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We know we're going to be competing in 4 competitions next season. We need a squad that can do that. That's all that's happening.

No it doesn't.

Suggests Hot Mitch Summer isn’t happening.

I don't mind it. Its a cheaper way of having a back up CB than signing another one. No one is suggesting he's going to be the answer but we are light at CB and it'll cost more to bring in cover than it does to retain it.

It’s shite man are we the only club that does this sentimental “eeeeeeee we're dead canny us” shite No offence to the lad, seems a good chap, but howay man time to move on

And this bitch is fucking vile https://x.com/campbellclaret/status/1910256552742736087?s=46&t=z2j8swpKHKggwsIUQJsACw

https://twitter.com/campbellclaret/status/1910381625222832330?s=46&t=z2j8swpKHKggwsIUQJsACw

It’s the thought that counts

Bob Mortimer recounts an episode from PL's youth. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Sounds like we'd be a bit too far down the pecking order there.

https://twitter.com/david_ornstein/status/1910355914068001054?s=46&t=z2j8swpKHKggwsIUQJsACw

LW looking stacked if he signs

These were the village elders when our family moved to Scotland. They’re pictured at the prize giving for “most improved speech by thon wee English bastard”

The straight dope from Craig Hope is that Mateus Cunha is a top summer target. He quotes £62.5m as the valuation. He'd be a quality signing but not sure where he fits in to the team. Eddie'll sort it.

I happen to know that you learned to speak English by watching Russ Abbott, and speak speak with a perfect CU Jimmy accent.

Just to point out I’m from Dorset you’ve got that fuckin wrong too

"Och aye hen, I dinnae mind admittun that I'm wrang noo and again. But he's a sexy mother fucker right enough, ken whit ah mean? Thanks fer the support big man. Fancy a wee dram?" THE END!

Yeah I don’t mind admitting that I’m wrong on the odd occasion that I am, unlike our Gemma who is legendarily wrong 90% of the time on here then tries to act as if he knows more than any other fucker.. it’s a bizarre persona to adopt but I still love the cunt

This is genuinely pretty accurate

No need, I have the list right here: 1) LTA - Repeat offender, reporting everything MF and Wyki posted. 2) Me - Joking around about Wyki 3) Wyki - being a fucking dirty grass.

i don't mind this given it's only a year extension, but we surely still need a new younger CB with a bit of pace.

Just started reading the free sample of the book mentioned in the article from the play store. Seems canny so far.

Nothing we didn't know, but what a horrible bloke.

Lascelles has signed a one year contract extension. For essential cup lifting duties.