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We'll beat Ipswich, Chelsea, and Everton. Ipswich relegated and shit, Chelsea in poor form, Everton will be fully on the beach on the last day and it'll be a party atmosphere at SJP. Minimum of a point from Brighton and Villa. By the time we play Arsenal, they'll either be focused on a CL final or in the depths that they failed to make the final. I could see us going there and them not being able to match our intensity cos their season is over. You're being ridiculous and totally underestimating this team to suggest that we can only beat a team in the bottom 3. If that was the case, we wouldn't be sitting 3rd in the table.

I read recently that Juventus are in for Tonali and we were in a "battle" to hold on to him. It wouldn't surprise me if Juve were after him because he's incredible, but there's no battle here. We can always tell them to fuck off and unless the player really wants to leave, we're under zero pressure to sell.

Six English clubs.

I suspect he’ll get more game time next season with European competition. id loan out Willy O though. We’ll need 2 new strikers and he won’t get a look in. id for for Jonathan David but reckon he’ll have loads of offers

These stories pop up whenever we’re going well…they’ve tried to move on Bruno, Gordon and especially and most obviously Isak, no dice with any of them so they’ve moved on to a bairn…it’s bollocks as he’s not naming clubs and even if he did it would still be bollocks…

So spurs or manure could take a CL spot if they win the Europa, does that mean It’s back to a top 4 place for anyone else then? Or does it then mean 6 English clubs?

I think Villa will do us over the top. 2-0. Rashford, Malen. This is our 3rd game in 6 days with pretty much the same 11. Villa have a deeper squad and can rotate a few.

What about Everton, or have we given up by then and given them an automatic 3 points? Oh and,

This is for the Isak head turned comment btw

I think we’ll beat Ipswich and Chelsea, which is basically enough for top five. There are points up for grabs in all of the other ones too. We have nothing to fear, the way we’re playing

Moi? But where are the points coming from Villa (A). 0 Ipswich (H). 3 Brighton (A). Bogey team Chelsea (H). Nerves gone Arsenal (A). Isak head turned

I remember a certain poster that, in the season we survived relegation, kept insisting that he couldn't see any way of us getting another point for the rest of the season. Every week, despite all evidence to the contrary. We finished 11th on 49 points. The team in 18th finished on 35 points. You're the boy who pissed wolf.

Yes they were shit cars.

john cleese's finest moment.

They do say dogs take after their owners. 🙂

Sadly

If we win this i am getting hammered. I don't expect us to, I think Villa under Emery are a very good side, but if we do that's CL delivered.

She actually came out against asexual people recently, as they had their awareness day and I guess she was bored and wanted to lash out at something. You have to wonder how asexual people are threatening women specifically?? I suspect she's now aligned against all LGBTQ. I mean hell she even protested trans people having their identified gender on birth and death certificates. How does that hurt or threaten women? She's full of shit and a bigot, like so many TERFs are.

Think you've mistakenly linked it into the back of your truck as it's indicating SOS

I loved watching Enrique and Coloccini play with such confidence on the ball at the back, they were exceptional at playing it out.

We are George Michael, Villa are Ken Ridley, whatever the other one was called. In line with the new tradition, tapping on the gif below will reveal my winning score prediction via morse code.

My protests against were also utterly disregarded when we got our furry shit machine, Dweezil. He’s also caused our feathery friends to vacate our garden, but I think it’s just in protest at his astonishing stupidness, since he’s soft as shite and probably scared of birds. I was throwing a ball about the back garden for him the other day, which he was unbelievably excited about, being a dog, and in one of his attempts to get said ball, he forgot that brick walls are solid entities and hurt when you charge head-first in to them… … like I said, thicker than a mackem’s belly

please please PLEASE Jason, wear the wham hoodie on the touchline.