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1. Elias Sorensen 1 2

   By Ayatollah Hermione, January 7, 2019
   • 41 replies
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   • RobinRobin
   • August 13

2. Pre Season Friendlies 2024 1 2 3 4 9

   By Christmas Tree , July 27
   • 205 replies
   • 6.8k views
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   • Renton
   • August 11

3. Matt Ritchie 1 2 3 4

   By gpirlo68, July 1, 2016   

   • Current squad
   • Wingers
   • (and 2 more)

     Tagged with:

     • Current squad
     • Wingers
     • players
     • Ritchie
   • 97 replies
   • 10.3k views
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   • RobinRobin
   • August 7

4. Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United 1 2 3 4 182

   How’s the compensation did ye say?

   By bobbyshinton, February 20, 2009
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   • Craig
   • July 31

5. VAR... really?? 1 2 3 4 16

   If you want to know what Danny Baker thinks then PL has you covered in here.

   By PaddockLad, January 8, 2018
   • 398 replies
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   • Howmanheyman
   • July 25

6. Euro 24 1 2 3 4 97

   By Kid Dynamite, June 4
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   • Monkeys Fist
   • July 22

7. Carrick, Ferdinand, Evra, Anderson, Obertan, Hargreaves, Rafael and Fabio 1 2

   By Kevin, August 6, 2010
   • 46 replies
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   • Kid Dynamite
   • July 21

8. Soon-to-be Sir Gareth Southgate’s Splendiferous Squad Rotation Specialists vs De La Fuente’s Ignominious Iberian Inquisitors*. ( *didn’t expect that!) 1 2

   It’s the Final- We’re In It Too! Sunday- 14th. 20:00. Gormany

   By Monkeys Fist, July 12
   • 27 replies
   • 775 views
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   • OTF
   • July 13

9. Claudia Moan 1 2

   By ohhh_yeah, July 10
   • 34 replies
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   • Dr Gloom
   • July 10

10. Salomon Rondon 1 2 3 4 7

    By wykikitoon, January 21, 2019   

    • Rondon
    • Player
    • 156 replies
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    • OTF
    • July 8

11. The Great DOF Hunt of 2024 1 2 3 4 16

    By Ayatollah Hermione, March 5
    • 380 replies
    • 15.9k views
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    • MrBass
    • July 7

12. Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶? 1 2 3 4 33

    By Christmas Tree , April 28, 2011
    • 800 replies
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    • Guest
    • July 3

13. Just joined 1 2 3 4

    By Selkirk, July 1
    • 80 replies
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    • Gemmill
    • July 2

14. Premier League 24/25

    By The Fish, June 18
    • 5 replies
    • 453 views
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    • Alex
    • July 1

15. Lewis Miley - He’s one of our own (Stanley) 1 2 3 4 7

    Plus other Miley’s if they end up good

    By Anorthernsoul, July 27, 2023
    • 173 replies
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    • Dougle
    • June 20

16. Martin Dubravka Signs Permanently 1 2 3 4

    By Ayatollah Hermione, May 30, 2018
    • 85 replies
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    • Dazzler
    • June 18

17. Season tickets

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves, June 14
    • 4 replies
    • 279 views
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    • Monkeys Fist
    • June 15

18. Lloyd Kelly 1 2

    By wykikitoon, June 11
    • 39 replies
    • 1.8k views
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    • wykikitoon
    • June 15

19. Dan Gosling 1 2 3 4 12

    By BigAl, July 7, 2010
    • 285 replies
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    • Isegrim
    • June 14

20. Toontastic Fantasy Premier League 23/24 1 2

    By Andrew, July 8, 2023
    • 44 replies
    • 9.3k views
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    • The Fish
    • June 11

21. Longstaff Brothers Dim 1 2 3 4 6

    By wykikitoon, January 14, 2022
    • 130 replies
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    • wykikitoon
    • May 28

22. Rate this season 1 2 3

    By LongTimeAdmirer, May 20
    • 51 replies
    • 1.7k views
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    • The Fish
    • May 24

23. Howe's That To End The Season You Southern Wankers v To be Frank, We're Southern and Cunts 1 2 3 4 16

    Brentford v NUFC - Sunday 19th May 16:00 KO

    By wykikitoon, May 16
    • 399 replies
    • 8.1k views
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    • Dr Gloom
    • May 21

24. Ten bob’s bell ends v HOWE’S HOWITZERS! 1 2 3 4 22

    Europe… it’s the final countdown!

    By PaddockLad, May 13
    • 532 replies
    • 10.8k views
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    • Gemmill
    • May 16

25. Miguel Almiron 1 2 3 4 18

    By wykikitoon, January 31, 2019
    • 433 replies
    • 30.2k views
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    • wykikitoon
    • May 16

26. Eddie’s late thread lackeys v de Zerbi’s beach bums 1 2 3 4 13

    By PaddockLad, May 10
    • 308 replies
    • 7k views
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    • RobinRobin
    • May 14

27. Jacob Murphy 1 2 3 4 7

    God is love

    By Park Life, July 17, 2017
    • 153 replies
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    • strawb
    • May 10

28. 23/24 Run In 1 2 3 4 7

    By The Fish, April 14
    • 150 replies
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    • Dazzler
    • May 8

29. Burnley v Newcastle United 04/04/24 1 2 3 4 11

    MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!

    By PaddockLad, May 3
    • 270 replies
    • 6.3k views
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    • RobinRobin
    • May 6

30. Kinnear resigns! 1 2 3 4 10

    By Meenzer, February 3, 2014   

    • Managers
    • Kinnear
    • 240 replies
    • 15.8k views
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    • Alex
    • April 29

31. Bruno the Mickey Mouse Loving Shithouse v Sean Bean Loves to Bang the Blades 1 2 3 4 10

    NUFC v Sheff United - SJP - Sat 27th 15:00 KO

    By wykikitoon, April 26
    • 231 replies
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    • Dazzler
    • April 29

32. I really didn't expect to be doing this for this long, right. Alex Isaks dutchman twisting, ange-ball battering, well rested Mags vs ...Who the fuck is Oliver Glasner?! Err, Crystal Palace 1 2 3 4 12

    Wednesday the 24th, 8pm, Selhurst Park

    By Andrew, April 14
    • 287 replies
    • 10.1k views
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    • wykikitoon
    • April 25

33. Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official 1 2 3 4 459

    Depending on whether he stays or goes Ashworth is mint/shit - Man U in talks

    By The Mighty Hog, October 16, 2017   

    • Owners
    • ForSale
    • 11.5k replies
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    • RobinRobin
    • April 18

34. Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football 1 2 3 4 127

    By Ayatollah Hermione, August 7, 2021
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    • Dazzler
    • April 17

35. Of course we start going on a run of some sort now. Martin Dubravkas going down easy to annoy a portuguese bloke Mags vs Anges great attacking side who have actually scored less than us whatevers. 1 2 3 4 14

    Saturday, 12:30 at SJP

    By Andrew, April 7
    • 334 replies
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • April 16

36. Joselu 1 2 3 4 6

    By ewerk, August 16, 2017
    • 141 replies
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    • Alex
    • April 9

37. Official Loan watch Thread™ 1 2 3 4 6

    By LongTimeAdmirer, September 23, 2023
    • 125 replies
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    • Dazzler
    • April 8

38. Fulham away, I hate this fixture. If Dummett starts I'm deleting the thread when I get up so don't get too attached to anything you post. 1 2 3 4 11

    Saturday, 3pm.

    By Andrew, April 2
    • 274 replies
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    • Ayatollah Hermione
    • April 7

39. Ah shit we won so I have to do another one. Alright, Eddies bubble bursting penalty merchants vs nailed on relegation certainties, Everton. 1 2 3 4 12

    Tuesday 19:30.

    By Andrew, March 31
    • 292 replies
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    • Dazzler
    • April 4

40. Eddie and Sandros gambling men vs Moyes bubble blowing something or other, I don't know Im no good at this thread name bollocks, anyway we're playing West Ham 1 2 3 4 17

    Saturday, 12:30pm at Home

    By Andrew, March 29
    • 405 replies
    • 9.9k views
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    • The Fish
    • April 1