 2 3 4

    By Nefilim,
    • 79 replies
    • 2.8k views

  21. Jose Mourinho 1 2 3 4

    By Nefilim,
    • 86 replies
    • 3.7k views

  22. Fuck this shit, paedo CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts. 1 2 3 4 27

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 663 replies
    • 25k views

  23. Liverpool’s worst looking advert for dental care gone wrong against Eddie’s mental care patients 1 2 3 4 17

    By Isegrim,
    • 401 replies
    • 16.1k views

  24. Eddie Howe's Stumbling Sausages visit [checks notes] Rob Edwards' Harried Hatters 1 2 3 4 15

    Saturday 23 December 2023, 3pm. No UK telly and that.
    By Meenzer,
    • 358 replies
    • 13.4k views

  25. Chelsea v Newcastle United 1 2 3 4 23

    Carabao Cup, 19.12.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 560 replies
    • 17.2k views

  26. Newcastle United vs Fulham FC 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League, 16.12.2023 15:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 408 replies
    • 13.4k views

  27. Newcastle United Vs AC Milan - Champions League Six Pointer 1 2 3 4 5

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 107 replies
    • 5.2k views

  28. Señore Pioli's "Americans in the midfield" Milan vs. Meester Eddie's Iron Men XI 1 2 3 4 24

    Group stage finale
    By Zathras,
    • 576 replies
    • 17.3k views

  29. Postecoglou's Kane-less "Top 4? You're Having A Laugh" Overachievers vs Eddie's Enervated Epic "Same XI As Last Time" Battlers 1 2 3 4 17

    Premier League Official Match Thread - Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, Sunday December 10th, 2023, Kick Off at 16:30
    By MrBass,
    • 407 replies
    • 103.2k views

  30. gravel voiced dychey and his irritatingly resilient, bowl swirling blue shites v mellifluous eddie's heroic, decimated squad of black and white grunts. 1 2 3 4 20

    more premier league stuff again.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 476 replies
    • 19.9k views

  31. eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts 1 2 3 4 18

    back to the premier league grind....
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 449 replies
    • 14.4k views

  32. A manager likes them underage apparently 1 2

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 35 replies
    • 1.8k views

  33. senor enrique's qatari bankrolled, sulking parisian wannabees v monsieur eddie's guerriers saoudiens noirs et blancs. 1 2 3 4 24

    zut alors! the big boys european stuff
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 590 replies
    • 18.9k views

  34. Toontastic Patreon Charity Donation 2023

    Get your nominations in!
    By Andrew,
    • 12 replies
    • 2.1k views

  35. howe's battle weary, walking wounded but still should've done better on saturday nufc v pochettino's shit tangoing not fit for a strictly dance off, corn beef munching cockney wankers. 1 2 3 4 19

    mid table premier league game.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 473 replies
    • 16.1k views

  36. Targett

    By ohhh_yeah,
    • 10 replies
    • 724 views

  37. Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast 1 2 3 4 19

    Bournemouth v Newcastle
    By Dr Gloom,
    • 472 replies
    • 17.5k views

  38. The Giant Black And Yellow, Banana Looking, Bratwurst Sucking Mo Fos v Eddies Pumped Up, Patched Up, Paper Thin Geordie A Squad 1 2 3 4 17

    Dortmund v Toon- Tues 7th Nov - 17:45 GMT - TNT Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 403 replies
    • 17.7k views

  39. Geordie A Squad's Sexy Slayers of Manchesters Managerial Slapheads v Lego Head’s Cockney Spunk Bubble Over-Celebrators 1 2 3 4 28

    Sat 4th Nov - 17:30 GMT - Sky Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 685 replies
    • 25k views

  40. Slaphead Erik Ten Nonce’s Spawny Red VAR Devils v Sexy Eddie's Swashbuckling Geordie B Squad 1 2 3 4 19

    Revenge for Cup Final - Wed 20:15 - Sky Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 454 replies
    • 16.3k views
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